{"title":"Offensive \u0026 Inappropriate Baby Bibs | Brisco Baby","description":"These offensive baby bibs will leave you laughing while your baby spits out his or her mushed peas. Shop all inappropriate baby bibs now!\n","products":[{"product_id":"backrub-infant-baby-bib","title":"Backrub Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eThings in your home escalate quickly: that time when you had friends over and there was one beer left - turned into a free-for-all brawl, that time when arguing your point escalated into a fully thought out court room session or that time when flipping a coin to choose between your movie or your partners movie escalted into best 543 out of 900! So when mommy wanted a backrub it's no surprise that things escalated into something totally different! This funny Infant Baby Bib is great for any parent's child.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eWe want everyone to show their faith in a meaningful way. Our Infant Baby Bib can give the impact to people that you are looking for. Moving designs like this Infant Baby Bib have clear and powerful messages of the Lord to encourage and inspire others. We specialize in stylish and beautiful Infant Baby Bib so everyone can express their faith with pride.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29569197506632,"sku":"14Y03_C5-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29569197572168,"sku":"14Y03-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29569197604936,"sku":"14Y03_C2-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29569197637704,"sku":"14Y03_C3-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/a1f0be41-8a27-43a2-8f4c-d199759e12fd.jpg?v=1582239892"},{"product_id":"boobs-for-breakfast-infant-baby-bib","title":"Boobs for Breakfast Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eHonesty in life is important. That notwithstanding, it may not be so appealing if an adult was wearing this design. But a baby is a completely different story! Breast feeding is the way of life and the sooner people stop being so sensitive about it the better. What better way to contribute to that change than dressing your baby in this funny Infant Baby Bib. Boobs are quite amazing and they serve many functions. Your baby will be the envy of the park when it sarcastically tells anyone that it's breakfast was better than theirs!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eMost fathers think that they know everything. Ask them any question and they will have an answer. This is because even if he doesn’t know the factual answer, dads will come up with something very quickly. This too plays a pivotal role in the old man’s other function in the household: the in-home repairman. This witty Infant Baby Bib is a perfect gift for any father as it displays the maxim that reigns in many households: “If Papa Can’t Fix It, We’re Screwed!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29569237418056,"sku":"14Y06_C2-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29569237450824,"sku":"14Y06_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29569237483592,"sku":"14Y06_C4-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29569237516360,"sku":"14Y06_C5-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/8d6565ac-3caa-4fe9-9a74-4ec08df440b3.jpg?v=1582242627"},{"product_id":"my-bottle-infant-baby-bib","title":"My Bottle Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eThere a few essentials for a baby: bibs, pacifiers, baby formula\/breastmilk and that thing the breastmilk goes into…oh right, a BOTTLE. Babies need their bottles all the time everyday every minute. Babies don't eat on your time no matter how much you try and make them. When the baby starts crying for it's bottle that roughly translates to, \"bitch better have my bottle, it's dinner time!\" This funny Infant Baby Bib can bring out the little rascal in your baby and have any parent laughing, because they'll immedietly start thinking of their baby saying it.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eShow you're serious just like RiRi with this Infant Baby Bib. Your child knows they want their bottle and they want it now!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29569260716104,"sku":"14Y07_C3-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29569260748872,"sku":"14Y07_C4-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29569260781640,"sku":"14Y07_C5-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29569260814408,"sku":"14Y07-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/fc440d34-7d8b-46a2-9292-80a8593c86fb.jpg?v=1582243221"},{"product_id":"just-burpeed-infant-baby-bib","title":"Just Burpeed Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eBrisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Infant Baby Bib lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Infant Baby Bib, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this Infant Baby Bib.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eBeing a baby is a tough job, but someone has to do it. This Infant Baby Bib shows that sometimes, they just have to live that baby life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"One Size \/ White","offer_id":29569287585864,"sku":"14Y08_C2-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/afed822f-f037-4e5e-968e-4980b04481bc.jpg?v=1582244420"},{"product_id":"mommy-wanted-a-backrub-infant-baby-bib","title":"Mommy Backrub Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eCouples all over the world know the feeling. There is such a sense of freedom of just being a pair, no real strings holding you two in place. Life still holds spontaneity… that things can change at any moment. Well, this funny Infant Baby Bib documents one of the biggest changes that can happen in a person’s life. Your life goes from carefree to mommy-to-be! When that bundle of joy makes your twosome become three, even though they can’t speak, your child can preach your truth: “All Mommy Wanted Was a Back Rub…”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eHere at Pet Shop Apparel we are all about animals! We love animals, we care about them, and we love that you love animals! We create wonderful cat designs like this meow Infant Baby Bib! You can show everyone how pretty and cute kitty cats are and you can express your love for your cats proudly! We want everyone to show off their kittens more often and now you can do just that!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29569331462216,"sku":"14Y101-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29569331494984,"sku":"14Y101_C4-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29569331527752,"sku":"14Y101_C2-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29569331560520,"sku":"14Y101_C3-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/04ef4bb9-2ebc-42d3-8f30-f23ec8c05cd7.jpg?v=1582245519"},{"product_id":"little-ass-kicker-infant-baby-bib","title":"Little Ass Kicker Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eLife is like a boxing match: defeat is not when you fall, but when you refuse to get back up. Sure, your child may not understand, but one is never too young to proclaim their inner fearless fighting spirit. This boxing Infant Baby Bib is for all the parents who are proud of their own little fighter, also known as their “Little Ass Kicker!” As the old adage proclaims, it is not the size of the kid in the fight; it is the size of the fight in the kid! And your child sure does pack quite a punch, no boxing gloves required!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eJust like your favorite zombie show, there's a kid who's gotta kick some serious butt. Make it yours with this adorable Infant Baby Bib.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29569363542088,"sku":"14Y105-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29569363574856,"sku":"14Y105_C4-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29569363607624,"sku":"14Y105_C3-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29569363640392,"sku":"14Y105_C2-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/15b112c5-a291-46f4-af14-6d3d1685566f.jpg?v=1582248349"},{"product_id":"ass-kicker-infant-baby-bib","title":"Little Ass Kicker Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eYou don’t get to pick your nickname. You have got to be given one! If only all children could be as lucky as the girl from the the zombie TV show and be bestowed with such an epic epithet. Her mother may have selflessly paid the ultimate sacrifice to birth her into the world, but another person was quick to fill the parenting void… in his own badass way, of course. With this little butt kicker Infant Baby Bib, your own pride and joy can sport the iconic nickname that is sure to make all walkers wary: “Little Butt Kicker!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eJust like your favorite zombie show, there's a kid who's gotta kick some serious butt. Make it yours with this adorable Infant Baby Bib.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29569372553288,"sku":"14Y105V2-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29569372586056,"sku":"14Y105V2_C4-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29569372618824,"sku":"14Y105V2_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29569372651592,"sku":"14Y105V2_C2-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/2712ebe0-85c4-473c-88ed-8dcffbd85883.jpg?v=1582249953"},{"product_id":"language-asshole-infant-baby-bib","title":"Watch The Language Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eDiapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude Infant Baby Bib, your child can be fashioned as their own witty warning sign, affirming this superior learning capability: “Watch Your Language Asshole! I’m a Baby!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eHey! No need to curse! People around you don't really understand what it's like to be an innocent baby like you. 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The design depicts an hourglass as a totem of finding balance in the spiritual journey through life.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29569402077256,"sku":"14Y106V2_C3-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29569402110024,"sku":"14Y106V2_C4-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29569402142792,"sku":"14Y106V2_C5-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29569402175560,"sku":"14Y106V2-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/78dc8a8b-81b3-4198-8d0e-8f2fc97395f4.jpg?v=1582252819"},{"product_id":"bite-me-jaws-infant-baby-bib","title":"Bite Me Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eThe life of a shark pup can be very rough! Their iconic bite is not a learned behavior as they can be cannibals in the womb! It may be a way to gain the nutrients needed to grow, but talk about some true sibling rivalry! No wonder these young offspring hardly receive parental affection. When it comes to your own child, there are no worries about being spurned! Yet when teething occurs… you will wish that they learned not to bite the breast that feeds them! This funny shark Infant Baby Bib is for the little shark pup in your life whose bite is worse than their bark!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eThere is no greater fight than fighting ourselves. Anyone who has been unfortunate it enough to be diagnosed with Breast Cancer knows this. Our Infant Baby Bib we specifically designed to help those gain a little more courage to fight this disease. Our Infant Baby Bib are also meant to give other people the inspiration needed to stand with those diagnosed and help them fight Breast Cancer.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29569426718792,"sku":"14Y117-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29569426751560,"sku":"14Y117_C4-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29569426784328,"sku":"14Y117_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29569426849864,"sku":"14Y117_C2-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/f8126c3d-70aa-481c-bb41-7513cde87720.jpg?v=1582261239"},{"product_id":"boob-is-life-infant-baby-bib","title":"Boob Is Life Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eDo what you love. Love what you do. This was the inspiration that led to two brothers creating a line of apparel that inspired optimism through promoting and encouraging the increase of good things in one’s life. Three simple words… life is good. Those words can be comprehended at almost any age. Yet on this funny boob Infant Baby Bib, your child can show off what the good life really means to them: “Boob is Life!” Whether it is for cuddles or a much needed nutritious snack, your child knows that it is all about the boob! No bottle!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eThere is one thing you can say your little one is already great at - breastfeeding. This Infant Baby Bib is perfect for your new addition.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29569436942408,"sku":"14Y118_C2-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29569436975176,"sku":"14Y118_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29569437007944,"sku":"14Y118_C4-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29569437040712,"sku":"14Y118-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/bb9f3caa-f849-47b1-989c-27259997fa91.jpg?v=1582262122"},{"product_id":"call-of-doody-infant-baby-bib","title":"Call Of Doody Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eThe definitive gaming franchise of the past decade helped usher in a new wave of ‘noob’ players to the addicting nature of massive multiplayer campaigns. But even the most ardent supporter of the series has to admit that there’s feeling of repetition in gameplay every time one is rolled out. Little do they know that there’s a new experience about to hit their living rooms! This video game Infant Baby Bib can signify that arrival: “Call of Doody: Brown Ops!” Trade in those arms for some diapers and get to changing! The new member of the family is ready to unload!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eYour video game daddy will love this Infant Baby Bib. The pooping…not so much, though.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29569548255304,"sku":"14Y129-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29569548288072,"sku":"14Y129_C4-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29569548320840,"sku":"14Y129_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29569548353608,"sku":"14Y129_C2-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/b63e1781-626d-4a61-9a62-45739d113ef9.jpg?v=1582271306"},{"product_id":"daddys-lil-squirt-infant-baby-bib","title":"Daddy's Lil Squirt Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003e“Squirt” is often used as a term of endearment for little kids or babies. It’s also defined as a “gushing of liquid”. It also has sexual connotations, as evidenced by the internet. Whatever you do, don’t do a web search unless you want to get some results that are less than work safe. Technically speaking, we all are Daddy’s “squirts”. That’s disgusting to think of from both a child and a father standpoint. It’s a little distasteful, but we’ve included an anthropomorphic sperm on this daddy Infant Baby Bib to make things less gross.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eOur Infant Baby Bib have designs that are hilarious because they give a perspective from the child's point of view. A baby or toddler may not be able to express itself so easily and our Infant Baby Bib will be perfect for them because that's most likely how they truly feel and all parents can relate to that.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29569694531656,"sku":"14Y149-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29569694564424,"sku":"14Y149_C4-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29569694597192,"sku":"14Y149_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29569694629960,"sku":"14Y149_C2-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/ec9e3780-c4c7-49b2-ac38-9e5a2baecb54.jpg?v=1582285890"},{"product_id":"i-had-boobs-infant-baby-bib","title":"I Had Boobs Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eIf you’re a baby, there nothing more important than getting your nutrition at the start of the day. Breast milk is the bacon-and-eggs of any baby’s diet, and chomping on those mammaries not only makes a growing boy or girl strong, but it makes the bond between child and mother even closer! Awww, isn’t that cute? It’s the miracle of childbirth—even though, admittedly, childbirth is a very gross process, but would you expect anything less from chunks of meat wrapped in skin? There’s nothing like breast milk, and nothing like this boobs Infant Baby Bib.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eAll of our Infant Baby Bib are perfect for people who want to get a good laugh out of life's crap instead of being put down by it. All of our Infant Baby Bib give people a chance to embrace the reality of our crappy lives and give us a reason to laugh and enjoy ourselves.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615395045448,"sku":"14Y182_C2-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615395078216,"sku":"14Y182_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615395110984,"sku":"14Y182-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615395143752,"sku":"14Y182_C4-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/fa8d9263-6535-4572-84e9-a49c281d7ef4.jpg?v=1571321409"},{"product_id":"i-won-infant-baby-bib","title":"Won The Race Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eHooray, you won! Being born means winning the greatest race of all. Even if you never accomplish anything notable for the rest of your life, you can at least tell everyone that you won the only thing that really matters: life. Keep in mind, you didn’t conquer life in the sense that you’ve achieved mastery over your own; you simply won the “race” involving the gametes of your mother and father. Hopefully, this isn’t the only thing you’ll win in life, but at least it’s an important start. Why not celebrate with this rude Infant Baby Bib!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eAt Life Is Crap we want everyone to be reminded of more pessimistic times that are a little bit more real with our Infant Baby Bib. When people say life is good, they are just kidding themselves and want to believe it, but instead they get crap. Real life doesn't care about good times it only cares about crapping on your good life! Use our Infant Baby Bib to show people that life is crap.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615418867784,"sku":"14Y189_C2-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615418933320,"sku":"14Y189_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615418998856,"sku":"14Y189-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615419064392,"sku":"14Y189_C4-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/79f2b9a0-123f-4df8-ae03-eaab867c2a37.jpg?v=1571321409"},{"product_id":"won-first-race-infant-baby-bib","title":"Won The Race Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eBefore we can really accomplish anything in our lives, we first have to win the greatest race of all. It happens before you’re even conscious and some would say that it’s a miracle. You see, a bunch of tadpole looking things compete with other tadpole things to race down a fleshy corridor to see which one can get inside of this big gooey ball. It sounds strange, we know, but when it happens—BAM—you’re born. Won your first race? We wish we remembered when that happened. You should celebrate with this rude Infant Baby Bib.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eYou're not a sporty parent but your little one might be. This Infant Baby Bib shows that if anything, they won a race at least!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615438594120,"sku":"14Y189V2_C2-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615438626888,"sku":"14Y189V2_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615438659656,"sku":"14Y189V2-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615438692424,"sku":"14Y189V2_C4-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/c62e5cf5-3d1a-4e4f-9a12-a98ae466fb85.jpg?v=1571321409"},{"product_id":"blastin-farts-infant-baby-bib","title":"Blastin Farts Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eBabies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Infant Baby Bib is perfect for your baby because it is exactly what it does. Babies are always breakin' hearts and blastin' farts. Simple and elegant this funny Infant Baby Bib shows exactly what a baby would say if it could!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eFollow Him for He is the light that guides you home, He is the light that lifts you when you're low, and He is the light that will always be there for you. Our Infant Baby Bib like this one are the perfect way for anyone to show their faith in stylish and fun ways. The Lord lifts us up when we are low and you should show your gratitude with our Infant Baby Bib. Your faith is important; start expressing your beliefs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615529132104,"sku":"14Y22_C3-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615529164872,"sku":"14Y22_C2-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615529197640,"sku":"14Y22_C4-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615529230408,"sku":"14Y22-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/4104814f-90a0-4d2d-99d5-0bbd8ad23941.jpg?v=1571321413"},{"product_id":"shits-and-giggles-infant-baby-bib","title":"Shits and Giggles Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eShits and giggles has been a popular phrase for a long time now. Example: you should buy this funny Infant Baby Bib for shits and giggles! It's simple and ironic since your baby basically only shits and giggles like exclusively. I mean, I guess that is hard-wired into all humans. Anyway, you will be sure to have a bunch of other parents laughing with this cute Infant Baby Bib. It's way better than all the boring and generic things for babies and can actually relate to real life people!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eYour wardrobe is a direct reflection of who you are as a person. We believe that our Infant Baby Bib will integrate wonderfully with the rest of your outfits. Grace and style is our specialty and we want people of all lifestyles to express their beliefs with pride and confidence. All of our Infant Baby Bib will give people the encouragement to go out and do the same\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615636643912,"sku":"14Y27_C3-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615636676680,"sku":"14Y27_C2-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615636709448,"sku":"14Y27-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615636742216,"sku":"14Y27_C5-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/72396f2c-8b48-47d6-920f-bf32c91691e1.jpg?v=1571321416"},{"product_id":"tit-faced-infant-baby-bib","title":"Tit Faced Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eBabies can't get shit faced because they don't drink alcohol! But the do drink a lot of milk, so much milk that they get to the point of being milk-drunk and not just milk-drunk they get completely tit faced! Nothing like seeing a baby drink so hard that they start spitting up, passing out and being completely tit faced and in more ways than one! This milk-drunk Infant Baby Bib is perfect for your little baby for all those times you're feeding your baby and it just drinks way too much you have to cut him off! Call him a stroller because he is tit faced!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eWe have a large selection of Infant Baby Bib similar to this Infant Baby Bib to show off your faith to your Christianity. Your religion is important to us and we want everyone to be able to show their faith in meaningful and stylish ways. Strength does not come from the physical but, instead from the metaphysical and our faith in the Lord. Our Infant Baby Bib can give others the encouragement needed to be closer to their faith.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615640805448,"sku":"14Y276-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/f58d5051-dca2-4f9e-9599-786370b6d38c.jpg?v=1571321417"},{"product_id":"dropped-load-infant-baby-bib","title":"Dropped Load Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eDiapers are a wonderful thing. Honestly, I really admire the fact that a baby can wear a diaper and pee and poop everywhere and anywhere! This funny Infant Baby Bib is perfect for your baby so when those annoying people who have to shove their face in the baby cribs and strollers they will see this cute Infant Baby Bib on your baby and they will either laugh or be hit in the face with the smell of that load! We hope it's the latter because it's annoying when people do that to our kids!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eCommercial fishing for the Freshwater Drum is huge; over 1 million pounds per year. These fish are abundant though and there are no concerns of over fishing. Take out your best fishing pole and go out to hook one of these bad boys and prepare for an awesome fight and then an awesome dinner. Any angler would be proud to have this fishing Infant Baby Bib in their collection.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615658958920,"sku":"14Y29_C5-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615658991688,"sku":"14Y29_C4-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615659024456,"sku":"14Y29_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615659057224,"sku":"14Y29_C2-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/b63a17ae-18de-47a6-a702-c7595ace34a4.jpg?v=1571321417"},{"product_id":"tore-mommy-a-new-one-infant-baby-bib","title":"Tore Mommy A New One Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eHonesty and irony go together better than the ending of Grease! This funny Infant Baby Bib is abundant with both and is perfect for any parents looking to dress their children in something funny and true! Imagine if your child actually said this! It would be hilarious and that's why any parent can be proud of their child unknowingly making a statement like that! This cute Infant Baby Bib will have every other parent making a bit of a double take when they read it but it will always be followed by laughter!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eYour little one tested your limits. Show you're a survivor and you love your child with this Infant Baby Bib.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615670755400,"sku":"14Y30-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615670788168,"sku":"14Y30_C5-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615670820936,"sku":"14Y30_C4-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615670853704,"sku":"14Y30_C3-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/1f951500-ab75-467e-a194-5ff29c92ed2f.jpg?v=1571321418"},{"product_id":"boobs-for-breakfast-infant-baby-bib-1","title":"Dad Is Jealous Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eBrisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Infant Baby Bib lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Infant Baby Bib, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this Infant Baby Bib.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eYour little one is adorable - celebrate the happenings of your newborn with this Infant Baby Bib.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615705620552,"sku":"14Y34_C3-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615705653320,"sku":"14Y34_C2-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/07e839ba-ab67-471e-a907-dab60abce93c.jpg?v=1571321418"},{"product_id":"wipe-my-butt-infant-baby-bib","title":"Wipe My Butt Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eThe \"keep calm\" quote is one of the most over-used and under-done phrases ever! The iterations of the \"keep calm\" statement are endless and now with this funny Infant Baby Bib the \"keep calm\" saying has now invaded on our babies! We will admit this cute Infant Baby Bib is pretty damn hilarious and any parent would enjoy their child wearing it! If there is one copy of the overrated \"keep calm\" adage that we can get on board with it’s; \"keep calm and wipe my butt!\"\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eKeep calm and carry on? More like keep calm and wipe their butt! This funny Infant Baby Bib is perfect for your little princess.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615709749320,"sku":"14Y35_C3-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615709782088,"sku":"14Y35_C2-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615709814856,"sku":"14Y35-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615709847624,"sku":"14Y35_C5-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/958be52d-ae08-44cd-be5b-895c03469974.jpg?v=1571321419"},{"product_id":"ass-kicker-infant-baby-bib-1","title":"Ass Kicker Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eYou don’t get to pick your nickname. You have got to be given one! If only all children could be as lucky as the girl from the the zombie TV show and be bestowed with such an epic epithet. Her mother may have selflessly paid the ultimate sacrifice to birth her into the world, but another person was quick to fill the parenting void… in his own badass way, of course. With this little butt kicker Infant Baby Bib, your own pride and joy can sport the iconic nickname that is sure to make all walkers wary: “Little Butt Kicker!”\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eJust like your favorite zombie show, there's a kid who's gotta kick some serious butt. Make it yours with this adorable Infant Baby Bib.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615714566216,"sku":"14Y36_C3-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615714598984,"sku":"14Y36_C2-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615714631752,"sku":"14Y36_C4-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615714664520,"sku":"14Y36-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/0c5340c5-bf1b-4c7e-bccd-6afc283ff9eb.jpg?v=1571321419"},{"product_id":"watch-your-language-infant-baby-bib","title":"Watch Your Language Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eIt's fucking annoying when people curse in front of children and babies! Maybe a little baby can't understand it but, children are extremely absorbent and easy to influence and they absorb everything that people say. This funny Infant Baby Bib is perfect for your baby so when adults are getting rowdy and are cursing at least your baby can tell them off in a funny and ironic way! This cute Infant Baby Bib is hilarious because we all like to curse at people when telling them NOT to curse. Now your baby can too!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eThis is your time. We want you to be able to show your love for God and Christianity by expressing yourself through our Infant Baby Bib. We want everyone to be able to live their lives with love and faith in their hearts. A peaceful and joyful life starts with believing. Share your beliefs with our Infant Baby Bib.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615727050824,"sku":"14Y38_C5-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615727083592,"sku":"14Y38_C4-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615727116360,"sku":"14Y38_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615727149128,"sku":"14Y38_C2-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/72fe9302-7ff1-4620-9206-5cf69d5b2929.jpg?v=1571321419"},{"product_id":"milk-drunk-infant-baby-bib","title":"Milk Drunk Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eSometimes your baby needs to be cut off! The breastmilk chest bar has been open all day and now it's time to cut your milk drunk baby off! It's time for last call because your baby has had waaaay to much to drink. That is some strong stuff; hard-breastmilk can get a baby tit-faced real quick and it's time that baby was cut off. Make sure you call a stroller for it because you do not want that milk drunk baby to crawl home itself! This funny Infant Baby Bib is perfect for any parent's baby and the irony is hilarious!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eYour little one is always hungry- so it's not a wonder that they get a little milk drunk sometimes. This Infant Baby Bib expresses this baby problem.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615749267528,"sku":"14Y43_C3-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615749300296,"sku":"14Y43_C2-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615749333064,"sku":"14Y43-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615749365832,"sku":"14Y43_C5-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/1449d56a-eaa8-4bc8-9a92-3a6ee18213ff.jpg?v=1571321420"},{"product_id":"lil-squirt-infant-baby-bib","title":"Lil Squirt Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eNicknames have been around longer than names! People have always found something to call someone that isn't their actual name but, defines them in some way. Babies and toddlers have been called Squirt for many years! Now with this funny Infant Baby Bib you can show everyone that Daddy's little Squirt has more meanings than just a nickname! Kids are not going to understand it and parents will think its hilarious (hopefully). Get this funny Infant Baby Bib and show off your little Squirt!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eThis Fathers Day, your little one can provide some comic relief. Even if it's just any day of the week, this Infant Baby Bib is perfect for laughs.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615858319432,"sku":"14Y66_C3-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615858352200,"sku":"14Y66_C2-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615858384968,"sku":"14Y66_C4-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615858417736,"sku":"14Y66-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/0b52005a-8b8d-4c75-a3a9-025fc5ff25b9.jpg?v=1571321423"},{"product_id":"tit-suck-infant-baby-bib","title":"Get A Drink Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eSometimes you just have to be forceful with your demands. Baby needs a drink so pull that tit out and feed the damn thing already! Babies are always hungry and when they are not hungry they are pooping and will be hungry again! Make sure those tits are ready otherwise this hardcore baby is going to find another, more punctual tit! This funny Infant Baby Bib is perfect for all parents to dress their babies in something both hilarious and true! All parents are sure to get a good laugh from this cute Infant Baby Bib too!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eWe create awesome baby clothes for parents because we believe in making new and relevant designs that parents can relate to and be happy to dress their child in! This party Infant Baby Bib is a perfect example of the cool and fun designs that we created! There is always that one person who brings the party and excitement and this time, it's your baby!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615865757768,"sku":"14Y67_C5-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615865790536,"sku":"14Y67_C4-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615865823304,"sku":"14Y67_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615865856072,"sku":"14Y67_C2-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/a4040914-6c39-438e-8e92-5ffc44e8aa3a.jpg?v=1571321423"},{"product_id":"made-in-vachina-infant-baby-bib","title":"Made In Vachina Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eIsn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Infant Baby Bib that all parents can find hilarious! Show everyone that your baby was made in Vachina with this funny Infant Baby Bib. It's like a dirty game of Mad Gab on your baby! All parents will find the humor in this considering everything is made in China!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eUnlike most things, you were not Made in China. With this Infant Baby Bib, you can be proud of where you really came from.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29615907340360,"sku":"14Y72_C4-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29615907373128,"sku":"14Y72_C5-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29615907405896,"sku":"14Y72_C2-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29615907438664,"sku":"14Y72_C3-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/a63945d2-349e-4cd8-a7d0-06a0a341a03a.jpg?v=1571321424"},{"product_id":"popped-out-of-vagina-infant-baby-bib","title":"Popped Out of Vagina Infant Baby Bib","description":"\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eWho has two thumbs and just pooped out of a vagina? This guy! This hilariously vulgar and funny Infant Baby Bib is perfect for any newborn baby because it so blatantly tells the truth! If you are tired of the same old crap that babies are dressed in then we have the remedy. With this hilarious design; your baby will be the talk of the neighborhood and the local park. Any parent who shoves their face in the stroller looking to make baby noises will get a huge laugh when they look and see this funny Infant Baby Bib.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"text-align: justify;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #595959;\"\u003eKorean War veteran and Purple Heart recipient Howard Osterkamp served in the US Army for 1951 to 1953. He was wounded and the doctors misdiagnosed his injury. Thus, he was sent back to the frontlines and continued to serve our great nation… with a leg broken in two places! He is just one story in the tapestry that is the military history of the United States. Here at Tactical Tees, we honor all of our veterans and those who have made the ultimate sacrifice in defense of our liberties with this Infant Baby Bib!\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 17px; margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; letter-spacing: 0.16px; line-height: 18px; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; color: #333333;\"\u003eKey Features:\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cp style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; margin: 0px; padding: 0px 0px 1px; vertical-align: top; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\u003cspan style=\"margin: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; font-size: medium; color: #000000;\"\u003eInfant \u0026amp; Baby Bib\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\r\n\u003cdiv class=\"x-tins\" style=\"color: #989898; font-family: 'Open Sans', Arial, Tahoma, sans-serif; font-size: 14px; text-align: justify; margin: 15px 0px; padding: 0px 15px; vertical-align: top; overflow: hidden; background-color: #ffffff;\"\u003e\r\n\u003cul style=\"margin-bottom: 0px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top;\"\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   100% combed ringspun cotton\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Reinforced Velcro closure\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Soft and Comfortable\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   One Size Fits Most\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n    \u003cli style=\"margin: 0px 0px 2px; padding: 0px; vertical-align: top; text-align: left; box-sizing: border-box; outline: 0px;\"\u003e   Lightweight and a relaxed fit\u003c\/li\u003e\r\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\r\n\u003c\/div\u003e\r\n\u003cp class=\"my-img\"\u003e\u003cimg src=\"https:\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2546\/3410\/files\/1005-sizecard.jpg\" width=\"400px\" height=\"465px\"\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e","brand":"Brisco Baby","offers":[{"title":"Black \/ One Size","offer_id":29616204841032,"sku":"82Y01_C2-1005-BLK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"White \/ One Size","offer_id":29616204873800,"sku":"82Y01_C3-1005-WHT-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Light Blue \/ One Size","offer_id":29616204906568,"sku":"82Y01_C5-1005-LTBL-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false},{"title":"Pink \/ One Size","offer_id":29616204939336,"sku":"82Y01-1005-PNK-SHCO","price":13.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":false}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/2636\/0440\/products\/e136fe73-b61e-47ee-8c65-4bcce23b269c.jpg?v=1571321435"}],"url":"https:\/\/briscobaby.com\/collections\/offensive-bibs\/solid-bibs.oembed","provider":"Brisco Baby","version":"1.0","type":"link"}