Love My Grandma Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Polka Dot Dress on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it seems...
Big Naps Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
We love relegating old fads to this napping Polka Dot Dress status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap and...
Poops I Did It Again Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Polka Dot Dress is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about...
Hug Life Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
This thug life Polka Dot Dress is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug life...
Happy Camper Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Grandma Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Get Milk Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
Game Day Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
Daddy Plays Video Games Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
Family Favorite Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
I Heart Daddy Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Mom Is Best Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Mom is the best. She always is and always will be. Why not have your baby show off what it most likely believes? Babies can't truly express themselves and what they believe but, that doesn't mean you can't help them do it. With this cute Polka Dot Dress you can show everyone just how great you are with the help...
Cousins Love Me Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Check Out Grandpa Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
Crawl Walk Bike Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
A better breakfast can boost a child’s brainpower. Thus, cruising down the cereal aisle can become quite the chore when deciding on the perfect nutrients to feed your growing pride and joy. Helps prevent heart disease? Low in sugar? Reading all the fine print on their colorful cartoon laced labels would literally take all day. This funny boobies Polka Dot...
Watch The Language Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Little Ass Kicker Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Life is like a boxing match: defeat is not when you fall, but when you refuse to get back up. Sure, your child may not understand, but one is never too young to proclaim their inner fearless fighting spirit. This boxing Polka Dot Dress is for all the parents who are proud of their own little fighter, also known as...
Dad's Beard Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Beard envy. A social paraiah that plagues all men with beards. Full, patchy, hairy, long, short or curly; no matter what your beard looks like you will always meet someone with a facial hair full of pride and confidence. There is another way to spread the word of your beard superiorty and thats with your child! babies don't know anything...
I Am The Master Dungeons Gamer Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$14.99
Every week, you gather to play the greatest game in the world! You and your fellow wizards test your fate every week in order to achieve the highest score. Who will be the Master this week? Only time and skill will tell. So roll the dice and let your imagination run wild with this Polka Dot Dress. Don't be afraid...
Rolling With My Homies Dungeons Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$14.99
Every week, you gather to play the greatest game in the world! You and your fellow wizards test your fate every week in order to achieve the highest score. Who will be the Master this week? Only time and skill will tell. So roll the dice and let your imagination run wild with this Polka Dot Dress. Don't be afraid...
Sports Legend Professional Gamer Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$14.99
Have you played E-Sports? Of course you have! You probably have a favorite team or are even in a league of your own. You spend your time watching others stream and now you're inspire to step into your own. Let this Polka Dot Dress further inspire you, gamer! So long on and get your game on. It's like real sports...
We Just Clicked Video Game Nerd Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$14.99
You love to game. When it comes to gaming, you're serious. Gaming is your entire life! Be sure to show what you're all about with this Polka Dot Dress. There's no stopping you when you turn on that console and try to beat that next level. Make sure even when it comes to love that you keep gaming in your...
Baby Llama Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$14.99
They may spit if you get too close - but aren't they adorable? Soft and cuddly, always looking for something just a little bit more, just like your little one. That's right - they are llamas. A unique animal, the llama has been used as a form of transportation as well as for warmth for many years! Celebrate these magestic...
Pray A Day Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$14.99
You know what they say - a paray a day keeps the devil away. Oh, that's not it? Oh well, we believe that if you do pray, you'll go to heaven. Doesn't everyone? Don't test rebelling it. This Polka Dot Dress is the perfect option who has a good sense of faith and a good sense of humor. So start...
Jesus Christ BFF Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$14.99
So no one told you life was gonna be this way (clap clap clap clap.) You know you did it. It's okay, Jesus Christ would do it too. This Polka Dot Dress is for anyone who wanted the Rachel haircut but also loves Jesus. He's your friend - like the Rachel to your Monica. If you know that you and...
Hanging Around Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$14.99
What are you doing this weekend (besides going to church, of course.) Hanging out? Jesus Christ understands, he hung around once too. If you get down with Jesus on the weekends, this funny Polka Dot Dress will be the one you wear. Don't worry, everyone will think it's hilarious when you show up with this sarcastic Polka Dot Dress for...
Rocket Icee Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$16.99
There's nothing more American than a nice, cold, frozen slushie. Be your originally authentic self when you check out this Polka Dot Dress. There is nothing like putting on a fresh Polka Dot Dress and knowing that you're going to look awesome. Just like the days where you had one Icee a day, you won't have a care in the...
Chill Vibes Only Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$16.99
There's nothing more American than a nice, cold, frozen slushie. Be your originally authentic self when you check out this Polka Dot Dress. There is nothing like putting on a fresh Polka Dot Dress and knowing that you're going to look awesome. Just like the days where you had one Icee a day, you won't have a care in the...
Icee Is Nicey Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$16.99
There's nothing more American than a nice, cold, frozen slushie. Be your originally authentic self when you check out this Polka Dot Dress. There is nothing like putting on a fresh Polka Dot Dress and knowing that you're going to look awesome. Just like the days where you had one Icee a day, you won't have a care in the...
Slush Puppie Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$16.99
Do you remember Slush Puppie? In the 70s, Slush Puppie was everything. Their special syrup instantly creates a flavor that is incomparable (sorry, slurpies!) Kick back, relax, and chill with this Polka Dot Dress. The vintage look combined with the sweet graphic will give you a look that will have everyone frozen with jealousy. Don't be left behind - bring...