Police Force Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Every superhero needs to have a logo, a symbol that is recognizable. It’s their calling card. For real world sensibilities, it needs to be striking enough that fans will want to wear it. Try this Solid Dress! Give your little one the tools to support local law enforcement with this Solid Dress. Who doesn't want to show their love for...
Talk To Me Goose Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Nick “Goose” Bradshaw, was a fearless pilot who will always be remembered. The death of a wingman is always the most tragic one, because a wingman is not only your best friend, but your brother-in-arms, even when he’s meant to be a goofy foil to the protagonist in an overrated action film. We love Goose, and cried uncontrollably after his...
‘merica Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Ah yes 'Merica! The cliché contemptuous shortening of America to sound more patriotic than you truly are, by saying 'Merica, has only really began to be popular for the past few years! It allows people to sound patriotic without actually committing to their patriotism which can be really ironic and funny! This 'Merica Solid Dress is perfect for your little...
Mess With My Uncle Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Look, you should be warned. If you mess with me, you mess with my uncle! My uncle is the toughest guy around, no question at all. Don't event try it because my uncle lifts more than you could ever and he runs faster than a cheetah. There's no way you'll ever as cool or strong as him so don't even...
Badass Uncle Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Look at these moves. Look at this smile. Look at this hair. It's plain to see. I get my badassness from my uncle. My uncle is the coolest guy I know and now I'm the second coolest guy I know. Check out my cool toy motorcycle and my tiny leather jacket - aren't these cool? I got the idea from...
Dad Taken Uncle Sing Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Look, I'm sorry. My dad is definitely taken buttt my uncle is single. And he's pretty good looking and cool. Not only is he cute but he's way more interesting. He's lived that crazy uncle life you know? He's traveled around the world and worked at wild places. He's taken everything into his own hands and is living life to...
Siblings have paws Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Our pets are part of the family. We care for our dogs since they were puppies, our cat's since they were kittens or our tigers since cubs… well not everyone has a tiger but, still we raise our pets just like we raise our children! This cute siblings Solid Dress is perfect for your child because it shows that even...
Brother is a Pitbull Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Pitbulls are making a comeback! Widely misunderstood as the most aggressive and dangerous dogs, people are finally beginning to realize that these dogs are great dogs who aren't mean or dangerous at all. Pitbulls, for the longest time have been shunned by people who would give them a nice loving home so of course people that would abuse and use...
Member of the Pack Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Usually you just keep dogs as pets and you think of them as your children! That's fine everyone loves dogs and wants to always add to the pack! With this cute dog Solid Dress you can let your child truly feel like it is part of the pack. Just because you were always a dog person and only ever wanted...
Brother is a Dog Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Animals are the best and for the longest time you have resisted a child and just had dogs as your babies! But, alas finally the child is born and has become a new member of the family. Your dogs won't mind too much but, this little baby is may end up acting like them too! I suppose that would be...
Got Your Six Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
With this cool Solid Dress, you’re cute little tyke will always have your back. Every hero needs a sidekick, and what better backup than your son or daughter? Sure, they may not be imposing or physically able of protecting you, but they’ll stop anyone in their tracks from the sheer power of cuteness! No bogey can resist the power of...
Daddy's Wingman Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This witty Solid Dress is for the best wingman a father could hope for: “Daddy’s Wingman.” They haven't seen this movie yet, but you have! This Solid Dress is perfect for them to show off their 2nd amendment rights - even if they're years away from owning any gun. Key Features: Solid Baby Infant Dress 5.0 oz 100%...
Daddy's Life Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Not everyone supports the movements Black Lives or Blue Lives Matter. They see it as a polarizing way at dividing the nation even further. We all should be united in an All Lives Matter movement. That is not an answer. The movements were started for a reason and should not be disregarded. With this Solid Dress, we show our support...
Hero Wears Badge Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
The real life superheroes of America do not wear brightly colored suit with capes. They wear metal badges and Kevlar. They put their lives on the line without any superpowers like super strength and the ability to fly and can only wish to be invulnerable to bullets. With this Solid Dress, children can show support to the true superhero in...
Daddy's Best Backup Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone...
Shoot Blanks Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
You never miss and never shoot blanks. This includes all forms of marksmanship: shooting firearms, wastebin basketball, and, of course, makin’ babies. Your child is living proof that you’re seed is fertile and true, and you couldn’t be more proud. In fact, you’re so proud that you want to buy this funny Solid Dress to show off the product of...
Arrest Your Daddy Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
We think this trumps the childhood argument of “My daddy is better than your daddy”. If my daddy has the power to arrest your daddy, (preferably with due cause) we’re pretty sure that beats anything that your daddy can do, unless he’s a Navy SEAL. This funny Solid Dress is for parents that know that they are more impressive than...
Farm All The Time Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Farming is not a job, farming is not a hobby or a pastime, though I suppose it can be those things but, not for you! For you, farming is a lifestyle. As a farmer, you work from morning until night, only stopping to eat, only stopping to sleep. Livestock won't tent themselves and neither will crop harvest themselves. You are...
Small Town Girl Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This is one of those rare occasions where two things combine into one! Your baby girl is not only small but she is a town girl too! This cute Solid Dress is great for any baby girl living in a small town! Your baby deserves to be in the cutest things and this cute Solid Dress is perfect for your...
I Like Big Bucks Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
You're daddy's hunting girl. This Solid Dress is perfect for any father who has a little girl who is on our way to hunting. Grab this Solid Dress and make sure the world can see that you're open to show the world who's boss. This Solid Dress is for the ones who love to shoot and hunt and to show...
Cross Of God Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
You are in love with your new child. You wouldn't have asked for a little one more precious or perfect. With this Solid Dress, you can be sure your baby will always be connected to the lord. You and them are children of Jesus Christ. Amen! Jesus loves everyone no matter who they are. With this Solid Dress, you can...
Sent From Heaven Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
When your newborn gets a little older, they may ask, "where do babies come from?" This Solid Dress will have your answer. They are sent from heaven, of course! Your heavenly little one was delivered the same way. Celebrate your little blessing with this creative and holy design that showed you're completely blessed. With a little humor and a lot...
Fresh From Heaven Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Congratulations! You just had the most adorable little newborn. Tiny hands and fingers, little feet, a healthy little laugh - the cuteness doesn't stop! This Solid Dress is your way to show off your creation. This funny Solid Dress takes the idea that babies come from the stork drop off and links it with the Lord. Get in some laughs...
Child of God Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
God has millions and billions of children. Each great Christian that prays to God and thanks Him for life is a child of God. When you had your little one, you knew they would also be a child of God. Be sure to use this Solid Dress and thank Jesus for all that he's done - including bless you with...
Gift From God Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
God makes all living things and creatures. From the bugs on the ground to the birds in the sky, from the oceans of the world to the forest, there is no better way to thank God for life than by having one of your own. This Solid Dress is your way to show off Gods gift of life - your...
Loved By The King Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Who is the king? Elvis? King Charles? King Henry? No, of course, your king is Jesus Christ. This Solid Dress serves as a reminder to always show love for your number one guy. Your child can now feel connected to the lord with this Solid Dress which will ensure your prince a place in heaven always. Jesus loves everyone no...
Little Miracle Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Miracles happen all the time but your little miracle has to be the biggest one of all. This Solid Dress is the way for you give back to the lord by spreading his word. Your baby is a joy and you wouldn't have it any other way. Now, you can be grateful in style with this Solid Dress. Jesus Christ...
Prayer Warrior Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Pow! Kick! Bam! Crash through the pages of the comic book and be ready to save the day with your little one in a big way. This Solid Dress is for the little prayer warrior - the Christian lives in your super baby. Defeat the evils of the world with cuteness and prayer with this Solid Dress. You are sure...
God Said Ta-Da Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
God creates all things in the world. He creates the trees, the animals, the oceans, the rivers, and of course, people! You were truly blessed when your little one was born. It was like when God made your baby, he gave you them on a silver platter - they were His perfect creation. Now, you can celebrate this blessing with...
Disciple In Training Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Your little one will always be raised with Christian virtue, just like you! Jesus will be their savior - just like you. They're ready to train to be like the lord - why not get them ready to be a disciple, too? This Solid Dress is a funny and faithful way to get your little one connected to God easily....
Milk And Jesus Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Your little one is perfect for being one with Jesus. Be sure to always have them in touch with God throughout their life with this Solid Dress. It makes the perfect shower gift and it's totally hilarious! Even Jesus will laugh at this humorous Solid Dress. Feel the faith running through their little body when you've got this fun design...
Prayer Care Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Prayer is our way of speaking directly to God. Whether we know it or not God is listening. We may not get our answers quickly and we may never see or receive what we pray for. God works in mysterious ways but, giving your faith to him and praying is one way to directly express your faith to Him. God...
Loved Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
"This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him" -1 John 4:9. Your child of faith deserves to wear something that conveys that faith. Our little blessings and gifts from God and Jesus unfortunately, cannot share their beliefs and convictions just as they are...
Jesus Loves You Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Unfortunately babies can't talk. So when we are leaning over the cribs and staring at them, making weird noises and saying stupid things we can only guess as to what the baby is thinking. The way we see it there is no reason why a baby can't express their feelings to people. This cute Solid Dress is great for any...
Christ Loves Me Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
A faithful lifestyle comes in many shapes and forms, people and places, parents and children. A devout family who is faithful to their Christianity deserves to be able to express that devotion with pride and confidence. This cute Solid Dress is great for babies of faithful parents who want to give their baby a head start in living with God...
Stroll With Jesus Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
As religious parents your goal is to devote yourselves to Christianity and walk with the Lord. But what about your baby? Your baby can't walk but, it can surely be just as faithful as you. This cute Solid Dress is perfect for your little blessing. They may not be able to walk with Jesus but, they sure can stroll with...
Heaven Sent Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
All babies are children of God. We are all God's Children. Forget the stork your baby was sent directly from Heaven as if it was a little angel. This cute Solid Dress is perfect for all religious parents who want to dress their children in things that are more meaningful and spiritual than the boring and unoriginal baby stuff that...
He Answered Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
"I prayed for this child, and the LORD has granted me what I asked of him. So now I give him to the LORD. For his whole life he will be given over to the LORD. And he worshiped the LORD there" -1 Samuel 1:27-28. This cute Solid Dress shows that as you have devoted your life to Jesus and...
Handle With Prayer Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Everyone already knows that you don't rough house with a baby. You don't throw them around or be tough with them. Babies are universally handled with care. This cute Solid Dress is perfect for any God loving parents who want to dress their babies and toddlers in something with more divinity and spirituality to get your child started in their...
Made In Vachina Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Solid Dress that all parents can find hilarious!...
Sorry Daddy Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
As a husband you have one boss and that is your wife! You must listen to her always, as they say: happy wife, happy life. Even your boss at work takes no precedence on your wife! Now you are a father and that means two bosses! Show everyone with this funny Solid Dress that you always have to listen and...
Grandpa's Sidekick Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
There are many superheroes in existence. Sure we may not be able to see them and only get to read about them in comic books, graphic novels and see them in movies but, they are there. They come in the form of family, friends and loved ones. You don't need to stop a burning building, fight a giant monster or...
Rock Shirt Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Your little rocker deserves to be rocking out everywhere he or she goes. If you need a rock shirt for your baby look no farther then this cute Solid Dress. Babies’ rock and you rocking parents can't wait to be head-banging with your child! Get your baby ready for all the little rock shirts he or she will be wearing...
Snuggle Is Real Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
We all have some hard times and struggle with things in our lives. Even babies struggle with baby stuff like; sipping a broken bottle or the pacifier falls on the floor or maybe a full diaper. The struggle is real for everyone even babies…Oh wait! This Cute Solid Dress says that the SNUGGLE is real! That's adorable and any parent...
Straight Outta Mommy Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
There are some great references out there these days but, you don't have to be a fan of rap to think this cute Solid Dress is hilarious and clever! Maybe the inside of mommy may not be as bad a Compton but, it says a lot about your baby anyway! Show everyone that your baby is awesome cause it's straight...
Aunt is Single Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
It's the Aunts day to babysit and what better way to dress the baby than this cute Solid Dress? There has been plenty of debate over whether or not it's ethical to use a baby as leverage to pick up dates! We say GO FOR IT! Why not? Babies are adorable and are the ultimate conversation starter! As its single...
I Am Your Daughter Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Solid Dress lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Solid Dress, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this Solid Dress. Your little...
You Are My Father Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Solid Dress lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Solid Dress, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this Solid Dress. Luke didn't...
In Charge Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Moms like to kid themselves. They think because they are the mother that they are in charge! In a child's mind though they are thinking, "mommy is definitely not my boss!" No matter how many times moms think they laid down the law and made themselves clear, toddlers and kids know better than that! This funny Solid Dress is perfect...
Return Platofrm 9 3/4 Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Are you are fan of wizards, magic, and mystery? Of course you are! Wear this Solid Dress to announce to the world that you love casting spells and mixing up potions. You're nerdy and you know it! Wear your Solid Dress with pride! Generally, running into brick walls is ill advised but in this case we'll make an exception. If...
That Smell Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
It is so easy to blame a baby for a smelly fart! Babies can't control it; they don't even know they are doing it when it happens! Farts are different than poops believe me; if your baby pooped you will know the difference. This cute uncle Solid Dress is perfect for your niece or nephew so when you are watching...
Future Gaming Buddy Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Now this cute Solid Dress is one I can get on board with! Calling all gamers who have ruined their gaming time by having children! You need this funny Solid Dress for your baby because you want everyone to know that you will be gaming with this little guy or girl soon enough. Every parent likes to share their hobbies...
I Didn't Do It Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
I want it on record that my client is not guilty of whatever absurd charges you have felt he deserved! (I'm speaking as the lawy- I mean Grandpa right now.) Anyway, you have no right to accuse since there are no witnesses and no real evidence, obviously my client is being discriminated against because they are a child! This type...
Cool Baby Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Nobody wants to be a regular baby. Being a regular baby is boring, generic and unoriginal. Who would want that? Not your little awesome bundle of coolness! Get this cool Solid Dress so your awesome little infant can show just how cool they really are. We don't want any baby to be regular, everyone is unique and their unique qualities...
Nap Periodically Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Oh puns… can't live with them, can't live without them. This cute periodic table Solid Dress is the perfect nerdy little thing to put your baby in! Get it? It’s the elements Iodine, Sodium, and Phosphorus placed in a way that their elemental symbols spell out the words “I Nap." This is a geeky parents dream and this periodic table...
Can't Resist Nurses Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Solid Dress is perfect for...
Blastin Farts Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Solid Dress is perfect for your baby...
Really Like Snacks Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Solid Dress anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and baby food...
Love My Grandma Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Solid Dress on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it seems like...
Big Naps Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
We love relegating old fads to this napping Solid Dress status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap and just...
Milk And Jesus Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Your little one is perfect for being one with Jesus. Be sure to always have them in touch with God throughout their life with this Solid Dress. It makes the perfect shower gift and it's totally hilarious! Even Jesus will laugh at this humorous Solid Dress. Feel the faith running through their little body when you've got this fun design...
Prayer Care Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Prayer is our way of speaking directly to God. Whether we know it or not God is listening. We may not get our answers quickly and we may never see or receive what we pray for. God works in mysterious ways but, giving your faith to him and praying is one way to directly express your faith to Him. God...
Loved Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
"This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him" -1 John 4:9. Your child of faith deserves to wear something that conveys that faith. Our little blessings and gifts from God and Jesus unfortunately, cannot share their beliefs and convictions just as they are...
Jesus Loves You Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Unfortunately babies can't talk. So when we are leaning over the cribs and staring at them, making weird noises and saying stupid things we can only guess as to what the baby is thinking. The way we see it there is no reason why a baby can't express their feelings to people. This cute Solid Dress is great for any...
Christ Loves Me Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
A faithful lifestyle comes in many shapes and forms, people and places, parents and children. A devout family who is faithful to their Christianity deserves to be able to express that devotion with pride and confidence. This cute Solid Dress is great for babies of faithful parents who want to give their baby a head start in living with God...
Stroll With Jesus Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
As religious parents your goal is to devote yourselves to Christianity and walk with the Lord. But what about your baby? Your baby can't walk but, it can surely be just as faithful as you. This cute Solid Dress is perfect for your little blessing. They may not be able to walk with Jesus but, they sure can stroll with...
Heaven Sent Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
All babies are children of God. We are all God's Children. Forget the stork your baby was sent directly from Heaven as if it was a little angel. This cute Solid Dress is perfect for all religious parents who want to dress their children in things that are more meaningful and spiritual than the boring and unoriginal baby stuff that...
He Answered Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
"I prayed for this child, and the LORD has granted me what I asked of him. So now I give him to the LORD. For his whole life he will be given over to the LORD. And he worshiped the LORD there" -1 Samuel 1:27-28. This cute Solid Dress shows that as you have devoted your life to Jesus and...
Handle With Prayer Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Everyone already knows that you don't rough house with a baby. You don't throw them around or be tough with them. Babies are universally handled with care. This cute Solid Dress is perfect for any God loving parents who want to dress their babies and toddlers in something with more divinity and spirituality to get your child started in their...
Made In Vachina Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Solid Dress that all parents can find hilarious!...
Sorry Daddy Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
As a husband you have one boss and that is your wife! You must listen to her always, as they say: happy wife, happy life. Even your boss at work takes no precedence on your wife! Now you are a father and that means two bosses! Show everyone with this funny Solid Dress that you always have to listen and...
Grandpa's Sidekick Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
There are many superheroes in existence. Sure we may not be able to see them and only get to read about them in comic books, graphic novels and see them in movies but, they are there. They come in the form of family, friends and loved ones. You don't need to stop a burning building, fight a giant monster or...
Rock Shirt Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Your little rocker deserves to be rocking out everywhere he or she goes. If you need a rock shirt for your baby look no farther then this cute Solid Dress. Babies’ rock and you rocking parents can't wait to be head-banging with your child! Get your baby ready for all the little rock shirts he or she will be wearing...
Snuggle Is Real Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
We all have some hard times and struggle with things in our lives. Even babies struggle with baby stuff like; sipping a broken bottle or the pacifier falls on the floor or maybe a full diaper. The struggle is real for everyone even babies…Oh wait! This Cute Solid Dress says that the SNUGGLE is real! That's adorable and any parent...
Straight Outta Mommy Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
There are some great references out there these days but, you don't have to be a fan of rap to think this cute Solid Dress is hilarious and clever! Maybe the inside of mommy may not be as bad a Compton but, it says a lot about your baby anyway! Show everyone that your baby is awesome cause it's straight...
Aunt is Single Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
It's the Aunts day to babysit and what better way to dress the baby than this cute Solid Dress? There has been plenty of debate over whether or not it's ethical to use a baby as leverage to pick up dates! We say GO FOR IT! Why not? Babies are adorable and are the ultimate conversation starter! As its single...
I Am Your Daughter Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Solid Dress lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Solid Dress, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this Solid Dress. Your little...
You Are My Father Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Solid Dress lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Solid Dress, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this Solid Dress. Luke didn't...
In Charge Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Moms like to kid themselves. They think because they are the mother that they are in charge! In a child's mind though they are thinking, "mommy is definitely not my boss!" No matter how many times moms think they laid down the law and made themselves clear, toddlers and kids know better than that! This funny Solid Dress is perfect...
Return Platofrm 9 3/4 Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Are you are fan of wizards, magic, and mystery? Of course you are! Wear this Solid Dress to announce to the world that you love casting spells and mixing up potions. You're nerdy and you know it! Wear your Solid Dress with pride! Generally, running into brick walls is ill advised but in this case we'll make an exception. If...
That Smell Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
It is so easy to blame a baby for a smelly fart! Babies can't control it; they don't even know they are doing it when it happens! Farts are different than poops believe me; if your baby pooped you will know the difference. This cute uncle Solid Dress is perfect for your niece or nephew so when you are watching...
Future Gaming Buddy Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Now this cute Solid Dress is one I can get on board with! Calling all gamers who have ruined their gaming time by having children! You need this funny Solid Dress for your baby because you want everyone to know that you will be gaming with this little guy or girl soon enough. Every parent likes to share their hobbies...
I Didn't Do It Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
I want it on record that my client is not guilty of whatever absurd charges you have felt he deserved! (I'm speaking as the lawy- I mean Grandpa right now.) Anyway, you have no right to accuse since there are no witnesses and no real evidence, obviously my client is being discriminated against because they are a child! This type...
Cool Baby Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Nobody wants to be a regular baby. Being a regular baby is boring, generic and unoriginal. Who would want that? Not your little awesome bundle of coolness! Get this cool Solid Dress so your awesome little infant can show just how cool they really are. We don't want any baby to be regular, everyone is unique and their unique qualities...
Nap Periodically Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Oh puns… can't live with them, can't live without them. This cute periodic table Solid Dress is the perfect nerdy little thing to put your baby in! Get it? It’s the elements Iodine, Sodium, and Phosphorus placed in a way that their elemental symbols spell out the words “I Nap." This is a geeky parents dream and this periodic table...
Can't Resist Nurses Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Solid Dress is perfect for...
Blastin Farts Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Solid Dress is perfect for your baby...
Really Like Snacks Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Solid Dress anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and baby food...
Love My Grandma Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Solid Dress on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it seems like...
Big Naps Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
We love relegating old fads to this napping Solid Dress status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap and just...
