Really Like Snacks Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Skirt Dress anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and baby food...
Just Say Boop Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$16.99
Cute, cuddle, sassy, and classy - what more could you ask from Betty Boop? She's truly one of America's fashion icons. From her hair to her dresses, she truly makes a statement. Now, you can make a statement with licensed Betty Boop designs. This Polka Dot Dress is your optimal way to serve up style and class, just like Betty!...
Police Force Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Every superhero needs to have a logo, a symbol that is recognizable. It’s their calling card. For real world sensibilities, it needs to be striking enough that fans will want to wear it. Try this Solid Dress! Give your little one the tools to support local law enforcement with this Solid Dress. Who doesn't want to show their love for...
Arrest Your Daddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We think this trumps the childhood argument of “My daddy is better than your daddy”. If my daddy has the power to arrest your daddy, (preferably with due cause) we’re pretty sure that beats anything that your daddy can do, unless he’s a Navy SEAL. This funny Skirt Dress is for parents that know that they are more impressive than...
In Charge Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Moms like to kid themselves. They think because they are the mother that they are in charge! In a child's mind though they are thinking, "mommy is definitely not my boss!" No matter how many times moms think they laid down the law and made themselves clear, toddlers and kids know better than that! This funny Skirt Dress is perfect...
Nap Periodically Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Oh puns… can't live with them, can't live without them. This cute periodic table Skirt Dress is the perfect nerdy little thing to put your baby in! Get it? It’s the elements Iodine, Sodium, and Phosphorus placed in a way that their elemental symbols spell out the words “I Nap." This is a geeky parents dream and this periodic table...
Blowing Kisses Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$16.99
Can you feel the love? Betty sure can! This Polka Dot Dress makes sure that you will. Betty Boop is a lovable cartoon character that has been a favorite for decades. Celebrate Valentine's Day or just being in love every day with this Polka Dot Dress featuring Betty Boop in all her glory! Don't be afraid to fall in love...
Talk To Me Goose Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Nick “Goose” Bradshaw, was a fearless pilot who will always be remembered. The death of a wingman is always the most tragic one, because a wingman is not only your best friend, but your brother-in-arms, even when he’s meant to be a goofy foil to the protagonist in an overrated action film. We love Goose, and cried uncontrollably after his...
‘merica Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Ah yes 'Merica! The cliché contemptuous shortening of America to sound more patriotic than you truly are, by saying 'Merica, has only really began to be popular for the past few years! It allows people to sound patriotic without actually committing to their patriotism which can be really ironic and funny! This 'Merica Solid Dress is perfect for your little...
Mess With My Uncle Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Look, you should be warned. If you mess with me, you mess with my uncle! My uncle is the toughest guy around, no question at all. Don't event try it because my uncle lifts more than you could ever and he runs faster than a cheetah. There's no way you'll ever as cool or strong as him so don't even...
Badass Uncle Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Look at these moves. Look at this smile. Look at this hair. It's plain to see. I get my badassness from my uncle. My uncle is the coolest guy I know and now I'm the second coolest guy I know. Check out my cool toy motorcycle and my tiny leather jacket - aren't these cool? I got the idea from...
Dad Taken Uncle Sing Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Look, I'm sorry. My dad is definitely taken buttt my uncle is single. And he's pretty good looking and cool. Not only is he cute but he's way more interesting. He's lived that crazy uncle life you know? He's traveled around the world and worked at wild places. He's taken everything into his own hands and is living life to...
Siblings have paws Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Our pets are part of the family. We care for our dogs since they were puppies, our cat's since they were kittens or our tigers since cubs… well not everyone has a tiger but, still we raise our pets just like we raise our children! This cute siblings Solid Dress is perfect for your child because it shows that even...
Brother is a Pitbull Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Pitbulls are making a comeback! Widely misunderstood as the most aggressive and dangerous dogs, people are finally beginning to realize that these dogs are great dogs who aren't mean or dangerous at all. Pitbulls, for the longest time have been shunned by people who would give them a nice loving home so of course people that would abuse and use...
Member of the Pack Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Usually you just keep dogs as pets and you think of them as your children! That's fine everyone loves dogs and wants to always add to the pack! With this cute dog Solid Dress you can let your child truly feel like it is part of the pack. Just because you were always a dog person and only ever wanted...
Brother is a Dog Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Animals are the best and for the longest time you have resisted a child and just had dogs as your babies! But, alas finally the child is born and has become a new member of the family. Your dogs won't mind too much but, this little baby is may end up acting like them too! I suppose that would be...
Got Your Six Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
With this cool Solid Dress, you’re cute little tyke will always have your back. Every hero needs a sidekick, and what better backup than your son or daughter? Sure, they may not be imposing or physically able of protecting you, but they’ll stop anyone in their tracks from the sheer power of cuteness! No bogey can resist the power of...
Daddy's Wingman Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This witty Solid Dress is for the best wingman a father could hope for: “Daddy’s Wingman.” They haven't seen this movie yet, but you have! This Solid Dress is perfect for them to show off their 2nd amendment rights - even if they're years away from owning any gun. Key Features: Solid Baby Infant Dress 5.0 oz 100%...
Daddy's Life Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Not everyone supports the movements Black Lives or Blue Lives Matter. They see it as a polarizing way at dividing the nation even further. We all should be united in an All Lives Matter movement. That is not an answer. The movements were started for a reason and should not be disregarded. With this Solid Dress, we show our support...
Hero Wears Badge Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
The real life superheroes of America do not wear brightly colored suit with capes. They wear metal badges and Kevlar. They put their lives on the line without any superpowers like super strength and the ability to fly and can only wish to be invulnerable to bullets. With this Solid Dress, children can show support to the true superhero in...
Daddy's Best Backup Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone...
Shoot Blanks Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
You never miss and never shoot blanks. This includes all forms of marksmanship: shooting firearms, wastebin basketball, and, of course, makin’ babies. Your child is living proof that you’re seed is fertile and true, and you couldn’t be more proud. In fact, you’re so proud that you want to buy this funny Solid Dress to show off the product of...
Arrest Your Daddy Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
We think this trumps the childhood argument of “My daddy is better than your daddy”. If my daddy has the power to arrest your daddy, (preferably with due cause) we’re pretty sure that beats anything that your daddy can do, unless he’s a Navy SEAL. This funny Solid Dress is for parents that know that they are more impressive than...
Farm All The Time Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Farming is not a job, farming is not a hobby or a pastime, though I suppose it can be those things but, not for you! For you, farming is a lifestyle. As a farmer, you work from morning until night, only stopping to eat, only stopping to sleep. Livestock won't tent themselves and neither will crop harvest themselves. You are...
Small Town Girl Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This is one of those rare occasions where two things combine into one! Your baby girl is not only small but she is a town girl too! This cute Solid Dress is great for any baby girl living in a small town! Your baby deserves to be in the cutest things and this cute Solid Dress is perfect for your...
I Like Big Bucks Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
You're daddy's hunting girl. This Solid Dress is perfect for any father who has a little girl who is on our way to hunting. Grab this Solid Dress and make sure the world can see that you're open to show the world who's boss. This Solid Dress is for the ones who love to shoot and hunt and to show...
Cross Of God Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
You are in love with your new child. You wouldn't have asked for a little one more precious or perfect. With this Solid Dress, you can be sure your baby will always be connected to the lord. You and them are children of Jesus Christ. Amen! Jesus loves everyone no matter who they are. With this Solid Dress, you can...
Sent From Heaven Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
When your newborn gets a little older, they may ask, "where do babies come from?" This Solid Dress will have your answer. They are sent from heaven, of course! Your heavenly little one was delivered the same way. Celebrate your little blessing with this creative and holy design that showed you're completely blessed. With a little humor and a lot...
Fresh From Heaven Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Congratulations! You just had the most adorable little newborn. Tiny hands and fingers, little feet, a healthy little laugh - the cuteness doesn't stop! This Solid Dress is your way to show off your creation. This funny Solid Dress takes the idea that babies come from the stork drop off and links it with the Lord. Get in some laughs...
Child of God Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
God has millions and billions of children. Each great Christian that prays to God and thanks Him for life is a child of God. When you had your little one, you knew they would also be a child of God. Be sure to use this Solid Dress and thank Jesus for all that he's done - including bless you with...
