Marry My Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Being a single father is tough but, you got the biggest chick magnet in the word and that is a baby! Throw all your pick-up lines away, leave all your wingmen at home and take your baby for a stroll at the park, mall, grocery store or literally anywhere and watch as the women flock to you! With this adorable...
Live With My Parents Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It's okay! So do I but, babies are allowed too so it's not as weird as me…….Anyway! Babies are great for coming up with clever and creative ways to show off some wit to other parents or family! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is hilariously ironic and perfect for babies because where else is a baby supposed to go!...
You Ain't Cool Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Peeing your pants has always been a bad thing for so many years! Society tells us that it is wrong and yet so many do it. We have seen on cartoons and TV shows and movies that peeing yourself is a sign of weakness and everyone gets made fun of for doing it! Not anymore! This cool Infant Toddler T...
Really Like Snacks Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Infant Toddler T Shirt anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and...
Daddy's Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Not everyone supports the movements Black Lives or Blue Lives Matter. They see it as a polarizing way at dividing the nation even further. We all should be united in an All Lives Matter movement. That is not an answer. The movements were started for a reason and should not be disregarded. With this Infant Toddler T Shirt, we show...
Stud Muffin Infant Toddler T Shirt
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So many different flavors of muffin in the world. Some like chocolate chip, blueberry, corn, raisin and many others. But there is one muffin that everyone likes and everyone could eat right up easily and that is a stud muffin! Those muffins are the best and everyone enjoys a good stud muffin now and again! Get this cute stud muffin...
Elephant Peanut Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your little peanut deserves nothing more than the best! This cute little elephant Infant Toddler T Shirt is adorable for your little baby! Elephants love peanuts (apparently) and it is so cute that a baby elephant is just as cute as your little baby! Show people how much you love your child and give him or her the cutest nickname...
Watch Your Language Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It's fucking annoying when people curse in front of children and babies! Maybe a little baby can't understand it but, children are extremely absorbent and easy to influence and they absorb everything that people say. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby so when adults are getting rowdy and are cursing at least your baby can...
Happy Camper Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Blastin Farts Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for...
Christ Loves Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
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A faithful lifestyle comes in many shapes and forms, people and places, parents and children. A devout family who is faithful to their Christianity deserves to be able to express that devotion with pride and confidence. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is great for babies of faithful parents who want to give their baby a head start in living...
AB CD Infant Toddler T Shirt
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For those about to talk… We salute you! Check out AB/CD's brand new album "For Those About to Talk" today! Featuring hit singles: "GooGoo Gaga" and "Where's my bottle?" Plus don't miss chart topping songs like: "Put me down, wait pick me up," "I'm crying but, for a reason," and "Back in Diapers!" AB/CD is one of the most incredible...
Aunt is Single Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It's the Aunts day to babysit and what better way to dress the baby than this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt? There has been plenty of debate over whether or not it's ethical to use a baby as leverage to pick up dates! We say GO FOR IT! Why not? Babies are adorable and are the ultimate conversation starter! As...
Lifting Partner Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If you are a complete lunk and a workout junkie then we have this perfect workout Infant Toddler T Shirt for your child. Everyone likes to workout with someone and who better to exercise with than your own kid? Lifting is your forte as well and there is always a great sense of bonding when lifting with someone you love!...
Game Day Infant Toddler T Shirt
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We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
Ordering Dinner Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies can't tell you when they want something, they can't talk and they don't know what gestures are. All they know is that they are super hungry and their stomach hurts so they do the only thing that comes natural which is cry. I'll tell you right now, if i had no other way to get food i'd cry too!...
The Party Has Arrived Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Parties everywhere always need that one person who is going to come in and light the house on fire; the party starter can be anyone but, in this case it is your little baby getting ready to raise the roof! With this party Infant Toddler T Shirt you can show everyone at dinner parties, family get-togethers or even play dates...
Picked Up By Ladies Infant Toddler T Shirt
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"What can I say? The women love me! I'm a cute little baby who is handsome as hell and irresistible to the ladies. Crib talk is nothing, I am always getting picked up by women, they just can’t resist how adorable and I am. I can't say I blame them either I mean, look at me, take a good look,...
Look Like Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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There is something so controversial about babies. Sure they are cute and adorable but, the things people say about them is so questionable. Everyone who shoves their fat heads in the baby's face always has to compare how much the baby looks like their parents, aunt, uncle, brother, sister and whoever else is in the family! They make it seem...
Mom's Tattoos Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If you got tattoos on your arms, legs chest, back or hands and if you got half-sleeve tattoos, full-sleeves or just a few little ones and maybe you are completely inked from head to toe this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt will show everyone that you - and your baby - are proud of your tattoos! Your baby can't really...
Crawl Walk Fish Infant Toddler T Shirt
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We all want our children to grow up and start fishing with us! There is a wonderful type of bonding between a parent and their child when fishing! However, these things don't happen overnight and no matter how often you bring your child to the lake, ocean, bay or rivers they are not going to jump out of the stroller...
Don't Make Me Call My Uncle Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Hey! Don't make me call my uncle! He's tough! He's tougher than nails. He's tougher than your dad. My uncle is stronger than your dad. Don't forget it! My uncle lifts and he is super strong. He's got uncle strength so don't even think about messing with me. My uncle lifts weights and he can deadlift more than anyone. I...
Big Brother Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Listen a hero is cool and all but, who needs him when you have an awesome big brother? That's why this Infant Toddler T Shirt is so perfect for your baby because he or she has an awesome big brother who will protect them from anything! Your oldest son is the protector of your baby and his sibling! Show everyone...
No Hair Don't Care Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Your baby doesn’t care about her appearance. The only thing she cares about is being fed, being held by mommy and having her diaper changed. Appearance? Not at all, but don't worry because that'll come later. Just enjoy it while you can now, because when she’s a teenager, expect to drop a fortune on clothes and all sorts of girlie...
Backrub Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Things in your home escalate quickly: that time when you had friends over and there was one beer left - turned into a free-for-all brawl, that time when arguing your point escalated into a fully thought out court room session or that time when flipping a coin to choose between your movie or your partners movie escalted into best 543...
Sweet Pea Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Who doesn't love food puns!? The weirdo in the back that just raised his hands! Yeah, you, GET OUT! Well, now that the idiot is gone we can continue. As I was saying food puns are the best thing in this world! Food puns are not un-chard-ed territory but, they can be a pretty big dill! If you don't want...
Chunky Monkey Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Chunky monkey is a weird phrase that has been used for many years that really makes no sense! I suppose it means that you are fat but cute and playful and funny like a monkey? I don’t know I just feel like I would be offended if someone called me that… Anyway, throwing away those traumatic middle school memories and...
Date Models Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Many people live with mantras but, if you think about it, can a baby really have a mantra? Perhaps it can and now you as the parent can show off that mantra to everyone with this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt. Your little baby boy is the bad baby on the block! His sippy bottle in that brown paper bag...
Made In Vachina Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt that all parents can...
So Loved Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Sometimes obvious things make great quotes. A baby is loved by someone! Maybe not all parents are great parents and not all parents love their babies but, all babies are loved by someone! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your little baby so he or she can show off just how loved it is! Your baby deserves...
