Poops I Did It Again Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Solid Dress is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about it,...
Hug Life Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This thug life Solid Dress is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug life relation....
Happy Camper Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Grandma Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Get Milk Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
Game Day Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
Daddy Plays Video Games Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
Family Favorite Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
I Heart Daddy Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Mom Is Best Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Mom is the best. She always is and always will be. Why not have your baby show off what it most likely believes? Babies can't truly express themselves and what they believe but, that doesn't mean you can't help them do it. With this cute Solid Dress you can show everyone just how great you are with the help of...
Cousins Love Me Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Check Out Grandpa Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
Crawl Walk Bike Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
In life, there are many laws one must follow. We’re not talking about the old customs set out by the government. No, we mean the true supreme law of the land: the Girl Code. There are many unwritten rules that all fierce females should live by. Yet there's one Golden Rule to be followed above all else. No matter what...
Avocuddled Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Studies have proven that the showing of affectionate behavior during the formative years of youth will promote stronger minds. While cuddling may not raise your child’s IQ points, it is a positive developmental tool that will benefit them for years to come! Besides, at this age, they are like your own personal teddy bear! As they grow, you will not...
Watch The Language Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
No Problama Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Sit back, relax, and meditate so you can say llamaste. They may spit if you get too close - but aren't they adorable? Soft and cuddly, always looking for something just a little bit more. That's right - they are llamas. A unique animal, the llama has been used as a form of transportation as well as for warmth for...
No Drama Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
These creatures are a wonder to behold. They may spit if you get too close - but aren't they adorable? Soft and cuddly, always looking for something just a little bit more. That's right - they are llamas. A unique animal, the llama has been used as a form of transportation as well as for warmth for many years! Celebrate...
Llamaste Yoga Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Make way for the one, the only, llama queen! She may spit if you get too close - but isn't she adorable? Soft and cuddly, always looking for something just a little bit more. That's right - she's a llama. A unique animal, the llama has been used as a form of transportation as well as for warmth for many...
Llama Squad Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Living life without a care in the world is fun - just ask a llama. They may spit if you get too close - but aren't they adorable? Soft and cuddly, always looking for something just a little bit more. That's right - they are llamas. A unique animal, the llama has been used as a form of transportation as...
Llama Queena Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
You may not be the OG (original gangster) but you're much better - you're THE Kendrick Llama. A talented gem, you are known to spit if people get to close. A unique animal, the llama has been used as a form of transportation as well as for warmth for many years! Celebrate these magestic creatures with this Solid Dress. There's...
Live Laugh Llama Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Tis the season to be a jolly llama. You read that right! They may spit if you get too close - but aren't they adorable? Soft and cuddly, always looking for something just a little bit more. That's right - they are llamas. A unique animal, the llama has been used as a form of transportation as well as for...
Jesus Connection Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Hope your signal is strong. Connecting with God not only requires the best Wi Fi, but strong belief as well. Think you have both? Show god you are dedicated with this Solid Dress. Spending time with God is important to you so just like a regular smartphone text, you want to get your message across quickly. This Solid Dress is...
Pray A Day Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
You know what they say - a paray a day keeps the devil away. Oh, that's not it? Oh well, we believe that if you do pray, you'll go to heaven. Doesn't everyone? Don't test rebelling it. This Solid Dress is the perfect option who has a good sense of faith and a good sense of humor. So start praying...
Mind The God Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
You love English culture. You dream of the day you can pick up and move to England - or maybe you already live there. This Solid Dress knows your connection with British culture is just as strong as your connection with God. Why not show you're a fan of Him no matter what? Mind the God and show your faith...
Sending God A Knee Mail Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
Hope your signal is strong. Connecting with God not only requires the best Wi Fi, but strong belief as well. Think you have both? Send god an e-mail or a "knee mail" with this Solid Dress. Spending time with God is important to you so just like a regular e-mail, you want to get your message across quickly. This Solid...
Jesus Christ BFF Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
So no one told you life was gonna be this way (clap clap clap clap.) You know you did it. It's okay, Jesus Christ would do it too. This Solid Dress is for anyone who wanted the Rachel haircut but also loves Jesus. He's your friend - like the Rachel to your Monica. If you know that you and Jesus...
Amigo Jesus Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
You love Jesus Christ. He is your BFF. When you need to talk to someone, it's him you speak with. He provides you with safety and the will of believing. This Solid Dress is the perfect option for anyone who is comfortable in their faith. From church to heaven, you know Jesus will always be there for you. Be there...
God In Style Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
You pride yourself on being on top of the trends always. From the newest fashions in dresses and pants to accessories, everyone counts on you for the coolest style. Be like the "God" of fashion with this Solid Dress. You look up to Him and his knowledge, so make style happen with this Solid Dress. Just like your favorite clothing...
Father Son Spirit Solid Baby Infant Dress
$14.99
You've prayed and we have answered. Everyone wants to show off their faith and solidify their belief in Jesus. Well, show that the father, son, and holy spirit are your BFFs with this Solid Dress. Mix your Christian love with a funny pop culture design for a look that is 100% you. Make everyone laugh at this clever Solid Dress...
What Up Dog Solid Baby Infant Dress
$16.99
Chill out, cool off, and look great! If you're looking to be simply in style effortlessly, this Solid Dress provides you with all you need to make sure that you can kick back with looks that only a puppy would be jealous of - a Slush Puppie, that is. This licensed Slush Puppie Solid Dress is officially authentic - so...