You Ain't Cool Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Peeing your pants has always been a bad thing for so many years! Society tells us that it is wrong and yet so many do it. We have seen on cartoons and TV shows and movies that peeing yourself is a sign of weakness and everyone gets made fun of for doing it! Not anymore! This cool Infant Baby Bib...
XOXO Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
What is better than hugs and kisses? Nothing! We all love hugs and kisses hell if a greeting card at Christmas or my birthday doesn't have "xoxo" on it, I get very upset. Babies especially! I don't mean with greeting cards because obviously babies can't read but, giving a child hugs and kisses are the most important things you can...
Volume Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Babies are notoriously loud. In fact, babies are notoriously everything! But the worst thing is their volume which is permanently on 11 in any decibel rated volume indicator. Your baby puts hi-fi speakers and surround systems to shame. You know that annoying singing thing in most cartoons where the person hits a high note and breaks glass because of it?...
Happened In Vegas Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Las Vegas! Sin City! City of lights! America's Playground! The gambling and marriage capital of the world! These are not our opinions either; these are actual nicknames for the city! They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and that is mostly true unless you bring what happened in Vegas home with you, which you will unless you can...
Happened In Vegas Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas unless you take what happened in Vegas home with you, than it is not in Las Vegas anymore! This hilarious Vegas Infant Baby Bib is perfect for your baby considering it truly is what happened in Vegas! Plus, in the addition of being conceived in Vegas it will be hilarious for...
Ugly People Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Have you found it strange that babies will cry and scream when certain people hold them and be completely fine with most other people? Well with this funny Infant Baby Bib everyone who picks up your baby will be taking the ugly test because as it says, your baby will only cry when ugly people hold it! I wouldn’t be...
Totally Worth it Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
9 months is a long wait and it feels even longer when you are carrying a 7 pound baby in your womb! But of course, when your little baby is finally born, how can you say that the beautiful baby wasn't worth the wait! You can't that's how! All babies are the most innocent, adorable and lovely little things on...
Cool for Drool Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
People say babies drool and to be honest we've seen babies drooling and that is why your baby deserves this cool Infant Baby Bib because it is way to cool for drool! Drooling is for the weak and nerdy babies who can't control their salivation because they aren't awesome enough! This cool Infant Baby Bib is perfect for your awesome...
Tiny & Treasured Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Couple facts about your baby: it is tiny and treasured! This has been a couple facts about your baby! If you want to know more facts than look at your child and come up with some more, I don't know you! Anyway, this cute treasured Infant Baby Bib is perfect for parents who want to show everyone just how loved...
The Boss Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Looky here my friends! You guys may be the parents but, believe me; you are nowhere near the boss! Who changes who? Who feeds who? Who does what it wants? Who demands everything? Your baby is and will forever be the boss! Well, until it's like 2 than you can start laying down the lawn and make sure they know...
Cutest Tax Deduction Infant Baby Bib
$0.00
Babies are not just bags of flesh, loud, crying poop! They are so much more than that; they are yours and they are cute-ish and they give you a substantial tax break! That's right people, there's no need to deny it any longer! With this tax deduction Infant Baby Bib you can show that you are proud to say that...
Cutest Tax Deduction Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Babies serve some purpose; they are not just loud, annoying, chunky, fart monsters! Babies will actually help with your taxes by being able to deduct them! Honesty is very important in life and instead of dressing your baby in something corny, generic and untrue, wouldn't you rather this tax deduction Infant Baby Bib so you can at least tell the...
Daddy is Taken Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
The best kind of pick-up line is the one that is never said! Everyone knows that a baby attracts more women than all the money and diamonds in the world! That would have been great when you were actually single but, these days you are definitely taken. Dress your baby in this cute daddy Infant Baby Bib and show all...
Surprise! Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Remember that night on vacation in Cancun? Well, surprise! This is what happened because of it! Some surprises are fun like a surprise birthday party and some are interesting with mixed feelings like; surprise, you won a $50 gift card but you need to spend $200 to use it! Same with this funny surprise Infant Baby Bib; a baby can...
Shower With Love Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Either you are talking to your baby or giving your baby the means to talk to you, this adorable love Infant Baby Bib is the perfect way to dress your child. Love is the most amazing emotion and feeling in the world and there is no greater feeling of love than that with a child. All parents shower their children...
Eat Sleep Play Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Don't you wish you had the life of a baby again? The simple, unadulterated, innocent and easy life? Of course you do, everybody does! This eat, sleep, play Infant Baby Bib is the perfect little thing to dress your child in! Your baby has it all; loving parents, food, play time, bed and everything else a little baby should have....
Picked Up By Ladies Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
"What can I say? The women love me! I'm a cute little baby who is handsome as hell and irresistible to the ladies. Crib talk is nothing, I am always getting picked up by women, they just can’t resist how adorable and I am. I can't say I blame them either I mean, look at me, take a good look,...
Picked Up By Ladies Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Babies are cute and you know what? Many women find that super appealing so babies better watch out because the ladies are going to love you! This cool Infant Baby Bib is perfect for your little stud of a baby boy! Ladies can't resist a cute little baby and he is always getting picked up by those ladies no matter...
Until I Pass Out Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
The first step to solving any problem is acknowledging there is one! With this drinking Infant Baby Bib your baby can finally say that it has a drinking problem. It is nothing to be ashamed of, addiction is tough to break away from but, you and your baby can do it together if you try hard enough! Stop the over-drinking,...
Party At My Crib Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
There is a party at my crib and you're invited! It is going to be out of control; we're gonna have hopping, we're gonna have dancing, there’s going to be a bunch of women flashing their boobs at us, and it's completely bring your own bottle! This party Infant Baby Bib is a hilarious way to dress your baby! All...
Running Out of Womb Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Who doesn't love cute baby related puns? This funny Infant Baby Bib is a hilarious way for parents to dress their babies in funny things that give others the unique perspective of the baby itself! Saying the baby was running out of womb is a great funny quote and pun that all mothers will get a good laugh at. We...
Am I Original? Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
OG. Authentic. Classic. Unique. Original? Yeah. This cool and simple Infant Baby Bib is perfect for your little baby so it can show everyone that it's original and there are none like him! (We think all babies are pretty much the same but, we can make an exception.) Again, your baby is one of a kind and it deserves this...
Okayest Baby Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
I don't know about you guys but, the whole "world's greatest baby," "World's greatest mom" or "World's greatest dad" crap came from but we are sick of it! Especially the "world's greatest baby" slogans! How can a baby be the greatest they all do the same thing. Literally they all eat, sleep, poop, cry and that's it. This indifferent Infant...
Notorious KID Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Now your child is the notorious KID just like I said he would be! All the new kids on the block no that your little toddler is the king, the notorious KID! With this funny notorious Infant Baby Bib your toddler can show everyone that he is going to be as big as biggie! Your toddler is so notorious that...
Newbie Boobie Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
This is funny and true! Newbies are simply put: novices! It means they're new to things and you can't blame them for being bad at it but, being persistent to get better! When it comes to the boobie, we can't really blame the babies for wanting to get better at it... moving on! A baby has to feed and a...
Nerds Get Laid Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Revenge of the nerds really helped out nerds and geeks all around the world! Only for a little though, nerd culture may be popular these days but, true nerds like yourself have always been at the center of ridicule and oppression! Well maybe not that dramatic but, now with this nerd Infant Baby Bib you can show everyone, especially all...
I'll Pee on You Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Babies put up with a lot of crap and not just literally. If you really think about it, people are super annoying when it comes to babies and never leave them alone! Grandparents smooching, getting held all the time and of course the cheek pinching! Everyone pinches your baby’s cheeks even total strangers and it is getting way out of...
Milk Monster Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Babies don't ask for much; they just want to eat and eating requires milk! Babies may cry and whine for feeding but, that's only because they have no other way to express that want. Show everyone who your little milk monster is with this milk Infant Baby Bib. At least no one can be stupid and sexist if you're breast...
Mermaid Kisses Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Why not allow your child to believe in mythical creatures? Mermaids give some of the best kisses in the world and that is a fact! Not to mention most starfish wishes actually come true! Your baby may not be a princess but, living in the sea is just a starfish wish a way. Show everyone that you love your little...
Little Chunk Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Babies are fat; there are no ifs, ands or buts about it! Due to their lack of bone structure and extra skin, babies are little chunky, fat, squishy, cute, chunk monsters which is perfect! Our society teaches us that being fat is bad and is ugly but, babies are lucky and don't have to deal with all that negativity. Instead,...
