Poops I Did It Again Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Skirt Dress is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about it,...
Hug Life Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
This thug life Skirt Dress is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug life relation....
Happy Camper Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Grandma Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Game Day Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
Daddy Plays Video Games Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
Family Favorite Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
I Heart Daddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Mom Is Best Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Mom is the best. She always is and always will be. Why not have your baby show off what it most likely believes? Babies can't truly express themselves and what they believe but, that doesn't mean you can't help them do it. With this cute Skirt Dress you can show everyone just how great you are with the help of...
Check Out Grandpa Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
Crawl Walk Bike Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
It is much more than just a game. For some, it is a form of entertainment. Others see it as a way to get some much needed exercise. But for a hearty few, it is a way of life! They draw many life lessons this paramount pastime. You have to take a shot to score. Time is short so make...
Watch The Language Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Mess With My Uncle Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look, you should be warned. If you mess with me, you mess with my uncle! My uncle is the toughest guy around, no question at all. Don't event try it because my uncle lifts more than you could ever and he runs faster than a cheetah. There's no way you'll ever as cool or strong as him so don't even...
Uncle Loves Me Bough Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You know it. I know it. Heck, everyone in my family knows it. My uncle loves me! Hold on, lemme get this straight. He doesn't just love me, he adores me. That's what this awesome uncle Polka Dot Dress says - don't you know? This Polka Dot Dress is what I wear to show everyone that my uncle is awesome...
Badass Uncle Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look at these moves. Look at this smile. Look at this hair. It's plain to see. I get my badassness from my uncle. My uncle is the coolest guy I know and now I'm the second coolest guy I know. Check out my cool toy motorcycle and my tiny leather jacket - aren't these cool? I got the idea from...
No Papa Like Me Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Hey. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. If you have a dad that says things like this then you're in luck - this funny dad Polka Dot Dress is for you. If there ain't no papa like the one that you got then this hilarious father Polka Dot Dress is the best outfit for you! If...
Big Bro Has Paws Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
My Big bro has paws. This Polka Dot Dress is for anyone who loves to hang out and show everyone that sometimes brothers are not human. Somtimes they are adorable pets. If you have a brother who has paws then grab this Polka Dot Dress now. Whether they are cats or dogs - you can show it off the world...
Aunt is Single Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Darn straight. You read the Polka Dot Dress. I'm cool just like my aunt. Yeah, that's right. The aunt that I get to hang out with on weekends and high five. The aunt that I get to eat candy and dessert for breakfast with. The aunt that loves to hang with me and my stuffed animals. The coolest aunt around....
Cat Did It Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everyone is so quick to blame the child but the fact of the matter is, the cat did it! Don't believe me? Look at the room, look at the mess! The evidence is clear that the cat did it but, it is just easier to blame me! Don't look at me, the cat did it and I could prove it...
Sister has 4 legs Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Our animals, our pets are so much more than just that! They are truly part of the family in every way possible! Sometimes even more so than our actual children. They won't be offended don't worry! Your "daughter" has four legs so now your actual child has a sister with four legs! We know it's not a birth defect and...
Siblings have paws Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Our pets are part of the family. We care for our dogs since they were puppies, our cat's since they were kittens or our tigers since cubs… well not everyone has a tiger but, still we raise our pets just like we raise our children! This cute siblings Polka Dot Dress is perfect for your child because it shows that...
Member of the Pack Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Usually you just keep dogs as pets and you think of them as your children! That's fine everyone loves dogs and wants to always add to the pack! With this cute dog Polka Dot Dress you can let your child truly feel like it is part of the pack. Just because you were always a dog person and only ever...
Brother is a Dog Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Animals are the best and for the longest time you have resisted a child and just had dogs as your babies! But, alas finally the child is born and has become a new member of the family. Your dogs won't mind too much but, this little baby is may end up acting like them too! I suppose that would be...
Hero Wears Badge Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
The real life superheroes of America do not wear brightly colored suit with capes. They wear metal badges and Kevlar. They put their lives on the line without any superpowers like super strength and the ability to fly and can only wish to be invulnerable to bullets. With this Polka Dot Dress, children can show support to the true superhero...
Daddy's Best Backup Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone...
Shoot Blanks Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You never miss and never shoot blanks. This includes all forms of marksmanship: shooting firearms, wastebin basketball, and, of course, makin’ babies. Your child is living proof that you’re seed is fertile and true, and you couldn’t be more proud. In fact, you’re so proud that you want to buy this funny Polka Dot Dress to show off the product...
Arrest Your Daddy Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
We think this trumps the childhood argument of “My daddy is better than your daddy”. If my daddy has the power to arrest your daddy, (preferably with due cause) we’re pretty sure that beats anything that your daddy can do, unless he’s a Navy SEAL. This funny Polka Dot Dress is for parents that know that they are more impressive...
Farm All The Time Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Farming is not a job, farming is not a hobby or a pastime, though I suppose it can be those things but, not for you! For you, farming is a lifestyle. As a farmer, you work from morning until night, only stopping to eat, only stopping to sleep. Livestock won't tent themselves and neither will crop harvest themselves. You are...
Small Town Girl Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
This is one of those rare occasions where two things combine into one! Your baby girl is not only small but she is a town girl too! This cute Polka Dot Dress is great for any baby girl living in a small town! Your baby deserves to be in the cutest things and this cute Polka Dot Dress is perfect...
I Like Big Bucks Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You're daddy's hunting girl. This Polka Dot Dress is perfect for any father who has a little girl who is on our way to hunting. Grab this Polka Dot Dress and make sure the world can see that you're open to show the world who's boss. This Polka Dot Dress is for the ones who love to shoot and hunt...
