Happy Camper Solid Baby Pajama Top
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Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Grandma Solid Baby Pajama Top
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You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Get Milk Solid Baby Pajama Top
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This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
Game Day Solid Baby Pajama Top
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We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
I Heart Daddy Solid Baby Pajama Top
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As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Cousins Love Me Solid Baby Pajama Top
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There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Burpees and Bows Solid Baby Pajama Top
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The constant diaper changes, feeding then burping, swaddling and wriggling your pride and joy into their clothes seems like the perfect version of a workout from Hell! So much constant attention is needed to keep the youngest members of your brood content. Yet all this effort and you hardly break a sweat. You are used to a much different regimen...
Avocuddled Solid Baby Pajama Top
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Studies have proven that the showing of affectionate behavior during the formative years of youth will promote stronger minds. While cuddling may not raise your child’s IQ points, it is a positive developmental tool that will benefit them for years to come! Besides, at this age, they are like your own personal teddy bear! As they grow, you will not...
Dad's Beard Solid Baby Pajama Top
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Beard envy. A social paraiah that plagues all men with beards. Full, patchy, hairy, long, short or curly; no matter what your beard looks like you will always meet someone with a facial hair full of pride and confidence. There is another way to spread the word of your beard superiorty and thats with your child! babies don't know anything...
Prayer Warrior Solid Baby Pajama Top
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Pow! Kick! Bam! Crash through the pages of the comic book and be ready to save the day with your little one in a big way. This Solid PJ Top is for the little prayer warrior - the Christian lives in your super baby. Defeat the evils of the world with cuteness and prayer with this Solid PJ Top. You...
Cross Of God Solid Baby Pajama Top
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You are in love with your new child. You wouldn't have asked for a little one more precious or perfect. With this Solid PJ Top, you can be sure your baby will always be connected to the lord. You and them are children of Jesus Christ. Amen! Jesus loves everyone no matter who they are. With this Solid PJ Top,...
Sent From Heaven Solid Baby Pajama Top
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When your newborn gets a little older, they may ask, "where do babies come from?" This Solid PJ Top will have your answer. They are sent from heaven, of course! Your heavenly little one was delivered the same way. Celebrate your little blessing with this creative and holy design that showed you're completely blessed. With a little humor and a...
Fresh From Heaven Solid Baby Pajama Top
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Congratulations! You just had the most adorable little newborn. Tiny hands and fingers, little feet, a healthy little laugh - the cuteness doesn't stop! This Solid PJ Top is your way to show off your creation. This funny Solid PJ Top takes the idea that babies come from the stork drop off and links it with the Lord. Get in...
Child of God Solid Baby Pajama Top
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God has millions and billions of children. Each great Christian that prays to God and thanks Him for life is a child of God. When you had your little one, you knew they would also be a child of God. Be sure to use this Solid PJ Top and thank Jesus for all that he's done - including bless you...
Gift From God Solid Baby Pajama Top
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God makes all living things and creatures. From the bugs on the ground to the birds in the sky, from the oceans of the world to the forest, there is no better way to thank God for life than by having one of your own. This Solid PJ Top is your way to show off Gods gift of life -...
Daughter Of The King Solid Baby Pajama Top
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When you found out you were having a girl, you couldn't wait. Your little princess couldn't be more perfect. With this Solid PJ Top, you can always be sure that your baby is spoiled by God. She deserves the best blessings that there ever were. Give her the grace of God to be a queen with this Solid PJ Top....
Loved By The King Solid Baby Pajama Top
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Who is the king? Elvis? King Charles? King Henry? No, of course, your king is Jesus Christ. This Solid PJ Top serves as a reminder to always show love for your number one guy. Your child can now feel connected to the lord with this Solid PJ Top which will ensure your prince a place in heaven always. Jesus loves...
Little Miracle Solid Baby Pajama Top
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Miracles happen all the time but your little miracle has to be the biggest one of all. This Solid PJ Top is the way for you give back to the lord by spreading his word. Your baby is a joy and you wouldn't have it any other way. Now, you can be grateful in style with this Solid PJ Top....
God Said Ta-Da Solid Baby Pajama Top
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God creates all things in the world. He creates the trees, the animals, the oceans, the rivers, and of course, people! You were truly blessed when your little one was born. It was like when God made your baby, he gave you them on a silver platter - they were His perfect creation. Now, you can celebrate this blessing with...
Gods Grace Tiny Face Solid Baby Pajama Top
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You just want to smush their little face! It's just so adorable. You understand why grandma pinches their little cheeks every time she sees them. This Solid PJ Top gets it, too! Show you are proud of giving birth to such an adorable munchkin when you have this Solid PJ Top on your baby. The only thing more adorable than...
Disciple In Training Solid Baby Pajama Top
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Your little one will always be raised with Christian virtue, just like you! Jesus will be their savior - just like you. They're ready to train to be like the lord - why not get them ready to be a disciple, too? This Solid PJ Top is a funny and faithful way to get your little one connected to God...
Milk And Jesus Solid Baby Pajama Top
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Your little one is perfect for being one with Jesus. Be sure to always have them in touch with God throughout their life with this Solid PJ Top. It makes the perfect shower gift and it's totally hilarious! Even Jesus will laugh at this humorous Solid PJ Top. Feel the faith running through their little body when you've got this...
Big Bro Has Paws Solid Long Sleeve T
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My Big bro has paws. This Solid PJ Top is for anyone who loves to hang out and show everyone that sometimes brothers are not human. Somtimes they are adorable pets. If you have a brother who has paws then grab this Solid PJ Top now. Whether they are cats or dogs - you can show it off the world...
Mess With My Uncle Solid Long Sleeve T
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Look, you should be warned. If you mess with me, you mess with my uncle! My uncle is the toughest guy around, no question at all. Don't event try it because my uncle lifts more than you could ever and he runs faster than a cheetah. There's no way you'll ever as cool or strong as him so don't even...
Badass Uncle Solid Long Sleeve T
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Look at these moves. Look at this smile. Look at this hair. It's plain to see. I get my badassness from my uncle. My uncle is the coolest guy I know and now I'm the second coolest guy I know. Check out my cool toy motorcycle and my tiny leather jacket - aren't these cool? I got the idea from...
Dad Taken Uncle Sing Solid Long Sleeve T
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Look, I'm sorry. My dad is definitely taken buttt my uncle is single. And he's pretty good looking and cool. Not only is he cute but he's way more interesting. He's lived that crazy uncle life you know? He's traveled around the world and worked at wild places. He's taken everything into his own hands and is living life to...
Cat Did It Solid Baby Pajama Top
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Everyone is so quick to blame the child but the fact of the matter is, the cat did it! Don't believe me? Look at the room, look at the mess! The evidence is clear that the cat did it but, it is just easier to blame me! Don't look at me, the cat did it and I could prove it...
Sister has 4 legs Solid Baby Pajama Top
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Our animals, our pets are so much more than just that! They are truly part of the family in every way possible! Sometimes even more so than our actual children. They won't be offended don't worry! Your "daughter" has four legs so now your actual child has a sister with four legs! We know it's not a birth defect and...
Is It Legal Solid Baby Pajama Top
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The Second Amendment to the US Constitution allows all citizens the right to bear arms. Yet this provision has been debated since its ratification in 1791. In the current political climate, some would seek to restrict the types of weapons law-abiding citizens are allowed to own. They say too much firepower is not needed for an average citizen. With this...
Daddy's Best Backup Solid Baby Pajama Top
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A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone...
