Chubby Back Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Hunger pains… everyone has felt them! For babies… those poor little souls are born starving! Their digestive tracts have never had the benefit of being nourished. That quickly changes upon birth. Milk truly does a body good and in no time these little tykes are true human teddy bears. They are so soft… so cuddly… so chubby! So, sorry Justin...
Bows Before Bros Infant Toddler T Shirt
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In life, there are many laws one must follow. We’re not talking about the old customs set out by the government. No, we mean the true supreme law of the land: the Girl Code. There are many unwritten rules that all fierce females should live by. Yet there's one Golden Rule to be followed above all else. No matter what...
Play Hockey Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It is much more than just a game. For some, it is a form of entertainment. Others see it as a way to get some much needed exercise. But for a hearty few, it is a way of life! They draw many life lessons this paramount pastime. You have to take a shot to score. Time is short so make...
Boobies For Babies Infant Toddler T Shirt
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A better breakfast can boost a child’s brainpower. Thus, cruising down the cereal aisle can become quite the chore when deciding on the perfect nutrients to feed your growing pride and joy. Helps prevent heart disease? Low in sugar? Reading all the fine print on their colorful cartoon laced labels would literally take all day. This funny boobies Infant Toddler...
Boob Is Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Do what you love. Love what you do. This was the inspiration that led to two brothers creating a line of apparel that inspired optimism through promoting and encouraging the increase of good things in one’s life. Three simple words… life is good. Those words can be comprehended at almost any age. Yet on this funny boob Infant Toddler T...
Bite Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The life of a shark pup can be very rough! Their iconic bite is not a learned behavior as they can be cannibals in the womb! It may be a way to gain the nutrients needed to grow, but talk about some true sibling rivalry! No wonder these young offspring hardly receive parental affection. When it comes to your own...
Birthday Girl Infant Toddler T Shirt
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To commemorate the day of your birth, your loved ones place fire sticks in baked goods and sing to you while you sit awkwardly as the center of attention. Then, you blow out the blaze and everybody runs to grab a piece of food that you have just spit on! Maybe it is time to start a new tradition to...
Nailed It Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Life doesn’t always live up to the hype. You can’t put an Instagram filter on all of the moments in your life to create brilliance. Trying to recreate something that has gone before does not always end in success. Many times, it becomes a truly epic fail, miles away from the perfection that inspired the task! Things don’t always go...
Started From The Belly Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It seems like only yesterday! But those precious nine months of waiting are over and your life has now ramped up! It is like you have gone 0 to 100 real quick! While you are trying your best to catch up, remember that you only live once… and this is the time to celebrate your new addition to the world...
Pretty Face Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Looks can be deceiving. Something may seem cuddly and cute, all fluffy and ready for a big hug, but turn in an instant and show its true colors! It’s really just a predatorily killing machine in disguise! Lions and tigers and bears… oh my! Yet they have nothing on the beautiful yet deadly part of your life: your child! This...
Don't Bacon my Heart Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Society is constantly dividing the masses with labels. Democrats, Republicans… Black, White… Gay, Straight… It is always us versus them! Yet we believe that there is truly only one division that pertains to the population as a whole. There are really only two types of people in the world: bacon lovers and liars. Can you imagine if this gift from...
Awe in Awesome Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The word is so overused today. It is thrown around to describe even mundane things that are significantly below its core value. To inspire awe is when we recognize that we are in the presence of something greater than ourselves. That coffee you posted online… not deserving of the title. The killer outfit you got on sale at the mall…...
Awesomeness Auntie Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Not all of a child’s best traits are passed down from their parents. Sure, mom and dad may be responsible for their pretty face! But looks don’t make a child radiate the inherent quality that can produce admiration as well as fear! This attitude has been known to skip generations and thus was assuredly passed down by another member of...
Watch The Language Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Off-color language is normally synonymous with the obscene. Over the course of time, words have been defined multiple ways. Thus who is to say that any given utterance is truly meant to be indecent? Take the word ‘bitch’ for instance. Just like our Norse ancestors, you could be referencing a female dog. Yet in the current politically correct climate in...
Little Ass Kicker Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You don’t get to pick your nickname. You have got to be given one! If only all children could be as lucky as the girl from the the zombie TV show and be bestowed with such an epic epithet. Her mother may have selflessly paid the ultimate sacrifice to birth her into the world, but another person was quick to...
I Have Arrived Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Wearing a bow tie gets you noticed! It is a stylish and confident statement that a man makes through fashion, illustrating that he doesn’t care what anybody else thinks! He knows his inner greatness and externalizes it with some purposeful panache! With this handsome Infant Toddler T Shirt, the little man in your life can sport this awesome accessory for...
I Just Got Here Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The best things in life are worth waiting for! The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it arrives! Some people may have to wait forever for something to come upon them that gives them a sense of completeness. You only had to wait nine months! With this awesome Infant Toddler T Shirt,...
Chubby Babies Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Sometimes babies transcend the same truths about adults. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is a perfect example of one of those situations. Chubby babies cuddle better just like adults; no one wants to cuddle sin and bones! Of course, all babies are chubby though and that is what makes them so cuddlable! It's hard not to cuddle babies and...
Aloha Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Did you know that pineapples are considered international symbols of welcoming? They are a symbolic way of projecting positive emotion when bestowed as a gift. Show off your greatest gift in life with this pineapple Infant Toddler T Shirt; depicting the friendly fruit in true Hawaiian “Aloha” spirit! Aloha does not only mean ‘hello’ or ‘goodbye’, but is a spiritual...
Mommy Backrub Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Couples all over the world know the feeling. There is such a sense of freedom of just being a pair, no real strings holding you two in place. Life still holds spontaneity… that things can change at any moment. Well, this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt documents one of the biggest changes that can happen in a person’s life. Your...
Chillin Out Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Nostalgic millennials who miss all things 90s: rejoice! You don’t have to be born and raised in West Philadelphia to want your child to sport a fresh sense of style. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is for all those kids who spend most of their days on the playground “chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool” like the royalty that...
Dad's Beard Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Beard envy. A social paraiah that plagues all men with beards. Full, patchy, hairy, long, short or curly; no matter what your beard looks like you will always meet someone with a facial hair full of pride and confidence. There is another way to spread the word of your beard superiorty and thats with your child! babies don't know anything...
I Know I'm Adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If there is one thing all babies can be sure of it's that they are adorable. All babies are cute regardless of how ugly the parents are! With those chubby cheeks, tiny body, little nose and the smallest hands and feet ever there is no way to look at a baby and not burst into a loud - awhhhh. This...
Babysaurus Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Well when a mommysaurus and a daddysaurus truly love each other very much -*skip* - Then you get a babysaurus! As the dinosaur parents you want to make sure everyone knows your little babysaurus! Get this babysaurus Infant Toddler T Shirt and enjoy how adorable your little dino can be! Who says dinosaurs are extinct? No one important, that's who!...
Cool for Drool Infant Toddler T Shirt
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People say babies drool and to be honest we've seen babies drooling and that is why your baby deserves this cool Infant Toddler T Shirt because it is way to cool for drool! Drooling is for the weak and nerdy babies who can't control their salivation because they aren't awesome enough! This cool Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for...
Tiny Human Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Sometimes the most obvious things are the best! Take this tiny human Infant Toddler T Shirt! It is literally the best thing you can dress your child in because it has so many meanings! (It doesn't though) Anyway, this is perfect for your little baby because it shows exactly what your baby is... A tiny human which is what all...
Tiny & Treasured Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Couple facts about your baby: it is tiny and treasured! This has been a couple facts about your baby! If you want to know more facts than look at your child and come up with some more, I don't know you! Anyway, this cute treasured Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for parents who want to show everyone just how...
The Boss Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Looky here my friends! You guys may be the parents but, believe me; you are nowhere near the boss! Who changes who? Who feeds who? Who does what it wants? Who demands everything? Your baby is and will forever be the boss! Well, until it's like 2 than you can start laying down the lawn and make sure they know...
That Smell Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It is so easy to blame a baby for a smelly fart! Babies can't control it; they don't even know they are doing it when it happens! Farts are different than poops believe me; if your baby pooped you will know the difference. This cute uncle Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your niece or nephew so when you...
Daddy is Taken Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The best kind of pick-up line is the one that is never said! Everyone knows that a baby attracts more women than all the money and diamonds in the world! That would have been great when you were actually single but, these days you are definitely taken. Dress your baby in this cute daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt and show...
