Waking Up Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Love is waking my daddy up in the morning, I guess that is a good way to try and make yourself feel better when your baby cries at 3 in the morning! Not to mention when you finally are able to put your head down to go to sleep at 4 you wake up again at 5 from a crying...
King's Daughter Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If you are the daughter of the King what are you? Spoiled sure but, what title do you actually hold? A Princess of course! All little baby girls are princesses in their parents eyes but, showing people that she is a princess is so overrated and overdone! With this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt you can show everyone that you...
Uncle's Tattoos Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
As the uncle you have a duty to uphold! You must watch and care for your niece or nephew and babysit whenever needed! Why not use this babysitting time to your advantage and show off just how cool you really are! You are damn proud of those full-sleeve tattoos, that mom tattoo on your leg and all that cool ink...
Coolest Mom Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Sometimes when you have a child and become a parent your perception and opinion of yourself can change. You are now living your life for your baby, you do things for your baby and you make sure your baby is always happy! Well what about your happiness? What about your needs? This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt can show people...
Little Brother Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Extending the family is a beautiful thing - as long as you actually wanted to and it wasn't an accident! Let's be real though there is always at least one kid in a family who was an accident…But I digress, This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for the newest addition to the family; the little brother. He doesn't...
Lil Squirt Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Nicknames have been around longer than names! People have always found something to call someone that isn't their actual name but, defines them in some way. Babies and toddlers have been called Squirt for many years! Now with this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt you can show everyone that Daddy's little Squirt has more meanings than just a nickname! Kids...
Daddy's Taken Infant Toddler T Shirt
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There is nothing wrong with a little confidence. It's what landed you your wife and has given you this little bundle of joy. (We swear that wasn't sarcasm...neither was that!) Sometimes showing off that confidence is a good thing, again it is what has gotten you all the good things in your life: like the cushy job and awesome sports...
The Prince Has Arrived Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Finally the almighty royalty of the baby universe is here! We all treat our babies like the little princesses and princes they are and now with this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt you can show every other parent that the prince has arrived and all should bow to him! All the other babies on the block will be completely enthralled...
Chubby Thighs Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies really have it all! This is one of those rare designs that would work with older women too! What’s better than a woman with pretty eyes and chubby thighs? A baby with pretty eyes and chubby thighs of course! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for any adorable little baby and it is so clever and perfect...
Cute Mom Infant Toddler T Shirt
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A baby is like unobjectionable free advertising, you can put anything on a baby because the baby doesn't know what's going on! Think about it, what else are babies good for? This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for any mother to dress their baby in because everyone always says how cute the baby is and now it's time...
My Ship Infant Toddler T Shirt
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We love puns don't you? Puns are great; they can make some of the funniest quotes, phrases and statements even funnier and more relatable! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for you child and bestows a bit of an ironic sense of confidence for your baby! Let your baby stroll around like its ship don't stink and it...
Alarm Clock Infant Toddler T Shirt
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After having a baby, do you even need an alarm clock anymore? The baby is going to wake you up every other hour anyway. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby and you can show everyone just what your baby is good for! Newborn babies basically are just glorified alarm clocks! This cute Infant Toddler T...
Ass Kicker Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You don’t get to pick your nickname. You have got to be given one! If only all children could be as lucky as the girl from the the zombie TV show and be bestowed with such an epic epithet. Her mother may have selflessly paid the ultimate sacrifice to birth her into the world, but another person was quick to...
Intake Infant Toddler T Shirt
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A baby’s mouth is good for one thing: intake. Babies eat and poop that's really all they can do besides laugh and cry. A baby’s intake valve is its mouth and the mother's breast is the pump to fill it up. Then later you can see why the baby's butt is the exhaust! Babies aren't usually compered to vehicles but,...
Straight Outta Arkham Infant Toddler T-Shirt
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Key Features: Infant & Toddler T-Shirt Combed Ring-Spun Fine Jersey - 100% Cotton (Sport Grey & Heathers - Cotton/Poly Blend) Feels soft yet resists wear & tear Topstitched ribbed collar Machine Washable Inside Out Printed in the USA You don't want to mess with the NWA! They are the meanest comic book nerds in the...
Babysaurus Rex Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Dinosaurs are not extinct, they are around us every day and everywhere we go and I'm not just talking about birds either! You see over 65 million years ago when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, they were among the most amazing creatures that ever lived but, just like people these days, they cared for their young for a long time. While...
Dropped Load Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Diapers are a wonderful thing. Honestly, I really admire the fact that a baby can wear a diaper and pee and poop everywhere and anywhere! This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby so when those annoying people who have to shove their face in the baby cribs and strollers they will see this cute Infant Toddler...
You Can Do This Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It is basic onesie etiquette but, I suppose it's not easy for everyone. Fathers are good at many things when raising a child but, putting baby clothing on can be a bit difficult. This encouraging Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for all dads who need instruction and a little encouragement. Motivation is important when raising a child because things...
XOXO Infant Toddler T Shirt
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What is better than hugs and kisses? Nothing! We all love hugs and kisses hell if a greeting card at Christmas or my birthday doesn't have "xoxo" on it, I get very upset. Babies especially! I don't mean with greeting cards because obviously babies can't read but, giving a child hugs and kisses are the most important things you can...
Born To Be Wild Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If this baby can get its motor running and head out on the highway looking for a baby adventure or whatever comes it's way than you know it was born to be wild! Like a true nature's child your baby was born to be wild and there is nothing wrong with that! You were wild once too if you remember?...
That’s What She Said Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Oh yes, "that's what she said," the most overused comebacks in history. Once used for clever timed suggestion when someone said something innocuous and then you would say that's what she said to make it dirty and suggestive instead of innocent! Of course, people ruined this by saying, that's what she said after every stupid thing that someone would say!...
Happened In Vegas Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Las Vegas! Sin City! City of lights! America's Playground! The gambling and marriage capital of the world! These are not our opinions either; these are actual nicknames for the city! They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and that is mostly true unless you bring what happened in Vegas home with you, which you will unless you can...
More Hair Than Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It's hard to give your child a haircut. Babies and toddlers with a full head of hair are adorable. We want to keep that baby hair and we can't imagine taking away those wonderful locks from our children. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt shows your love for that baby hair and all parents have got to that point where...
Chubby Unemployed Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It's not like your baby is George Costanza! Your baby is born chubby and bald and the unemployment thing will change once they're about 16 or 17! Honestly, you really shouldn't worry about your baby's future, it is in good hands and this chubby Infant Toddler T Shirt is just an ironic way of telling people that it is a...
Razorback Sucker Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The razorback sucker is not a fish that you want to catch and keep. Not because its name implies that’s it’s a fierce monster, but because these guys are critically endangered and have been federally protected since 1991. Commercial fishing and dam building decimated the stock, and as a result, these guys are on a “no catch” list. Oh well,...
Rainbow Darter Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The rainbow darter isn’t a fish that you’ll be mounting on your wall, with its miniscule size of three inches but its’s nonetheless alluring with a beautiful color scheme. You also won’t be finding one in a muddy lake anytime soon, as they prefer clean, running waters. We’ve made a Infant Toddler T Shirt after the rainbow darter for all...
Pink Salmon Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The term “pink salmon” may sound redundant, but not all salmon are pink. But not only is this salmon named for its pink color, but its species name means “humpie” when translated from Russian. The pink salmon has been an important fish in salmon production in North America and Russia, with the pink salmon accounting for most of Russia’s salmon...
Paiute Cutthroat Trout Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You will find no rarer trout in the US than the Paiute Cutthroat Trout. That makes the strikingly iridescent fish quite a dream for any angler. This Infant Toddler T Shirt is that dream come true. Restoration efforts are being made to save the trout in its native Sierra Nevada waters. Success has been minimal and has closed many fishing...
Painted Greenling Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Along the Pacific coast, tide pools and rocky crags house a multitude of small aquatic species. None of them interest many anglers. There is no chance to hook one. But the Painted Greenling could become a catch for you with this Infant Toddler T Shirt. The size of this bottom fish, averaging at just a few inches in length, might...
Paddlefish Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Deemed a primitive fish, this species is a great find for any angler. Maybe it is best to let this Infant Toddler T Shirt be the only Paddlefish you ever reel in. The dinosaurs might have another extinct member from their time period, as numbers of this large filter feeder are on a swift decline. Pollution and human involvement has...
