Watch The Language Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Off-color language is normally synonymous with the obscene. Over the course of time, words have been defined multiple ways. Thus who is to say that any given utterance is truly meant to be indecent? Take the word ‘bitch’ for instance. Just like our Norse ancestors, you could be referencing a female dog. Yet in the current politically correct climate in...
Little Ass Kicker Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You don’t get to pick your nickname. You have got to be given one! If only all children could be as lucky as the girl from the the zombie TV show and be bestowed with such an epic epithet. Her mother may have selflessly paid the ultimate sacrifice to birth her into the world, but another person was quick to...
I Have Arrived Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Wearing a bow tie gets you noticed! It is a stylish and confident statement that a man makes through fashion, illustrating that he doesn’t care what anybody else thinks! He knows his inner greatness and externalizes it with some purposeful panache! With this handsome Infant Toddler T Shirt, the little man in your life can sport this awesome accessory for...
I Just Got Here Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The best things in life are worth waiting for! The longer you have to wait for something, the more you will appreciate it when it arrives! Some people may have to wait forever for something to come upon them that gives them a sense of completeness. You only had to wait nine months! With this awesome Infant Toddler T Shirt,...
Chubby Babies Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Sometimes babies transcend the same truths about adults. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is a perfect example of one of those situations. Chubby babies cuddle better just like adults; no one wants to cuddle sin and bones! Of course, all babies are chubby though and that is what makes them so cuddlable! It's hard not to cuddle babies and...
Aloha Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Did you know that pineapples are considered international symbols of welcoming? They are a symbolic way of projecting positive emotion when bestowed as a gift. Show off your greatest gift in life with this pineapple Infant Toddler T Shirt; depicting the friendly fruit in true Hawaiian “Aloha” spirit! Aloha does not only mean ‘hello’ or ‘goodbye’, but is a spiritual...
Mommy Backrub Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Couples all over the world know the feeling. There is such a sense of freedom of just being a pair, no real strings holding you two in place. Life still holds spontaneity… that things can change at any moment. Well, this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt documents one of the biggest changes that can happen in a person’s life. Your...
Chillin Out Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Nostalgic millennials who miss all things 90s: rejoice! You don’t have to be born and raised in West Philadelphia to want your child to sport a fresh sense of style. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is for all those kids who spend most of their days on the playground “chillin’ out, maxin’, relaxin’ all cool” like the royalty that...
Dad's Beard Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Beard envy. A social paraiah that plagues all men with beards. Full, patchy, hairy, long, short or curly; no matter what your beard looks like you will always meet someone with a facial hair full of pride and confidence. There is another way to spread the word of your beard superiorty and thats with your child! babies don't know anything...
I Know I'm Adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If there is one thing all babies can be sure of it's that they are adorable. All babies are cute regardless of how ugly the parents are! With those chubby cheeks, tiny body, little nose and the smallest hands and feet ever there is no way to look at a baby and not burst into a loud - awhhhh. This...
Babysaurus Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Well when a mommysaurus and a daddysaurus truly love each other very much -*skip* - Then you get a babysaurus! As the dinosaur parents you want to make sure everyone knows your little babysaurus! Get this babysaurus Infant Toddler T Shirt and enjoy how adorable your little dino can be! Who says dinosaurs are extinct? No one important, that's who!...
Cool for Drool Infant Toddler T Shirt
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People say babies drool and to be honest we've seen babies drooling and that is why your baby deserves this cool Infant Toddler T Shirt because it is way to cool for drool! Drooling is for the weak and nerdy babies who can't control their salivation because they aren't awesome enough! This cool Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for...
Tiny Human Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Sometimes the most obvious things are the best! Take this tiny human Infant Toddler T Shirt! It is literally the best thing you can dress your child in because it has so many meanings! (It doesn't though) Anyway, this is perfect for your little baby because it shows exactly what your baby is... A tiny human which is what all...
Tiny & Treasured Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Couple facts about your baby: it is tiny and treasured! This has been a couple facts about your baby! If you want to know more facts than look at your child and come up with some more, I don't know you! Anyway, this cute treasured Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for parents who want to show everyone just how...
The Boss Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Looky here my friends! You guys may be the parents but, believe me; you are nowhere near the boss! Who changes who? Who feeds who? Who does what it wants? Who demands everything? Your baby is and will forever be the boss! Well, until it's like 2 than you can start laying down the lawn and make sure they know...
That Smell Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It is so easy to blame a baby for a smelly fart! Babies can't control it; they don't even know they are doing it when it happens! Farts are different than poops believe me; if your baby pooped you will know the difference. This cute uncle Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your niece or nephew so when you...
Daddy is Taken Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The best kind of pick-up line is the one that is never said! Everyone knows that a baby attracts more women than all the money and diamonds in the world! That would have been great when you were actually single but, these days you are definitely taken. Dress your baby in this cute daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt and show...
Crawl Walk Swim Infant Toddler T Shirt
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So your whole family is swimmers? Well than this swimming Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby; the next family swimmer! Before you can learn to swim you must learn to walk and before you can walk you must learn to crawl! These steps can't be skipped or altered in any way! Patience is key and your little...
Sweet and Sassy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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A child can be sweet and sassy! Look at sour patch kids; first they're sour but, then they turn sweet! Being sweet and sassy basically works the same way! A baby or toddler can look all cute and be snuggled with you and say cute little baby things that make no sense but, they can also scream, cry, break things...
Surprise! Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Remember that night on vacation in Cancun? Well, surprise! This is what happened because of it! Some surprises are fun like a surprise birthday party and some are interesting with mixed feelings like; surprise, you won a $50 gift card but you need to spend $200 to use it! Same with this funny surprise Infant Toddler T Shirt; a baby...
Crawl Walk Surf Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You the surfing parent want nothing more than your rad little baby to start surfing with you! Obviously, that won't happen overnight and it may take a while before you and your baby are riding those massive waves! Before you can surf you need to learn how to walk and before you can walk you need to learn how to...
Sundays for Football Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Sundays are for football. This has been an unspoken maritime (not really) rule when it comes to the weekend! When it's Sunday the football game is on, not news, not day time talk shows, not cooking shows and not fantasy, post-apocalyptic, sci-fi shows either. Sundays are for football and it is at a very, very young age that you need...
So Little Hair Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies look the same; it doesn't matter what gender they are they all look the same! They look like little chunky, monster alien things that are weird and kind of cute in a way! This explains why people always put a hundred bows in a baby's hair to make sure everyone knows it's a female! There are so many bows...
Nap So Hard Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You do a lot of things in a hard way; eat so hard, win so hard, yell so hard, fight so hard and whatever else so hard! Babies are tad bit different! They really can't do these things that you can; they mostly just lay down on any surface and sleep. This nap so hard Infant Toddler T Shirt is...
The Snuggle Is Real Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The struggle is real doesn't really apply to babies… not usually anyway! Babies snuggle more often than struggle so that why we made this snuggle is real Infant Toddler T Shirt. Everyone likes a cute snuggled baby! There is really nothing quite like holding a squishy, cute, adorable little baby! Show everyone that you love snuggling with your child with...
Oh Snap Camera Infant Toddler T Shirt
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OH, SNAP! This adorable little baby is the best, most photogenic little baby in the world. How you don't snap pictures of this cute little child all the time, every minute of every day is beyond me! Get this, oh snap Infant Toddler T Shirt for your baby today and show everyone just how cute your baby is! This oh...
Slice Of Heaven Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Not much is better than pizza. Not even a baby! Not saying that you are eating the baby, it's two completely different slices of heaven… Anyway, this cute pizza Infant Toddler T Shirt is great for your baby who is so cute that it looks straight out of heaven, like a fallen little angel. Pizza and babies - can life...
Game Changer Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Game changing events happen rarely in life. It is not every day that something completely inspirational and extraordinary happens in life and that is why all parents should get this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt for their babies and toddlers. Show the world (or the other parents at the park) that your baby is a true game changer, a true...
Shower With Love Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Either you are talking to your baby or giving your baby the means to talk to you, this adorable love Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect way to dress your child. Love is the most amazing emotion and feeling in the world and there is no greater feeling of love than that with a child. All parents shower their...
Sassy Since Birth Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Children think they know best and they always want, want, want! So of course they are going to be sassy! Your little baby has been sassy since birth with an attitude that rivals only that of a divas’! Show all the other parents the kind of cute but, feisty little attitude your baby has with this sassy Infant Toddler T...
