Intake Infant Toddler T Shirt
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A baby’s mouth is good for one thing: intake. Babies eat and poop that's really all they can do besides laugh and cry. A baby’s intake valve is its mouth and the mother's breast is the pump to fill it up. Then later you can see why the baby's butt is the exhaust! Babies aren't usually compered to vehicles but,...
Straight Outta Arkham Infant Toddler T-Shirt
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Key Features: Infant & Toddler T-Shirt Combed Ring-Spun Fine Jersey - 100% Cotton (Sport Grey & Heathers - Cotton/Poly Blend) Feels soft yet resists wear & tear Topstitched ribbed collar Machine Washable Inside Out Printed in the USA You don't want to mess with the NWA! They are the meanest comic book nerds in the...
Babysaurus Rex Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Dinosaurs are not extinct, they are around us every day and everywhere we go and I'm not just talking about birds either! You see over 65 million years ago when dinosaurs roamed the Earth, they were among the most amazing creatures that ever lived but, just like people these days, they cared for their young for a long time. While...
Dropped Load Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Diapers are a wonderful thing. Honestly, I really admire the fact that a baby can wear a diaper and pee and poop everywhere and anywhere! This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby so when those annoying people who have to shove their face in the baby cribs and strollers they will see this cute Infant Toddler...
You Can Do This Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It is basic onesie etiquette but, I suppose it's not easy for everyone. Fathers are good at many things when raising a child but, putting baby clothing on can be a bit difficult. This encouraging Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for all dads who need instruction and a little encouragement. Motivation is important when raising a child because things...
XOXO Infant Toddler T Shirt
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What is better than hugs and kisses? Nothing! We all love hugs and kisses hell if a greeting card at Christmas or my birthday doesn't have "xoxo" on it, I get very upset. Babies especially! I don't mean with greeting cards because obviously babies can't read but, giving a child hugs and kisses are the most important things you can...
Born To Be Wild Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If this baby can get its motor running and head out on the highway looking for a baby adventure or whatever comes it's way than you know it was born to be wild! Like a true nature's child your baby was born to be wild and there is nothing wrong with that! You were wild once too if you remember?...
That’s What She Said Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Oh yes, "that's what she said," the most overused comebacks in history. Once used for clever timed suggestion when someone said something innocuous and then you would say that's what she said to make it dirty and suggestive instead of innocent! Of course, people ruined this by saying, that's what she said after every stupid thing that someone would say!...
Happened In Vegas Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Las Vegas! Sin City! City of lights! America's Playground! The gambling and marriage capital of the world! These are not our opinions either; these are actual nicknames for the city! They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas and that is mostly true unless you bring what happened in Vegas home with you, which you will unless you can...
More Hair Than Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It's hard to give your child a haircut. Babies and toddlers with a full head of hair are adorable. We want to keep that baby hair and we can't imagine taking away those wonderful locks from our children. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt shows your love for that baby hair and all parents have got to that point where...
Chubby Unemployed Infant Toddler T Shirt
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It's not like your baby is George Costanza! Your baby is born chubby and bald and the unemployment thing will change once they're about 16 or 17! Honestly, you really shouldn't worry about your baby's future, it is in good hands and this chubby Infant Toddler T Shirt is just an ironic way of telling people that it is a...
Razorback Sucker Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The razorback sucker is not a fish that you want to catch and keep. Not because its name implies that’s it’s a fierce monster, but because these guys are critically endangered and have been federally protected since 1991. Commercial fishing and dam building decimated the stock, and as a result, these guys are on a “no catch” list. Oh well,...
Rainbow Darter Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The rainbow darter isn’t a fish that you’ll be mounting on your wall, with its miniscule size of three inches but its’s nonetheless alluring with a beautiful color scheme. You also won’t be finding one in a muddy lake anytime soon, as they prefer clean, running waters. We’ve made a Infant Toddler T Shirt after the rainbow darter for all...
Pink Salmon Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The term “pink salmon” may sound redundant, but not all salmon are pink. But not only is this salmon named for its pink color, but its species name means “humpie” when translated from Russian. The pink salmon has been an important fish in salmon production in North America and Russia, with the pink salmon accounting for most of Russia’s salmon...
Paiute Cutthroat Trout Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You will find no rarer trout in the US than the Paiute Cutthroat Trout. That makes the strikingly iridescent fish quite a dream for any angler. This Infant Toddler T Shirt is that dream come true. Restoration efforts are being made to save the trout in its native Sierra Nevada waters. Success has been minimal and has closed many fishing...
Painted Greenling Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Along the Pacific coast, tide pools and rocky crags house a multitude of small aquatic species. None of them interest many anglers. There is no chance to hook one. But the Painted Greenling could become a catch for you with this Infant Toddler T Shirt. The size of this bottom fish, averaging at just a few inches in length, might...
Paddlefish Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Deemed a primitive fish, this species is a great find for any angler. Maybe it is best to let this Infant Toddler T Shirt be the only Paddlefish you ever reel in. The dinosaurs might have another extinct member from their time period, as numbers of this large filter feeder are on a swift decline. Pollution and human involvement has...
Pacific Halibut Infant Toddler T Shirt
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People travel far and wide to fish halibut. It is quite a sporting fish that ends up as a tasty meal! This Infant Toddler T Shirt can serve as your trophy. Your Pacific Halibut will surely wind up in your belly. The species of righteye flounder is found on the continental shelf of the Northern Pacific Ocean. They are brown...
Pacific Bonito Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Ready for war? Don’t let the nickname bonehead fool you: the Pacific Bonito has the heart of a fighter. This Infant Toddler T Shirt should depict it with boxing gloves on its fins! Found along the Pacific Coast, this silvery tuna doesn’t seem like it would be a hard catch. Its average size is only 20 inches in length and...
Orangethroat Darter Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Not all names are the perfect description of their owner. That’s not the case for the Orangethroat Darter. Averaging less than 2 inches in length, this orange and turquoise fish darts around many shallow waters in the Central US river basins. They make for a great tank fish and their prevalence would make you think it’s an easy catch. Best...
Orangespotted Sunfish Infant Toddler T Shirt
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A fish that hates clear clean water? The small Orangespotted Sunfish chooses to reside in the sluggish turbid areas of the US fresh water systems. They thrive in the shallows around the banks as quite the predator. You would think this orange and turquoise fish should be an easy one to find, only a few inches in length but so...
Opah Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Ever wanted to reel in a fish that seems out of this world? Averaging over 5 feet and 500 pounds, the Opah is as close as you will get (if you are able to find one). Only the luckiest of deep sea anglers have a shot at this warm colored and amazingly warm-blooded beast. Maybe this Infant Toddler T Shirt...
Northern Snakehead Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Sometimes introducing a fish to new environments is a bad idea. This is the case with the Northern Snakehead. Thus if you are angling in any water that is not its native habitat of the Asian Pacific, environmentalists want you to take them home as a trophy. This Infant Toddler T Shirt can act as their wanted poster! The brown...
Northern Pike Fish Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If you looked up the definition of the word predator in a fish dictionary, it would likely show an image of this carnivorous fish. Don’t believe me? This Infant Toddler T Shirt can act as an illustration to prove the Northern Pike is the epitome of an aquatic killer. These olive hued serpentine fish are prevalent in much of the...
Muskellunge Infant Toddler T Shirt
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You better have patience, a strong arm, or a lot of luck on your side to reel in one of these huge freshies. It has been dubbed the Fish of 10,000 Casts a.k.a Very Hard to Catch. This Infant Toddler T Shirt could be a replica of the Muskellunge you wish you could have as a trophy on your wall....
Mosshead Warbonnet Infant Toddler T Shirt
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There are some fish that are best observed, not hooked. This Infant Toddler T Shirt celebrates one such species: the Mosshead Warbonnet. If you ever came upon it while snorkeling the Northern Pacific or Canadian waters in which it resides, this brownish hued fish might seem more like a small eel to you. The 6 inch fish lives in rocky...
Longnose Lancetfish Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Even the most seasoned deep sea fisherman would have to be lucky to hook one of these sea monsters. They are widespread among all of the Earth’s oceans, but this Infant Toddler T Shirt is probably the closest you will ever come to getting a Longnose Lancetfish in your grasp. This long slender silver predator is distinguishable by its high...
Longear Sunfish Infant Toddler T Shirt
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If your local fly fishing waters are anywhere in the Eastern US, you have probably hooked one of these little fighters. Who would have thought a 6 inch freshwater fish that feeds off of zooplankton would wage such a battle? With this Infant Toddler T Shirt, you can give the Longear Sunfish its due. It’s quite a colorful little fighter...
Leopard Shark Infant Toddler T Shirt
$13.99
The Pacific Coast is the perfect habitat for many aquatic species and this Infant Toddler T Shirt pays tribute to one of the most striking an angler could hope to reel in. Don’t let the name Leopard Shark fool you: It is a species of houndshark! But its unique black dots and saddle-like markings resemble its feline namesake’s coat. Unlike...
Largemouth Bass Fish Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Who would have thought that such a large lunker could be so acrobatic? But any angler who has hooked a Largemouth Bass knows that they are some of the toughest fighters. This Infant Toddler T Shirt should come with an arm sling for you. They’re real jumpers and head shakers, and considering they average at 10 pounds; you better have...
