Live With My Parents Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
It's okay! So do I but, babies are allowed too so it's not as weird as me…….Anyway! Babies are great for coming up with clever and creative ways to show off some wit to other parents or family! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is hilariously ironic and perfect for babies because where else is a baby supposed to go!...
Watch Your Language Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
It's fucking annoying when people curse in front of children and babies! Maybe a little baby can't understand it but, children are extremely absorbent and easy to influence and they absorb everything that people say. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby so when adults are getting rowdy and are cursing at least your baby can...
Marry My Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Being a single father is tough but, you got the biggest chick magnet in the word and that is a baby! Throw all your pick-up lines away, leave all your wingmen at home and take your baby for a stroll at the park, mall, grocery store or literally anywhere and watch as the women flock to you! With this adorable...
Made In Vachina Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt that all parents can...
Really Like Snacks Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Infant Toddler T Shirt anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and...
Stud Muffin Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
So many different flavors of muffin in the world. Some like chocolate chip, blueberry, corn, raisin and many others. But there is one muffin that everyone likes and everyone could eat right up easily and that is a stud muffin! Those muffins are the best and everyone enjoys a good stud muffin now and again! Get this cute stud muffin...
Won The Race Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Hooray, you won! Being born means winning the greatest race of all. Even if you never accomplish anything notable for the rest of your life, you can at least tell everyone that you won the only thing that really matters: life. Keep in mind, you didn’t conquer life in the sense that you’ve achieved mastery over your own; you simply...
Blastin Farts Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for...
In Charge Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Moms like to kid themselves. They think because they are the mother that they are in charge! In a child's mind though they are thinking, "mommy is definitely not my boss!" No matter how many times moms think they laid down the law and made themselves clear, toddlers and kids know better than that! This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt...
Ugly People Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Have you found it strange that babies will cry and scream when certain people hold them and be completely fine with most other people? Well with this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt everyone who picks up your baby will be taking the ugly test because as it says, your baby will only cry when ugly people hold it! I wouldn’t...
Lock Up Your Daughters Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This is your one and only warning: lock up your daughters parents because we have one handsome little boy here and he is going to be praying on those baby dolls like only a true little baby player can! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is hilariously adorable for any parents to dress their child in. This little handsome devil...
You Ain't Cool Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Peeing your pants has always been a bad thing for so many years! Society tells us that it is wrong and yet so many do it. We have seen on cartoons and TV shows and movies that peeing yourself is a sign of weakness and everyone gets made fun of for doing it! Not anymore! This cool Infant Toddler T...
Cool Like My Aunt Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You've got a cool aunt. An awesome aunt. The best aunt, you could say. So why not show off the awesome aunt charm with this Infant & Toddler T-Shirt. You've got a little taste of the aunt life and you're ready to try that crazy aunt power. Flaunt your learned coolness with weird aunt sayings on your aunt clothes. You've...
Silently Judging You Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies can't talk; at least not coherent words that make sense. This hilarious judging you Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect way to dress your child. Ever notice the way toddlers and babies stare at you and just continue staring with no emotion? That's because they are silently judging you! Think about it, it's the only thing a baby...
Mischief Managed Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Are you are fan of wizards, magic, and mystery? Of course you are! Wear this Infant Toddler T Shirt to announce to the world that you love casting spells and mixing up potions. You're nerdy and you know it! Wear your Infant Toddler T Shirt with pride! You heard it here. Mischief managed. And boom the entirety of the map...
Shits and Giggles Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Shits and giggles has been a popular phrase for a long time now. Example: you should buy this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt for shits and giggles! It's simple and ironic since your baby basically only shits and giggles like exclusively. I mean, I guess that is hard-wired into all humans. Anyway, you will be sure to have a bunch...
AB CD Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
For those about to talk… We salute you! Check out AB/CD's brand new album "For Those About to Talk" today! Featuring hit singles: "GooGoo Gaga" and "Where's my bottle?" Plus don't miss chart topping songs like: "Put me down, wait pick me up," "I'm crying but, for a reason," and "Back in Diapers!" AB/CD is one of the most incredible...
Awesome You Should See Uncle Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
If you think I'm awesome then boy oh boy you should really see my uncle. Not only is he the coolest guy that I know but he's also super hot and awesome. He's the coolest human being and I love hanging out with him. I know that anyone that hangs out with him will love him because he's so darn...
Lifting Partner Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
If you are a complete lunk and a workout junkie then we have this perfect workout Infant Toddler T Shirt for your child. Everyone likes to workout with someone and who better to exercise with than your own kid? Lifting is your forte as well and there is always a great sense of bonding when lifting with someone you love!...
Backrub Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Things in your home escalate quickly: that time when you had friends over and there was one beer left - turned into a free-for-all brawl, that time when arguing your point escalated into a fully thought out court room session or that time when flipping a coin to choose between your movie or your partners movie escalted into best 543...
Can't Resist Nurses Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Infant Toddler T Shirt is...
Elephant Peanut Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Your little peanut deserves nothing more than the best! This cute little elephant Infant Toddler T Shirt is adorable for your little baby! Elephants love peanuts (apparently) and it is so cute that a baby elephant is just as cute as your little baby! Show people how much you love your child and give him or her the cutest nickname...
Daddy's Wingman Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This witty Infant Toddler T Shirt is for the best wingman a father could hope for: “Daddy’s Wingman.” They haven't seen this movie yet, but you have! This Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for them to show off their 2nd amendment rights - even if they're years away from owning any gun. Key Features: Infant & Toddler T-Shirt ...
Daddy's Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Not everyone supports the movements Black Lives or Blue Lives Matter. They see it as a polarizing way at dividing the nation even further. We all should be united in an All Lives Matter movement. That is not an answer. The movements were started for a reason and should not be disregarded. With this Infant Toddler T Shirt, we show...
Crawl Walk Fish Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
We all want our children to grow up and start fishing with us! There is a wonderful type of bonding between a parent and their child when fishing! However, these things don't happen overnight and no matter how often you bring your child to the lake, ocean, bay or rivers they are not going to jump out of the stroller...
Don't Make Me Call My Uncle Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Hey! Don't make me call my uncle! He's tough! He's tougher than nails. He's tougher than your dad. My uncle is stronger than your dad. Don't forget it! My uncle lifts and he is super strong. He's got uncle strength so don't even think about messing with me. My uncle lifts weights and he can deadlift more than anyone. I...
The Party Has Arrived Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Parties everywhere always need that one person who is going to come in and light the house on fire; the party starter can be anyone but, in this case it is your little baby getting ready to raise the roof! With this party Infant Toddler T Shirt you can show everyone at dinner parties, family get-togethers or even play dates...
Chunky Monkey Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Chunky monkey is a weird phrase that has been used for many years that really makes no sense! I suppose it means that you are fat but cute and playful and funny like a monkey? I don’t know I just feel like I would be offended if someone called me that… Anyway, throwing away those traumatic middle school memories and...
Talk To Me Goose Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Nick “Goose” Bradshaw, was a fearless pilot who will always be remembered. The death of a wingman is always the most tragic one, because a wingman is not only your best friend, but your brother-in-arms, even when he’s meant to be a goofy foil to the protagonist in an overrated action film. We love Goose, and cried uncontrollably after his...
Happy Camper Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Guns Out Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The list seems endless. Train insane or remain the same! If the bar ain’t bending, you’re just pretending! Eat Clean, Train Dirty! You couldn’t hang if you were a poster. No agony, no bragony. The athletic gym culture has spawned many motivational sayings. They are now used in other situations, not just while clanking weights. This witty Infant Toddler T...
Daddy Is Batman Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Listen you may or may not be a superhero and it is totally your right not to have to reveal that information to me but, you can always tell everyone that sees your little baby! Think about it; you are walking the streets with your baby and someone stops to say hello and make baby noises in an awkward way!...
Like My Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies don't do much and it's a pretty well known fact that they tend to mimic and absorb the things we do. This cute drinking Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby because it doesn’t exactly what daddy does, which is drinking until they pass out! The contents of their bottles are drastically different but, they both have...
Drinking Buddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You’re Daddy’s drinking buddy. You even act like your drunk by pissing your pants and indiscriminately vomiting! Yep, while Daddy is having a couple a beers, you can relax and suck off of a nice bottle of baby formula. It’ll be a good ol’ father-son bonding session, even though you’ll have no idea what’s going on because you’re a baby....
Marry My Daddy Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
Being a single father is tough but, you got the biggest chick magnet in the word and that is a baby! Throw all your pick-up lines away, leave all your wingmen at home and take your baby for a stroll at the park, mall, grocery store or literally anywhere and watch as the women flock to you! With this adorable...
See My Uncle Solid Baby Pajama Top
$13.99
One of the best things about babies is the fact that they can't dress themselves so you are in the position to dress them in whatever you want! As the babies uncle of course you are going to reserve all the cool stuff for when you are watching it! Take this uncle Solid PJ Top for example! The baby doesn't...
Distressed Icee Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
There's nothing more American than a nice, cold, frozen slushie. Be your originally authentic self when you check out this Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt. There is nothing like putting on a fresh Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt and knowing that you're going to look awesome. Just like the days where you had one Icee a day, you won't have a care...
The Beatles Pac-Man Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$15.99
Travel back in time without a time machine. How, you ask? With this Toddler Football Jersey! You can be sure that you will be transported to the past with this music-themed Pac Man design. Music lovers and gamers can unite with this officially licensed Rubiks - Pac-Man crossover. You didn't think this much pop culture could come together in one...
Texas ZZ Top Infant Toddler T Shirt
$18.99
If you had to pick one band that's your favorite, it would be ZZ Top. They have a southern blues-inspired sound that makes their rock music totally unique. This Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect option for anyone who rocks out to tunes like "Gimme All Your Lovin" and "La Grange," you can be sure to show that you're...
Theatre of Pain Infant Toddler T Shirt
$18.99
Raise your metal horns (on your hands, not actual horns.) This Infant Toddler T Shirt will ensure that rocking out to Motley Crue is where you're meant to be. Do you love to jam out in the audience to your favorite song? Even though people might consider it "classic" rock, you don't care! Celebrate your favorite music album, artist, or...
Motley Crue Infant Toddler T Shirt
$18.99
Raise your metal horns (on your hands, not actual horns.) This Infant Toddler T Shirt will ensure that rocking out to Motley Crue is where you're meant to be. Do you love to jam out in the audience to your favorite song? Even though people might consider it "classic" rock, you don't care! Celebrate your favorite music album, artist, or...
Duran Duran Logo Infant Toddler T Shirt
$18.99
No Ghosts in the Machine here! This Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect option for any Duran Duran fanatic. Ride the still relevant wave of British new wave with this design. Are you feeling hungry? Hungry like the wolf? Bark and the moon and get ready to rock with this Infant Toddler T Shirt. You're a true Duran Duran...
CBGB Sneakers Infant Toddler T Shirt
$18.99
Think you are the biggest fan of rock and roll, punk, and metal? Do you remember the days at the underground rock club where you could go, have a drink, and watch some live music? Introduce CBGB to a new generation with this Infant Toddler T Shirt. When you've got the music in you there is no stopping you! Those...
Daddy's Little Helpe Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Go ahead kid, bang away on those little plastic blocks with your toy hammer while Daddy actually has to do the real labor. That dryer isn’t going to fix itself so somebody has to do it. It’s okay kid, you’re too young to actually help Daddy, but you’re there for moral support. Maybe someday he’ll teach you how to actually...
Harvard Law Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
And now a prestigious college Infant Toddler T Shirt for your future Harvard-attending child. Just kidding! First of all, you’re not going to pay tuition unless your kid gets some sort of dynamite scholarship. And even then you wouldn’t want your kid to attend Harvard lest they become a Yuppy. Do you really want that? If you are already Yuppies,...
First Father's Day Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Don’t expect to get anything because your child is just an infant, unless we’re maybe talking about the gifts bought under Mommy’s name. Pretty soon, your child will be giving you Father’s Day “gifts” of the made-in-art-class variety. Some people say that getting a crappy gift is better than no gift at all, but we’re not too sure about that....
Ship Don't Stink Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This nautical Infant Toddler T Shirt is just full of puns and we love it. It’s a clever, baby friendly way of using a certain phrase that would otherwise be inappropriate in public. However, while you’re baby’s “ship” may not stink, we would argue that something else does. Let’s just step outside the realm of wordplay and phrases for one...
Daddy's New Homie Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Don't think of babies as being a means to not hangout with your friends, pals or homies, think of it as having one more friend, one more pal or one more homie. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby to show everyone that it is your newest homie in the crew. Possibly your best homie too!...
Born To Wear Diamond Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Slap some bling on your child and also make her wear this diamonds Infant Toddler T Shirt just to rub it in the faces of all those classless peasants. However, something tells us that if your child were actually adorned in diamonds, she wouldn’t be wearing this design. Oh well, there’s always zircon or better yet: costume jewelry. People won’t...
Mommy's Date Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You’re Mommy’s coffee date because you’re a really good listener. In fact, you really don’t say anything at all, aside from the occasional gibberish. You make no attempts to even pretend that you’re listening because you have no idea what’s going on and can’t understand the strange noises coming out of Mommy’s face. It’s always so obvious when Daddy is...
Crib Potato Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You should be proud of the sedentary lifestyle you covet and pass down the tenets to your young. Tell them how it’s all about finding the optimal spot to enjoy your time in complete comfort. Explain why you should always be prepared with readily available sustenance to satisfy any hunger that may arise. And most importantly, divulge the best tactic...
Cousins Love Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Mama Needs Coffee Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
They keep you up throughout the night and are quick to wake you before the sun rises. They persistently send surprises your way, frazzling every once patient nerve in your body. They need the type of constant attention that makes your husband jealous. They exist and that is reason enough for all mothers to wish that caffeine came in intravenous...
Check Out Grandpa Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
Bubbles Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Don’t be fooled by their simple nature! Bubbles are one of the best early development tools for all children to enjoy. Set the smart phone aside and partake in some good ol’ clean fun… literally. Your child will soon find themselves entranced by their iridescent shine, sensing the magic in each soapy projectile. They are fun, fascinating, and free! What...
Totally Worth it Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
9 months is a long wait and it feels even longer when you are carrying a 7 pound baby in your womb! But of course, when your little baby is finally born, how can you say that the beautiful baby wasn't worth the wait! You can't that's how! All babies are the most innocent, adorable and lovely little things on...
Force Awakens You Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Something awakens and we're not talking about the space movie movie either! We are talking about the loud crying of your baby in its crib at 2 in the morning! Its cry and screams are the force that awakens you! Like gravity it is unstoppable and unchangeable a force to reckon with! All the heroes of space movie wouldn't be...
Cutest Tax Deduction Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies are not just bags of flesh, loud, crying poop! They are so much more than that; they are yours and they are cute-ish and they give you a substantial tax break! That's right people, there's no need to deny it any longer! With this tax deduction Infant Toddler T Shirt you can show that you are proud to say...
Future Gaming Buddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Now this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is one I can get on board with! Calling all gamers who have ruined their gaming time by having children! You need this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt for your baby because you want everyone to know that you will be gaming with this little guy or girl soon enough. Every parent likes...
Nap Periodically Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Oh puns… can't live with them, can't live without them. This cute periodic table Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect nerdy little thing to put your baby in! Get it? It’s the elements Iodine, Sodium, and Phosphorus placed in a way that their elemental symbols spell out the words “I Nap." This is a geeky parents dream and this...
Guns Out Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The list seems endless. Train insane or remain the same! If the bar ain’t bending, you’re just pretending! Eat Clean, Train Dirty! You couldn’t hang if you were a poster. No agony, no bragony. The athletic gym culture has spawned many motivational sayings. They are now used in other situations, not just while clanking weights. This witty Infant Toddler T...
Daddy Is Batman Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Listen you may or may not be a superhero and it is totally your right not to have to reveal that information to me but, you can always tell everyone that sees your little baby! Think about it; you are walking the streets with your baby and someone stops to say hello and make baby noises in an awkward way!...
Like My Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies don't do much and it's a pretty well known fact that they tend to mimic and absorb the things we do. This cute drinking Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby because it doesn’t exactly what daddy does, which is drinking until they pass out! The contents of their bottles are drastically different but, they both have...
Drinking Buddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You’re Daddy’s drinking buddy. You even act like your drunk by pissing your pants and indiscriminately vomiting! Yep, while Daddy is having a couple a beers, you can relax and suck off of a nice bottle of baby formula. It’ll be a good ol’ father-son bonding session, even though you’ll have no idea what’s going on because you’re a baby....
Marry My Daddy Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
Being a single father is tough but, you got the biggest chick magnet in the word and that is a baby! Throw all your pick-up lines away, leave all your wingmen at home and take your baby for a stroll at the park, mall, grocery store or literally anywhere and watch as the women flock to you! With this adorable...
See My Uncle Solid Baby Pajama Top
$13.99
One of the best things about babies is the fact that they can't dress themselves so you are in the position to dress them in whatever you want! As the babies uncle of course you are going to reserve all the cool stuff for when you are watching it! Take this uncle Solid PJ Top for example! The baby doesn't...
Distressed Icee Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
There's nothing more American than a nice, cold, frozen slushie. Be your originally authentic self when you check out this Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt. There is nothing like putting on a fresh Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt and knowing that you're going to look awesome. Just like the days where you had one Icee a day, you won't have a care...
The Beatles Pac-Man Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$15.99
Travel back in time without a time machine. How, you ask? With this Toddler Football Jersey! You can be sure that you will be transported to the past with this music-themed Pac Man design. Music lovers and gamers can unite with this officially licensed Rubiks - Pac-Man crossover. You didn't think this much pop culture could come together in one...
Texas ZZ Top Infant Toddler T Shirt
$18.99
If you had to pick one band that's your favorite, it would be ZZ Top. They have a southern blues-inspired sound that makes their rock music totally unique. This Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect option for anyone who rocks out to tunes like "Gimme All Your Lovin" and "La Grange," you can be sure to show that you're...
Theatre of Pain Infant Toddler T Shirt
$18.99
Raise your metal horns (on your hands, not actual horns.) This Infant Toddler T Shirt will ensure that rocking out to Motley Crue is where you're meant to be. Do you love to jam out in the audience to your favorite song? Even though people might consider it "classic" rock, you don't care! Celebrate your favorite music album, artist, or...
Motley Crue Infant Toddler T Shirt
$18.99
Raise your metal horns (on your hands, not actual horns.) This Infant Toddler T Shirt will ensure that rocking out to Motley Crue is where you're meant to be. Do you love to jam out in the audience to your favorite song? Even though people might consider it "classic" rock, you don't care! Celebrate your favorite music album, artist, or...
Duran Duran Logo Infant Toddler T Shirt
$18.99
No Ghosts in the Machine here! This Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect option for any Duran Duran fanatic. Ride the still relevant wave of British new wave with this design. Are you feeling hungry? Hungry like the wolf? Bark and the moon and get ready to rock with this Infant Toddler T Shirt. You're a true Duran Duran...
CBGB Sneakers Infant Toddler T Shirt
$18.99
Think you are the biggest fan of rock and roll, punk, and metal? Do you remember the days at the underground rock club where you could go, have a drink, and watch some live music? Introduce CBGB to a new generation with this Infant Toddler T Shirt. When you've got the music in you there is no stopping you! Those...
Daddy's Little Helpe Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Go ahead kid, bang away on those little plastic blocks with your toy hammer while Daddy actually has to do the real labor. That dryer isn’t going to fix itself so somebody has to do it. It’s okay kid, you’re too young to actually help Daddy, but you’re there for moral support. Maybe someday he’ll teach you how to actually...
Harvard Law Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
And now a prestigious college Infant Toddler T Shirt for your future Harvard-attending child. Just kidding! First of all, you’re not going to pay tuition unless your kid gets some sort of dynamite scholarship. And even then you wouldn’t want your kid to attend Harvard lest they become a Yuppy. Do you really want that? If you are already Yuppies,...
First Father's Day Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Don’t expect to get anything because your child is just an infant, unless we’re maybe talking about the gifts bought under Mommy’s name. Pretty soon, your child will be giving you Father’s Day “gifts” of the made-in-art-class variety. Some people say that getting a crappy gift is better than no gift at all, but we’re not too sure about that....
Ship Don't Stink Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This nautical Infant Toddler T Shirt is just full of puns and we love it. It’s a clever, baby friendly way of using a certain phrase that would otherwise be inappropriate in public. However, while you’re baby’s “ship” may not stink, we would argue that something else does. Let’s just step outside the realm of wordplay and phrases for one...
Daddy's New Homie Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Don't think of babies as being a means to not hangout with your friends, pals or homies, think of it as having one more friend, one more pal or one more homie. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby to show everyone that it is your newest homie in the crew. Possibly your best homie too!...
Born To Wear Diamond Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Slap some bling on your child and also make her wear this diamonds Infant Toddler T Shirt just to rub it in the faces of all those classless peasants. However, something tells us that if your child were actually adorned in diamonds, she wouldn’t be wearing this design. Oh well, there’s always zircon or better yet: costume jewelry. People won’t...
Mommy's Date Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You’re Mommy’s coffee date because you’re a really good listener. In fact, you really don’t say anything at all, aside from the occasional gibberish. You make no attempts to even pretend that you’re listening because you have no idea what’s going on and can’t understand the strange noises coming out of Mommy’s face. It’s always so obvious when Daddy is...
Crib Potato Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You should be proud of the sedentary lifestyle you covet and pass down the tenets to your young. Tell them how it’s all about finding the optimal spot to enjoy your time in complete comfort. Explain why you should always be prepared with readily available sustenance to satisfy any hunger that may arise. And most importantly, divulge the best tactic...
Cousins Love Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Mama Needs Coffee Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
They keep you up throughout the night and are quick to wake you before the sun rises. They persistently send surprises your way, frazzling every once patient nerve in your body. They need the type of constant attention that makes your husband jealous. They exist and that is reason enough for all mothers to wish that caffeine came in intravenous...
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