Tasmanian Fire Bear Infant Toddler T Shirt
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In 1946, after searching for more evidence of the Thylacine or Tasmanian Tiger which supposedly went extinct in 1936; Famed Explorer Jibmo "Arms" Meyers and his good friend and fishing expert Prof. McFinn, teamed up in Tasmania Island off the southern coast of Australia. McFinn was fishing for evidence of the legendary Australian Glitter Eel and decided to travel the...
The Target Speckled Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The first word that comes to mind when one thinks of the Target Speckled Whitetail Deer is "unfortunate." What sort of cruel-hearted creator would curse a harmless herbivore with the markings of this poor sap of a creature? It makes one scratch his head for a brief second before sighting in on one of the many, easy-to-hit targets that cover...
Black Tipped Bearded Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Legend has it that in the early 19th century, whaling crews would often come upon killer whales that had died mysteriously from ghastly wounds to their bellies. It appeared as if the things had swallowed some evil wolverine or something...they were torn apart from the inside out. This mystery prevailed until crewmen aboard the ship "The Happy Harpooner" witnessed what...
Bearded Spotted Moose Infant Toddler T Shirt
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In the woods of northern Minnesota roams a most unusual beast. A giant in both size and intellect is the Red-bearded Spotted Moose, the scholar of the forest. Nothing gets past the Spotted Moose's keen eye for inspection; its thirst for knowledge of its surroundings seems unquenchable. This has been, unfortunately, the downfall of the great beast. When the Red...
Black Water Chinook Infant Toddler T Shirt
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In 1933, while on the Columbia River to research fish ladders for the Grand Coulee Dam, Prof. McFinn heard legend of the "Great Bloodsuckers" that moved in a black cloud beneath it's waters. The tale of the Black Water Chinook sent shivers through the Native American tribes that fished the wild Columbia. This Infant Toddler T Shirt talks about just...
Largemouth Zombie Bass Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Outside of New Orleans in an undisclosed swamp near Lake Pontchartrain there lies a pool surrounded by cypress and draped with Spanish moss. Dark, dank and stinking, buzzing with flies it lies in constant shadow, its surface still. But if one looks closely, underneath the oily surface of the water ...something moves. At first you see their eyes, ghostly white...
Yellow-Bellied Glutt Infant Toddler T Shirt
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In 1958 the face of fishing changed in the Gulf of Mexico with the appearance of the behemoth of the lure world :The Yellow-Bellied Glutton. Willit ingenious See-Thru Stomach was a breakthrough in lure technology, offering the prey a two course meal in one bite. It proved irresistible and the Glutton landed many a catch and became one of the...
Tufted Jake Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This hard-to-find lure was a flash in the pan in the late 60s gaining immense popularity for 3 months and then falling into relative obscurity. You see, the Jake was a killer with the Ramapo Wall-Eyed Trout, a native species to the Ramapo Mountains of Northern New Jersey. They simply couldn’t resist it. It is said that no Jake stayed...
Speckled Psychofish Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Well known to the fishermen of Mexiana Island on the East Coast of Brazil, the Psychofish has been creating havoc for centuries. These men who toil in the early darkness are likely to find their nets chewed to pieces or their bait bitten in half by this marauder of the sea. Known for random acts of violence and penchant for...
Snelker's Mad Bomber Infant Toddler T Shirt
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The Mad Bomber is an excellent example of the type of lures that exploded onto the scene in the early 21st century. Make no mistake, this deep-sea lure was a killer and packed some secret firepower to take down those big game fish. Its sleek, stainless steel head was perfectly weighted for those rough sea excursions and its fiber optic...
Saw-Toothed Sailfish Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Also known among the fishermen of the Gulf of Mexico as the Goofy Fin or the Nerdfish, the Saw-Toothed Sailfish is considered the booby prize of the great gamefish. It rather stumpy body accompanied with the far-spaced dull white teeth and oversized sailfin make it a very undesirable trophy to hang above one man-cave. Ironically, its appearance is not simply...
Sargassan Fat-Lipped Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Portuguese fishermen have long sought the rare and wily Fat-Lipped Flounder.; Prized for its lips, this delicacy can bring up to five hundred dollars a plate in restaurants around the world. Due to the size of these lips the fish cannot be caught using traditional bait and tackle and their penchant for great depths makes gigging impossible. The brave Portuguese...
Red-Whiskered Catfish Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Deep in the jungles of Xishuangbanna, China, in the Southernmost Tip of China, along the Myanmar and Laos borders there is a tiny pond fed by a glistening waterfall and surrounded by steep hills covered with lush, tropical ferns. In this mystical setting dwells a magical creature of Chinese legend: Kyong Foi, the Red-Whiskered Ridgeback Catfish. Gliding just below the...
Red Headed Screaming Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Many Lake Erie fishermen have found themselves being fished out of water after their first encounter with the Snogfish. Even those who've had a fair warning are unprepared for the ear-piercing scream they are met with when that red head pops out of the water as the Snogfish fights for its life. The experience is truly an unforgettable one. Locals...
Psychotropic Trout Infant Toddler T Shirt
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High in the mountains of Southern Wyoming, one might come across a pond inhabited by the gorgeous yet dangerous Psychotropic Trout. Identified by it tie-dye like markings and its tendency to swim in concentric circles, this fish began appearing in mountain lakes and streams in the summer of 1969, following a series of high-mountain music festivals held by the Raspberry...
Baby Girl Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Life isn't all fun and games for little girls. They have to crawl around, play with things, get into places they're not supposed to and ruin mom’s jewelry. This is incredible stressful work for a child. Then worst of all they have to be forced into uncomfortable clothes that look like a French women went to an Italian five star...
Boy and Girl Logo Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Sometimes life for a child isn't easy. Sure we all like to wish that we can be a child again but, sometimes a baby or toddler's life is poop. Not everything is all fun and games for a baby; they have a lot of things they need to do and a lot of things they can't do, because they're babies...
Eating Sand Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Oh no don’t eat that! That is pretty disgusting and soon the baby is going to start crying because it just put dirt in its mouth. Then you are going to start crying because it's so stressful and everyone is going to cry. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your child because every baby has eaten dirt...
Dropped Cone Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Nothing is cuter than watching a toddler eat ice cream. It gets all over their face, their hands and their clothes but, the sheer enjoyment on their faces is adorable. Nothing is worse than when that ice cream falls on the floor. The kid starts crying and screaming and we don't blame him, it's a travesty when ice cream falls...
Uphill Baby Car Infant Toddler T Shirt
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There’s nothing like a fun baby car to ride around in. Toddlers get excited over anything and will love their little toy car. The problem is, that car has no horse power and is very hard to drive for a baby. All parents can remember a time when their child is trying to ride around in their toy car but,...
Baby Scold Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Babies and toddlers have to deal with a lot of cra- I mean poop. A baby doesn't know what it's doing. All it wants to do is crawl around and look and play with stuff. When you yell at them they don't understand what you’re talking about they are just going to stare at you. This funny Infant Toddler T...
Dog Baby Food Infant Toddler T Shirt
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This is something that all parents and dog owners have seen before. The child is in its baby seat eating some cheerios or baby snack and once you turn your head the dog jumps up and eats it all. The dog runs the baby starts crying and you want to cry too. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect...
Dog Tail Infant Toddler T Shirt
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All babies are naturally curious. They crawl around and get themselves into anything they can, they play with everything they touch and they get themselves into trouble. If you have a dog in the house then everything just goes downhill. Once that baby is able to get near the dog there will be a lot of laughter and a lot...
Dog Pull Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Life is good when you have a full family complete with a dog and baby. The dog wants to play and what better thing to play with than a more fleshy and human version of itself. Babies are crawling around just like the dog is. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby because it shows that...
Pots and Pans Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Nothing is cuter than when a baby gets into the pots and pans but, nothing is more loud and annoying as well. Babies and toddlers explore and are curious and that’s why safety baby locks are a must in any household but, that first time when babies find the pots and pans it is something adorable for like two minutes...
Jail Crib Infant Toddler T Shirt
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When a baby is forced to stay in their crib this is like getting sentenced to baby jail. They sit their and stare out into the room or stare at the ceiling because what else is there to do. They could whine, scream and cry again for a while but, that gets tiring for everyone. This funny Infant Toddler T...
Out of Crayons Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Oh no, there is no more crayons, this is a nightmare because now what will distract your kids? All those broken crayons and lost colors finally caught up with you and now you children are screaming and crying and finding other things to play with like your jewelry, clothes and electronics. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for...
Halloween Costume Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Halloween is always really fun. There is candy everywhere people running around in cool halloween costumes and there are cool pumpkin carvings and jack-o-lanters everywhere. Halloween is always fun and spooky and what's more fun then dressing up your baby in someting super cute. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your child in becuase it cvan show...
Cat Pacifier Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Life is good when a baby has its binky; its quiet, parents can relax and the baby is satisfied. What happens when a cat wants that binky to? Cats usually take what they want and taking a pacifier from a baby is as easy as taking candy from a baby. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is a hialrious way...
Gross Park Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Every parent has been in this situation before and if you haven't, you will soon enough. We want to bring our kids somewhere they can have fun. A park is perfect with slides, jungle gyms and swings. Except sometimes you get to that one park that is just dingy and gross. The jungle gym has slime on it, the slide...
