Daddy's Little Helpe Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Go ahead kid, bang away on those little plastic blocks with your toy hammer while Daddy actually has to do the real labor. That dryer isn’t going to fix itself so somebody has to do it. It’s okay kid, you’re too young to actually help Daddy, but you’re there for moral support. Maybe someday he’ll teach you how to actually...
Harvard Law Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
And now a prestigious college Infant Toddler T Shirt for your future Harvard-attending child. Just kidding! First of all, you’re not going to pay tuition unless your kid gets some sort of dynamite scholarship. And even then you wouldn’t want your kid to attend Harvard lest they become a Yuppy. Do you really want that? If you are already Yuppies,...
First Father's Day Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Don’t expect to get anything because your child is just an infant, unless we’re maybe talking about the gifts bought under Mommy’s name. Pretty soon, your child will be giving you Father’s Day “gifts” of the made-in-art-class variety. Some people say that getting a crappy gift is better than no gift at all, but we’re not too sure about that....
Ship Don't Stink Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This nautical Infant Toddler T Shirt is just full of puns and we love it. It’s a clever, baby friendly way of using a certain phrase that would otherwise be inappropriate in public. However, while you’re baby’s “ship” may not stink, we would argue that something else does. Let’s just step outside the realm of wordplay and phrases for one...
Daddy's New Homie Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Don't think of babies as being a means to not hangout with your friends, pals or homies, think of it as having one more friend, one more pal or one more homie. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby to show everyone that it is your newest homie in the crew. Possibly your best homie too!...
Born To Wear Diamond Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Slap some bling on your child and also make her wear this diamonds Infant Toddler T Shirt just to rub it in the faces of all those classless peasants. However, something tells us that if your child were actually adorned in diamonds, she wouldn’t be wearing this design. Oh well, there’s always zircon or better yet: costume jewelry. People won’t...
Mommy's Date Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You’re Mommy’s coffee date because you’re a really good listener. In fact, you really don’t say anything at all, aside from the occasional gibberish. You make no attempts to even pretend that you’re listening because you have no idea what’s going on and can’t understand the strange noises coming out of Mommy’s face. It’s always so obvious when Daddy is...
Crib Potato Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You should be proud of the sedentary lifestyle you covet and pass down the tenets to your young. Tell them how it’s all about finding the optimal spot to enjoy your time in complete comfort. Explain why you should always be prepared with readily available sustenance to satisfy any hunger that may arise. And most importantly, divulge the best tactic...
Cousins Love Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Mama Needs Coffee Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
They keep you up throughout the night and are quick to wake you before the sun rises. They persistently send surprises your way, frazzling every once patient nerve in your body. They need the type of constant attention that makes your husband jealous. They exist and that is reason enough for all mothers to wish that caffeine came in intravenous...
Check Out Grandpa Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
Bubbles Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Don’t be fooled by their simple nature! Bubbles are one of the best early development tools for all children to enjoy. Set the smart phone aside and partake in some good ol’ clean fun… literally. Your child will soon find themselves entranced by their iridescent shine, sensing the magic in each soapy projectile. They are fun, fascinating, and free! What...
Boys Rule Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
They love all things related to motion and are constantly on the go. They love a crowd, especially when they have a captive audience that reveres them as the center of attention. They are fearless, flying in the face of all things that could be deemed scary or dangerous. Show off the proud little man in your life as he...
Totally Worth it Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
9 months is a long wait and it feels even longer when you are carrying a 7 pound baby in your womb! But of course, when your little baby is finally born, how can you say that the beautiful baby wasn't worth the wait! You can't that's how! All babies are the most innocent, adorable and lovely little things on...
Force Awakens You Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Something awakens and we're not talking about the space movie movie either! We are talking about the loud crying of your baby in its crib at 2 in the morning! Its cry and screams are the force that awakens you! Like gravity it is unstoppable and unchangeable a force to reckon with! All the heroes of space movie wouldn't be...
Cutest Tax Deduction Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies are not just bags of flesh, loud, crying poop! They are so much more than that; they are yours and they are cute-ish and they give you a substantial tax break! That's right people, there's no need to deny it any longer! With this tax deduction Infant Toddler T Shirt you can show that you are proud to say...
Future Gaming Buddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
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Now this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is one I can get on board with! Calling all gamers who have ruined their gaming time by having children! You need this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt for your baby because you want everyone to know that you will be gaming with this little guy or girl soon enough. Every parent likes...
Nap Periodically Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Oh puns… can't live with them, can't live without them. This cute periodic table Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect nerdy little thing to put your baby in! Get it? It’s the elements Iodine, Sodium, and Phosphorus placed in a way that their elemental symbols spell out the words “I Nap." This is a geeky parents dream and this...
Am I Original? Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
OG. Authentic. Classic. Unique. Original? Yeah. This cool and simple Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your little baby so it can show everyone that it's original and there are none like him! (We think all babies are pretty much the same but, we can make an exception.) Again, your baby is one of a kind and it deserves...
Oh Poop Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Oh poop! Those are some strong words- very strong words! Your baby can't really express itself in any other way and this poop Infant Toddler T Shirt is a hilarious way for you to let your baby curse in its own way! Sometimes something happens and you just need to say "oh poop!" We don't blame you, nor are we...
I'll Pee on You Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies put up with a lot of crap and not just literally. If you really think about it, people are super annoying when it comes to babies and never leave them alone! Grandparents smooching, getting held all the time and of course the cheek pinching! Everyone pinches your baby’s cheeks even total strangers and it is getting way out of...
Force Be With You Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
In a faraway Galaxy lived a little baby who would save the universe… maybe not so dramatic but, your baby is super cute and the universe accepts him as a space knight! You should be proud of your child for being one with the force. Unless you parents are of the dark side in which case... congratulations on giving birth...
Little Chunk Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies are fat; there are no ifs, ands or buts about it! Due to their lack of bone structure and extra skin, babies are little chunky, fat, squishy, cute, chunk monsters which is perfect! Our society teaches us that being fat is bad and is ugly but, babies are lucky and don't have to deal with all that negativity. Instead,...
Birth To A Legend Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Confidence is important. Having confidence makes you powerful and not prone to embarrassment easily. All children should learn how to be confident from a young age so that they can continue that confidence as they grow older when it really matters. This funny legend Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for showing everyone that your kid truly is a legend...
Kisses 25 Cents Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
College in America is simply not affordable unless you’re the child of a millionaire. Let's face it, mostly everyone who goes to college has to accept that they will be in debt for most of their lives and that's what makes this college Infant Toddler T Shirt so smart! It basically allows your baby to capitalize on the fact that...
Italian Stallion Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This kid is an Italian stallion. Don't know what that means? Check urban dictionary! Simply put an Italian Stallion is a good looking guy from Italian decent. He is tough, handsome, clever, hungry and most importantly Italian! This funny Italian Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for any Italian families looking to show off the best looking member of the...
What I Want Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
If babies could form complex thoughts and ideas, this is probably the motto they would come up for themselves—they’re modus operandi, if you will. Let’s face it, being a baby is a pretty self-centered existence. Your goal is to survive and eventually thrive. You’re at the mercy of your caretakers, but that doesn’t mean you can’t manipulate the hell out...
Stroll With Jesus Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
As religious parents your goal is to devote yourselves to Christianity and walk with the Lord. But what about your baby? Your baby can't walk but, it can surely be just as faithful as you. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your little blessing. They may not be able to walk with Jesus but, they sure can...
Adorable Looks Like Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Who has two thumbs and is super adorable… this baby! That is exactly what your baby would say if it could talk, articulate its thumbs and hands, show emotion, confidence and be completely cocky, but we don't want to give your baby too much credit! Anyway, this funny adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your little adorable baby...
Cycling With Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Everyone has a thing and your thing is cycling! Bicycles have been around a long time; first used as a means to get places, then recreation, exercise and even competition! You are a cyclist and you can't wait to go cycling with your little baby when they grow up! For now you will have to settle with training wheels and...
