Force Awakens You Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
Something awakens and we're not talking about the space movie movie either! We are talking about the loud crying of your baby in its crib at 2 in the morning! Its cry and screams are the force that awakens you! Like gravity it is unstoppable and unchangeable a force to reckon with! All the heroes of space movie wouldn't be...
Mess With My Uncle Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
Look, you should be warned. If you mess with me, you mess with my uncle! My uncle is the toughest guy around, no question at all. Don't event try it because my uncle lifts more than you could ever and he runs faster than a cheetah. There's no way you'll ever as cool or strong as him so don't even...
Brother is a Pitbull Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
Pitbulls are making a comeback! Widely misunderstood as the most aggressive and dangerous dogs, people are finally beginning to realize that these dogs are great dogs who aren't mean or dangerous at all. Pitbulls, for the longest time have been shunned by people who would give them a nice loving home so of course people that would abuse and use...
I Like Big Bucks Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
You're daddy's hunting girl. This Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt is perfect for any father who has a little girl who is on our way to hunting. Grab this Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt and make sure the world can see that you're open to show the world who's boss. This Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt is for the ones who love to...
Fish All The Time Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
Fishing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle. We are fishermen and we must feed the monkey (or fish) when it comes to fishing! We spend our days and nights at the lake, river, and ocean or anywhere we can possibly cast into a body of water that may have fish in it! Sometimes though, you have to stop fishing...
Prayer Care Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
Prayer is our way of speaking directly to God. Whether we know it or not God is listening. We may not get our answers quickly and we may never see or receive what we pray for. God works in mysterious ways but, giving your faith to him and praying is one way to directly express your faith to Him. God...
Loved Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
"This is how God showed his love among us: He sent his one and only Son into the world that we might live through him" -1 John 4:9. Your child of faith deserves to wear something that conveys that faith. Our little blessings and gifts from God and Jesus unfortunately, cannot share their beliefs and convictions just as they are...
Aunt is Single Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
It's the Aunts day to babysit and what better way to dress the baby than this cute Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt? There has been plenty of debate over whether or not it's ethical to use a baby as leverage to pick up dates! We say GO FOR IT! Why not? Babies are adorable and are the ultimate conversation starter! As...
That Smell Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
It is so easy to blame a baby for a smelly fart! Babies can't control it; they don't even know they are doing it when it happens! Farts are different than poops believe me; if your baby pooped you will know the difference. This cute uncle Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt is perfect for your niece or nephew so when you...
Future Gaming Buddy Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
Now this cute Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt is one I can get on board with! Calling all gamers who have ruined their gaming time by having children! You need this funny Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt for your baby because you want everyone to know that you will be gaming with this little guy or girl soon enough. Every parent likes...
Crawl Walk Surf Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
You the surfing parent want nothing more than your rad little baby to start surfing with you! Obviously, that won't happen overnight and it may take a while before you and your baby are riding those massive waves! Before you can surf you need to learn how to walk and before you can walk you need to learn how to...
I Didn't Do It Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
I want it on record that my client is not guilty of whatever absurd charges you have felt he deserved! (I'm speaking as the lawy- I mean Grandpa right now.) Anyway, you have no right to accuse since there are no witnesses and no real evidence, obviously my client is being discriminated against because they are a child! This type...
Oh Snap Camera Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
OH, SNAP! This adorable little baby is the best, most photogenic little baby in the world. How you don't snap pictures of this cute little child all the time, every minute of every day is beyond me! Get this, oh snap Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt for your baby today and show everyone just how cute your baby is! This oh...
Watching the Game Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
Sports are a great bonding moment with a child. As the father you enjoy watching the game whether it's football, soccer, hockey, baseball, basketball or any other sport you may enjoy. All sports immediately get better and more exciting once you are watching it with your child! It doesn't matter if they are too young to comprehend what is going...
Cool Baby Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
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Nobody wants to be a regular baby. Being a regular baby is boring, generic and unoriginal. Who would want that? Not your little awesome bundle of coolness! Get this cool Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt so your awesome little infant can show just how cool they really are. We don't want any baby to be regular, everyone is unique and their...
Nap Periodically Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
Oh puns… can't live with them, can't live without them. This cute periodic table Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt is the perfect nerdy little thing to put your baby in! Get it? It’s the elements Iodine, Sodium, and Phosphorus placed in a way that their elemental symbols spell out the words “I Nap." This is a geeky parents dream and this...
Can't Resist Nurses Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
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Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt is...
Blastin Farts Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt is perfect for...
Really Like Snacks Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and...
Love My Grandma Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
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Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it...
Big Naps Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
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We love relegating old fads to this napping Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap...
Poops I Did It Again Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
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This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking...
Hug Life Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
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This thug life Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug...
Happy Camper Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
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Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Grandma Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Get Milk Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
Game Day Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
Daddy Plays Video Games Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
Family Favorite Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
I Heart Daddy Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
