Grandma Toddler Ruffle Bottom Tee
$13.99
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Get Milk Toddler Ruffle Bottom Tee
$13.99
This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
Game Day Toddler Ruffle Bottom Tee
$13.99
We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
Daddy Plays Video Games Toddler Ruffle Bottom Tee
$13.99
You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
I Heart Daddy Toddler Ruffle Bottom Tee
$13.99
As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Cousins Love Me Toddler Ruffle Bottom Tee
$13.99
There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Check Out Grandpa Toddler Ruffle Bottom Tee
$13.99
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
Little Ass Kicker Toddler Ruffle Bottom Tee
$13.99
Life is like a boxing match: defeat is not when you fall, but when you refuse to get back up. Sure, your child may not understand, but one is never too young to proclaim their inner fearless fighting spirit. This boxing Ruffle Bottom Toddler T-Shirt is for all the parents who are proud of their own little fighter, also known...
That Smell Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
It is so easy to blame a baby for a smelly fart! Babies can't control it; they don't even know they are doing it when it happens! Farts are different than poops believe me; if your baby pooped you will know the difference. This cute uncle Toddler Football Jersey is perfect for your niece or nephew so when you are...
Future Gaming Buddy Toddler Baseball
$14.99
Now this cute Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is one I can get on board with! Calling all gamers who have ruined their gaming time by having children! You need this funny Baseball Toddler T-Shirt for your baby because you want everyone to know that you will be gaming with this little guy or girl soon enough. Every parent likes to share...
Future Gaming Buddy Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
Now this cute Toddler Football Jersey is one I can get on board with! Calling all gamers who have ruined their gaming time by having children! You need this funny Toddler Football Jersey for your baby because you want everyone to know that you will be gaming with this little guy or girl soon enough. Every parent likes to share...
Crawl Walk Surf Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
You the surfing parent want nothing more than your rad little baby to start surfing with you! Obviously, that won't happen overnight and it may take a while before you and your baby are riding those massive waves! Before you can surf you need to learn how to walk and before you can walk you need to learn how to...
I Didn't Do It Toddler Baseball
$14.99
I want it on record that my client is not guilty of whatever absurd charges you have felt he deserved! (I'm speaking as the lawy- I mean Grandpa right now.) Anyway, you have no right to accuse since there are no witnesses and no real evidence, obviously my client is being discriminated against because they are a child! This type...
I Didn't Do It Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
I want it on record that my client is not guilty of whatever absurd charges you have felt he deserved! (I'm speaking as the lawy- I mean Grandpa right now.) Anyway, you have no right to accuse since there are no witnesses and no real evidence, obviously my client is being discriminated against because they are a child! This type...
Oh Snap Camera Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
OH, SNAP! This adorable little baby is the best, most photogenic little baby in the world. How you don't snap pictures of this cute little child all the time, every minute of every day is beyond me! Get this, oh snap Toddler Football Jersey for your baby today and show everyone just how cute your baby is! This oh snap...
Watching the Game Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
Sports are a great bonding moment with a child. As the father you enjoy watching the game whether it's football, soccer, hockey, baseball, basketball or any other sport you may enjoy. All sports immediately get better and more exciting once you are watching it with your child! It doesn't matter if they are too young to comprehend what is going...
Cool Baby Toddler Baseball
$14.99
Nobody wants to be a regular baby. Being a regular baby is boring, generic and unoriginal. Who would want that? Not your little awesome bundle of coolness! Get this cool Baseball Toddler T-Shirt so your awesome little infant can show just how cool they really are. We don't want any baby to be regular, everyone is unique and their unique...
Cool Baby Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
Nobody wants to be a regular baby. Being a regular baby is boring, generic and unoriginal. Who would want that? Not your little awesome bundle of coolness! Get this cool Toddler Football Jersey so your awesome little infant can show just how cool they really are. We don't want any baby to be regular, everyone is unique and their unique...
Nap Periodically Toddler Baseball
$14.99
Oh puns… can't live with them, can't live without them. This cute periodic table Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is the perfect nerdy little thing to put your baby in! Get it? It’s the elements Iodine, Sodium, and Phosphorus placed in a way that their elemental symbols spell out the words “I Nap." This is a geeky parents dream and this periodic...
Nap Periodically Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
Oh puns… can't live with them, can't live without them. This cute periodic table Toddler Football Jersey is the perfect nerdy little thing to put your baby in! Get it? It’s the elements Iodine, Sodium, and Phosphorus placed in a way that their elemental symbols spell out the words “I Nap." This is a geeky parents dream and this periodic...
Can't Resist Nurses Toddler Baseball
$14.99
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is perfect...
Can't Resist Nurses Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Toddler Football Jersey is perfect...
Blastin Farts Toddler Baseball
$14.99
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is perfect for your...
Blastin Farts Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Toddler Football Jersey is perfect for your...
Really Like Snacks Toddler Baseball
$14.99
Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Baseball Toddler T-Shirt anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and baby...
Really Like Snacks Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
Do you really need to come up with an excuse for eating a bunch of snacks because you’re a baby? Not really, but we decided to make an excuse on this food Toddler Football Jersey anyway. You just like eating snacks and you really don’t know why. You’ll gobble down bottle after bottle of baby formula, animal crackers, and baby...
Love My Grandma Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Toddler Football Jersey on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it seems...
Big Naps Toddler Baseball
$14.99
We love relegating old fads to this napping Baseball Toddler T-Shirt status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap and...
Big Naps Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
We love relegating old fads to this napping Toddler Football Jersey status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap and...
Poops I Did It Again Toddler Baseball
$14.99
This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Baseball Toddler T-Shirt is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about...
