9 Months On The Inside Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
A baby may not have been in jail, that would require lots of evidence, trial and the whole justice crap but, it is really funny to make an ironic comparison of your belly or womb to jail! This funny jail Skirt Dress is the perfect way to let your child act as if it is completely free now and is...
AB CD Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
For those about to talk… We salute you! Check out AB/CD's brand new album "For Those About to Talk" today! Featuring hit singles: "GooGoo Gaga" and "Where's my bottle?" Plus don't miss chart topping songs like: "Put me down, wait pick me up," "I'm crying but, for a reason," and "Back in Diapers!" AB/CD is one of the most incredible...
Accio Mommy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You can't do everything on your own. That's why you need to say "Accio Mommy" and summon her in! For you young wizards and witches, this is a great little piece of wizarding lore for you! This Skirt Dress s perfect for when you need to get something on the top shelf but you can't quite pronounce spells yet. Or...
Amigo Jesus Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$14.99
You love Jesus Christ. He is your BFF. When you need to talk to someone, it's him you speak with. He provides you with safety and the will of believing. This Skirt Dress is the perfect option for anyone who is comfortable in their faith. From church to heaven, you know Jesus will always be there for you. Be there...
Arrest Your Daddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We think this trumps the childhood argument of “My daddy is better than your daddy”. If my daddy has the power to arrest your daddy, (preferably with due cause) we’re pretty sure that beats anything that your daddy can do, unless he’s a Navy SEAL. This funny Skirt Dress is for parents that know that they are more impressive than...
Aunt is Single Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Darn straight. You read the Skirt Dress. I'm cool just like my aunt. Yeah, that's right. The aunt that I get to hang out with on weekends and high five. The aunt that I get to eat candy and dessert for breakfast with. The aunt that loves to hang with me and my stuffed animals. The coolest aunt around. This...
Badass Uncle Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look at these moves. Look at this smile. Look at this hair. It's plain to see. I get my badassness from my uncle. My uncle is the coolest guy I know and now I'm the second coolest guy I know. Check out my cool toy motorcycle and my tiny leather jacket - aren't these cool? I got the idea from...
Big Bro Has Paws Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
My Big bro has paws. This Skirt Dress is for anyone who loves to hang out and show everyone that sometimes brothers are not human. Somtimes they are adorable pets. If you have a brother who has paws then grab this Skirt Dress now. Whether they are cats or dogs - you can show it off the world now. This...
Big Naps Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We love relegating old fads to this napping Skirt Dress status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap and just...
Blastin Farts Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Skirt Dress is perfect for your baby...
Brother is a Dog Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Animals are the best and for the longest time you have resisted a child and just had dogs as your babies! But, alas finally the child is born and has become a new member of the family. Your dogs won't mind too much but, this little baby is may end up acting like them too! I suppose that would be...
Brother is a Pitbull Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Pitbulls are making a comeback! Widely misunderstood as the most aggressive and dangerous dogs, people are finally beginning to realize that these dogs are great dogs who aren't mean or dangerous at all. Pitbulls, for the longest time have been shunned by people who would give them a nice loving home so of course people that would abuse and use...
Burpees and Bows Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
The constant diaper changes, feeding then burping, swaddling and wriggling your pride and joy into their clothes seems like the perfect version of a workout from Hell! So much constant attention is needed to keep the youngest members of your brood content. Yet all this effort and you hardly break a sweat. You are used to a much different regimen...
Can't Resist Nurses Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Skirt Dress is perfect for...
Cat Did It Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everyone is so quick to blame the child but the fact of the matter is, the cat did it! Don't believe me? Look at the room, look at the mess! The evidence is clear that the cat did it but, it is just easier to blame me! Don't look at me, the cat did it and I could prove it...
Check Out Grandpa Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
Christ Loves Me Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
A faithful lifestyle comes in many shapes and forms, people and places, parents and children. A devout family who is faithful to their Christianity deserves to be able to express that devotion with pride and confidence. This cute Skirt Dress is great for babies of faithful parents who want to give their baby a head start in living with God...
Cool Baby Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Nobody wants to be a regular baby. Being a regular baby is boring, generic and unoriginal. Who would want that? Not your little awesome bundle of coolness! Get this cool Skirt Dress so your awesome little infant can show just how cool they really are. We don't want any baby to be regular, everyone is unique and their unique qualities...
Cousins Love Me Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Crawl Walk Bike Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
It is much more than just a game. For some, it is a form of entertainment. Others see it as a way to get some much needed exercise. But for a hearty few, it is a way of life! They draw many life lessons this paramount pastime. You have to take a shot to score. Time is short so make...
Crawl Walk Fish Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We all want our children to grow up and start fishing with us! There is a wonderful type of bonding between a parent and their child when fishing! However, these things don't happen overnight and no matter how often you bring your child to the lake, ocean, bay or rivers they are not going to jump out of the stroller...
Crawl Walk Surf Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You the surfing parent want nothing more than your rad little baby to start surfing with you! Obviously, that won't happen overnight and it may take a while before you and your baby are riding those massive waves! Before you can surf you need to learn how to walk and before you can walk you need to learn how to...
Crazy Aunt Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Honesty is the key to life and is important. Babies are the most honest creatures in the world they tell you they don't like something by crying, they tell you they want something by crying and they tell you they enjoy something by cry- laughing! Use this funny Skirt Dress to allow your baby to be even more honest about...
Cycling With Daddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everyone has a thing and your thing is cycling! Bicycles have been around a long time; first used as a means to get places, then recreation, exercise and even competition! You are a cyclist and you can't wait to go cycling with your little baby when they grow up! For now you will have to settle with training wheels and...
Dad Taken Uncle Sing Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look, I'm sorry. My dad is definitely taken buttt my uncle is single. And he's pretty good looking and cool. Not only is he cute but he's way more interesting. He's lived that crazy uncle life you know? He's traveled around the world and worked at wild places. He's taken everything into his own hands and is living life to...
Dad's Beard Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Beard envy. A social paraiah that plagues all men with beards. Full, patchy, hairy, long, short or curly; no matter what your beard looks like you will always meet someone with a facial hair full of pride and confidence. There is another way to spread the word of your beard superiorty and thats with your child! babies don't know anything...
Daddy Plays Video Games Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
Daddy's Best Backup Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone...
Family Favorite Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
Farm All The Time Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Farming is not a job, farming is not a hobby or a pastime, though I suppose it can be those things but, not for you! For you, farming is a lifestyle. As a farmer, you work from morning until night, only stopping to eat, only stopping to sleep. Livestock won't tent themselves and neither will crop harvest themselves. You are...
