Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are we to give parental advice? We don’t have any kids, although we do own pets. Does that count? They’re kind of the same thing, except you don’t have to pay child support or college tuition. Buy this happy camper Baseball Toddler T-Shirt.
It’s better to enjoy boobs over the product this design is stealing from. Milk is a much healthier alternative than soda when it’s from the tap, so-to-speak. Milk from the carton, on the other hand, is probably on par with soda. In fact, we would probably go with soda over milk from the carton—at least we know what’s in it. Just like how we always stick to this funny boobs Baseball Toddler T-Shirt: because we always know what they’re made of.