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    Not Allowed to Date Romper Bodysuit

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    As parents we are forced to be overprotective! We can't help it, it just happens but, it is necessary. This dating Romper Bodysuit is perfect for all those protective parents who will not allow their baby girl to be swept up by some weirdo on a date…ever! It's hilarious that the emphasis is on the ever meaning your baby girl will never date. All parents will have a good laugh at this dating Romper Bodysuit especially the fathers! Then they will probably ask where you got it because no parent, especially fathers wants their baby girl dating!

    Your daughter is going to be beautiful. That being said, this Romper Bodysuit sets the bar for the future now.

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    One-Piece BodySuit

    •    Combed Ring-Spun - 100% Cotton (Sport Grey & Heathers - Cotton/Poly Blend)
    •    Reinforced Three-snap Closure
    •    Lap shoulder neckline for easy on/off dressing
    •    Machine Washable Inside Out
    •    Printed in the USA

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