Made In Vachina Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Skirt Dress that all parents can find hilarious!...
Sorry Daddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
As a husband you have one boss and that is your wife! You must listen to her always, as they say: happy wife, happy life. Even your boss at work takes no precedence on your wife! Now you are a father and that means two bosses! Show everyone with this funny Skirt Dress that you always have to listen and...
Grandpa's Sidekick Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
There are many superheroes in existence. Sure we may not be able to see them and only get to read about them in comic books, graphic novels and see them in movies but, they are there. They come in the form of family, friends and loved ones. You don't need to stop a burning building, fight a giant monster or...
Rock Shirt Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Your little rocker deserves to be rocking out everywhere he or she goes. If you need a rock shirt for your baby look no farther then this cute Skirt Dress. Babies’ rock and you rocking parents can't wait to be head-banging with your child! Get your baby ready for all the little rock shirts he or she will be wearing...
Snuggle Is Real Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We all have some hard times and struggle with things in our lives. Even babies struggle with baby stuff like; sipping a broken bottle or the pacifier falls on the floor or maybe a full diaper. The struggle is real for everyone even babies…Oh wait! This Cute Skirt Dress says that the SNUGGLE is real! That's adorable and any parent...
Straight Outta Mommy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
There are some great references out there these days but, you don't have to be a fan of rap to think this cute Skirt Dress is hilarious and clever! Maybe the inside of mommy may not be as bad a Compton but, it says a lot about your baby anyway! Show everyone that your baby is awesome cause it's straight...
I Am Your Daughter Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Skirt Dress lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Skirt Dress, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this Skirt Dress. Your little...
You Are My Father Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Skirt Dress lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Skirt Dress, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this Skirt Dress. Luke didn't...
Return Platofrm 9 3/4 Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Are you are fan of wizards, magic, and mystery? Of course you are! Wear this Skirt Dress to announce to the world that you love casting spells and mixing up potions. You're nerdy and you know it! Wear your Skirt Dress with pride! Generally, running into brick walls is ill advised but in this case we'll make an exception. If...
Future Gaming Buddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Now this cute Skirt Dress is one I can get on board with! Calling all gamers who have ruined their gaming time by having children! You need this funny Skirt Dress for your baby because you want everyone to know that you will be gaming with this little guy or girl soon enough. Every parent likes to share their hobbies...
I Didn't Do It Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
I want it on record that my client is not guilty of whatever absurd charges you have felt he deserved! (I'm speaking as the lawy- I mean Grandpa right now.) Anyway, you have no right to accuse since there are no witnesses and no real evidence, obviously my client is being discriminated against because they are a child! This type...
Cool Baby Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Nobody wants to be a regular baby. Being a regular baby is boring, generic and unoriginal. Who would want that? Not your little awesome bundle of coolness! Get this cool Skirt Dress so your awesome little infant can show just how cool they really are. We don't want any baby to be regular, everyone is unique and their unique qualities...
Can't Resist Nurses Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Skirt Dress is perfect for...
Love My Grandma Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Skirt Dress on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it seems like...
Big Naps Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We love relegating old fads to this napping Skirt Dress status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap and just...
Poops I Did It Again Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Skirt Dress is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about it,...
Hug Life Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
This thug life Skirt Dress is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug life relation....
Happy Camper Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Grandma Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Game Day Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
Daddy Plays Video Games Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
Family Favorite Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
I Heart Daddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Mom Is Best Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Mom is the best. She always is and always will be. Why not have your baby show off what it most likely believes? Babies can't truly express themselves and what they believe but, that doesn't mean you can't help them do it. With this cute Skirt Dress you can show everyone just how great you are with the help of...
Check Out Grandpa Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
Crawl Walk Bike Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
It is much more than just a game. For some, it is a form of entertainment. Others see it as a way to get some much needed exercise. But for a hearty few, it is a way of life! They draw many life lessons this paramount pastime. You have to take a shot to score. Time is short so make...
Watch The Language Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
