Burpees and Bows Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
The constant diaper changes, feeding then burping, swaddling and wriggling your pride and joy into their clothes seems like the perfect version of a workout from Hell! So much constant attention is needed to keep the youngest members of your brood content. Yet all this effort and you hardly break a sweat. You are used to a much different regimen...
Crawl Walk Bike Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
In life, there are many laws one must follow. We’re not talking about the old customs set out by the government. No, we mean the true supreme law of the land: the Girl Code. There are many unwritten rules that all fierce females should live by. Yet there's one Golden Rule to be followed above all else. No matter what...
Crawl Walk Bike Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
A better breakfast can boost a child’s brainpower. Thus, cruising down the cereal aisle can become quite the chore when deciding on the perfect nutrients to feed your growing pride and joy. Helps prevent heart disease? Low in sugar? Reading all the fine print on their colorful cartoon laced labels would literally take all day. This funny boobies Polka Dot...
Watch The Language Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Watch The Language Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Little Ass Kicker Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Life is like a boxing match: defeat is not when you fall, but when you refuse to get back up. Sure, your child may not understand, but one is never too young to proclaim their inner fearless fighting spirit. This boxing Polka Dot Dress is for all the parents who are proud of their own little fighter, also known as...
Made In Vachina Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Skirt Dress that all parents can find hilarious!...
Sorry Daddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
As a husband you have one boss and that is your wife! You must listen to her always, as they say: happy wife, happy life. Even your boss at work takes no precedence on your wife! Now you are a father and that means two bosses! Show everyone with this funny Skirt Dress that you always have to listen and...
Grandpa's Sidekick Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
There are many superheroes in existence. Sure we may not be able to see them and only get to read about them in comic books, graphic novels and see them in movies but, they are there. They come in the form of family, friends and loved ones. You don't need to stop a burning building, fight a giant monster or...
Rock Shirt Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Your little rocker deserves to be rocking out everywhere he or she goes. If you need a rock shirt for your baby look no farther then this cute Skirt Dress. Babies’ rock and you rocking parents can't wait to be head-banging with your child! Get your baby ready for all the little rock shirts he or she will be wearing...
Snuggle Is Real Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We all have some hard times and struggle with things in our lives. Even babies struggle with baby stuff like; sipping a broken bottle or the pacifier falls on the floor or maybe a full diaper. The struggle is real for everyone even babies…Oh wait! This Cute Skirt Dress says that the SNUGGLE is real! That's adorable and any parent...
Straight Outta Mommy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
There are some great references out there these days but, you don't have to be a fan of rap to think this cute Skirt Dress is hilarious and clever! Maybe the inside of mommy may not be as bad a Compton but, it says a lot about your baby anyway! Show everyone that your baby is awesome cause it's straight...
Aunt is Single Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
It's the Aunts day to babysit and what better way to dress the baby than this cute Solid Dress? There has been plenty of debate over whether or not it's ethical to use a baby as leverage to pick up dates! We say GO FOR IT! Why not? Babies are adorable and are the ultimate conversation starter! As its single...
I Am Your Daughter Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Skirt Dress lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Skirt Dress, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this Skirt Dress. Your little...
You Are My Father Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Skirt Dress lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Skirt Dress, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this Skirt Dress. Luke didn't...
Return Platofrm 9 3/4 Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Are you are fan of wizards, magic, and mystery? Of course you are! Wear this Skirt Dress to announce to the world that you love casting spells and mixing up potions. You're nerdy and you know it! Wear your Skirt Dress with pride! Generally, running into brick walls is ill advised but in this case we'll make an exception. If...
That Smell Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
It is so easy to blame a baby for a smelly fart! Babies can't control it; they don't even know they are doing it when it happens! Farts are different than poops believe me; if your baby pooped you will know the difference. This cute uncle Polka Dot Dress is perfect for your niece or nephew so when you are...
Future Gaming Buddy Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Now this cute Skirt Dress is one I can get on board with! Calling all gamers who have ruined their gaming time by having children! You need this funny Skirt Dress for your baby because you want everyone to know that you will be gaming with this little guy or girl soon enough. Every parent likes to share their hobbies...
I Didn't Do It Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
I want it on record that my client is not guilty of whatever absurd charges you have felt he deserved! (I'm speaking as the lawy- I mean Grandpa right now.) Anyway, you have no right to accuse since there are no witnesses and no real evidence, obviously my client is being discriminated against because they are a child! This type...
Cool Baby Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Nobody wants to be a regular baby. Being a regular baby is boring, generic and unoriginal. Who would want that? Not your little awesome bundle of coolness! Get this cool Skirt Dress so your awesome little infant can show just how cool they really are. We don't want any baby to be regular, everyone is unique and their unique qualities...
Can't Resist Nurses Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Skirt Dress is perfect for...
Blastin Farts Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Polka Dot Dress is perfect for your...
Love My Grandma Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Skirt Dress on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it seems like...
Big Naps Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We love relegating old fads to this napping Skirt Dress status. At this point they’re old hat, so why not put them on a design like this one? It’s where old fads go to die, you know. Your baby likes big naps and he cannot lie, but we often wonder what the difference is between a big nap and just...
Poops I Did It Again Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Skirt Dress is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about it,...
Hug Life Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
This thug life Skirt Dress is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug life relation....
Happy Camper Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Babies are generally happy campers until they’re not. That’s when they cry for a never-ending span of time until you either have to feed them or yell at them like a dog who’s barking you’ve been enduring for minutes. We recommend you don’t do that second one, because it wouldn’t make you a very good parent. Then again, who are...
Grandma Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Get Milk Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
Game Day Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
We love it when parents push their agendas on children, especially when they’re babies. Your child can barely understand the concept of speech, let alone some game played with an oblong ball and funny looking men in armor. You’ll push you’re hobbies and interests onto your child until they’re well into their teenage years. Hey, maybe you’ll be able to...
