Badass Uncle Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Look at these moves. Look at this smile. Look at this hair. It's plain to see. I get my badassness from my uncle. My uncle is the coolest guy I know and now I'm the second coolest guy I know. Check out my cool toy motorcycle and my tiny leather jacket - aren't these cool? I got the idea from...
Dad Taken Uncle Sing Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Look, I'm sorry. My dad is definitely taken buttt my uncle is single. And he's pretty good looking and cool. Not only is he cute but he's way more interesting. He's lived that crazy uncle life you know? He's traveled around the world and worked at wild places. He's taken everything into his own hands and is living life to...
No Papa Like Me Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Hey. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. If you have a dad that says things like this then you're in luck - this funny dad Polka Dot Dress is for you. If there ain't no papa like the one that you got then this hilarious father Polka Dot Dress is the best outfit for you! If...
Big Bro Has Paws Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
My Big bro has paws. This Polka Dot Dress is for anyone who loves to hang out and show everyone that sometimes brothers are not human. Somtimes they are adorable pets. If you have a brother who has paws then grab this Polka Dot Dress now. Whether they are cats or dogs - you can show it off the world...
Aunt is Single Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Darn straight. You read the Polka Dot Dress. I'm cool just like my aunt. Yeah, that's right. The aunt that I get to hang out with on weekends and high five. The aunt that I get to eat candy and dessert for breakfast with. The aunt that loves to hang with me and my stuffed animals. The coolest aunt around....
Cat Did It Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everyone is so quick to blame the child but the fact of the matter is, the cat did it! Don't believe me? Look at the room, look at the mess! The evidence is clear that the cat did it but, it is just easier to blame me! Don't look at me, the cat did it and I could prove it...
Sister has 4 legs Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Our animals, our pets are so much more than just that! They are truly part of the family in every way possible! Sometimes even more so than our actual children. They won't be offended don't worry! Your "daughter" has four legs so now your actual child has a sister with four legs! We know it's not a birth defect and...
Siblings have paws Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Our pets are part of the family. We care for our dogs since they were puppies, our cat's since they were kittens or our tigers since cubs… well not everyone has a tiger but, still we raise our pets just like we raise our children! This cute siblings Solid Dress is perfect for your child because it shows that even...
Siblings have paws Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Our pets are part of the family. We care for our dogs since they were puppies, our cat's since they were kittens or our tigers since cubs… well not everyone has a tiger but, still we raise our pets just like we raise our children! This cute siblings Polka Dot Dress is perfect for your child because it shows that...
Member of the Pack Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Usually you just keep dogs as pets and you think of them as your children! That's fine everyone loves dogs and wants to always add to the pack! With this cute dog Solid Dress you can let your child truly feel like it is part of the pack. Just because you were always a dog person and only ever wanted...
Member of the Pack Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Usually you just keep dogs as pets and you think of them as your children! That's fine everyone loves dogs and wants to always add to the pack! With this cute dog Polka Dot Dress you can let your child truly feel like it is part of the pack. Just because you were always a dog person and only ever...
Brother is a Dog Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Animals are the best and for the longest time you have resisted a child and just had dogs as your babies! But, alas finally the child is born and has become a new member of the family. Your dogs won't mind too much but, this little baby is may end up acting like them too! I suppose that would be...
Brother is a Dog Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Animals are the best and for the longest time you have resisted a child and just had dogs as your babies! But, alas finally the child is born and has become a new member of the family. Your dogs won't mind too much but, this little baby is may end up acting like them too! I suppose that would be...
Hero Wears Badge Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
The real life superheroes of America do not wear brightly colored suit with capes. They wear metal badges and Kevlar. They put their lives on the line without any superpowers like super strength and the ability to fly and can only wish to be invulnerable to bullets. With this Solid Dress, children can show support to the true superhero in...
Hero Wears Badge Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
The real life superheroes of America do not wear brightly colored suit with capes. They wear metal badges and Kevlar. They put their lives on the line without any superpowers like super strength and the ability to fly and can only wish to be invulnerable to bullets. With this Polka Dot Dress, children can show support to the true superhero...
Daddy's Best Backup Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone...
Shoot Blanks Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
You never miss and never shoot blanks. This includes all forms of marksmanship: shooting firearms, wastebin basketball, and, of course, makin’ babies. Your child is living proof that you’re seed is fertile and true, and you couldn’t be more proud. In fact, you’re so proud that you want to buy this funny Solid Dress to show off the product of...
Shoot Blanks Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You never miss and never shoot blanks. This includes all forms of marksmanship: shooting firearms, wastebin basketball, and, of course, makin’ babies. Your child is living proof that you’re seed is fertile and true, and you couldn’t be more proud. In fact, you’re so proud that you want to buy this funny Polka Dot Dress to show off the product...
Arrest Your Daddy Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
We think this trumps the childhood argument of “My daddy is better than your daddy”. If my daddy has the power to arrest your daddy, (preferably with due cause) we’re pretty sure that beats anything that your daddy can do, unless he’s a Navy SEAL. This funny Solid Dress is for parents that know that they are more impressive than...
Arrest Your Daddy Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
We think this trumps the childhood argument of “My daddy is better than your daddy”. If my daddy has the power to arrest your daddy, (preferably with due cause) we’re pretty sure that beats anything that your daddy can do, unless he’s a Navy SEAL. This funny Polka Dot Dress is for parents that know that they are more impressive...
Siblings have paws Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Our pets are part of the family. We care for our dogs since they were puppies, our cat's since they were kittens or our tigers since cubs… well not everyone has a tiger but, still we raise our pets just like we raise our children! This cute siblings Skirt Dress is perfect for your child because it shows that even...
Brother is a Pitbull Solid Baby Infant Dress
$13.99
Pitbulls are making a comeback! Widely misunderstood as the most aggressive and dangerous dogs, people are finally beginning to realize that these dogs are great dogs who aren't mean or dangerous at all. Pitbulls, for the longest time have been shunned by people who would give them a nice loving home so of course people that would abuse and use...
Brother is a Pitbull Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Pitbulls are making a comeback! Widely misunderstood as the most aggressive and dangerous dogs, people are finally beginning to realize that these dogs are great dogs who aren't mean or dangerous at all. Pitbulls, for the longest time have been shunned by people who would give them a nice loving home so of course people that would abuse and use...
Member of the Pack Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Usually you just keep dogs as pets and you think of them as your children! That's fine everyone loves dogs and wants to always add to the pack! With this cute dog Skirt Dress you can let your child truly feel like it is part of the pack. Just because you were always a dog person and only ever wanted...
Brother is a Dog Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Animals are the best and for the longest time you have resisted a child and just had dogs as your babies! But, alas finally the child is born and has become a new member of the family. Your dogs won't mind too much but, this little baby is may end up acting like them too! I suppose that would be...
Hero Wears Badge Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
The real life superheroes of America do not wear brightly colored suit with capes. They wear metal badges and Kevlar. They put their lives on the line without any superpowers like super strength and the ability to fly and can only wish to be invulnerable to bullets. With this Skirt Dress, children can show support to the true superhero in...
Daddy's Best Backup Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone...
Shoot Blanks Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
You never miss and never shoot blanks. This includes all forms of marksmanship: shooting firearms, wastebin basketball, and, of course, makin’ babies. Your child is living proof that you’re seed is fertile and true, and you couldn’t be more proud. In fact, you’re so proud that you want to buy this funny Skirt Dress to show off the product of...
Farm All The Time Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
Farming is not a job, farming is not a hobby or a pastime, though I suppose it can be those things but, not for you! For you, farming is a lifestyle. As a farmer, you work from morning until night, only stopping to eat, only stopping to sleep. Livestock won't tent themselves and neither will crop harvest themselves. You are...
Small Town Girl Baby Striped Skirt Dress
$20.00
This is one of those rare occasions where two things combine into one! Your baby girl is not only small but she is a town girl too! This cute Skirt Dress is great for any baby girl living in a small town! Your baby deserves to be in the cutest things and this cute Skirt Dress is perfect for your...
