Farm All The Time Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Farming is not a job, farming is not a hobby or a pastime, though I suppose it can be those things but, not for you! For you, farming is a lifestyle. As a farmer, you work from morning until night, only stopping to eat, only stopping to sleep. Livestock won't tent themselves and neither will crop harvest themselves. You are...
Crawl Walk Fish Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
We all want our children to grow up and start fishing with us! There is a wonderful type of bonding between a parent and their child when fishing! However, these things don't happen overnight and no matter how often you bring your child to the lake, ocean, bay or rivers they are not going to jump out of the stroller...
Fish All The Time Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Fishing is not a hobby, it's a lifestyle. We are fishermen and we must feed the monkey (or fish) when it comes to fishing! We spend our days and nights at the lake, river, and ocean or anywhere we can possibly cast into a body of water that may have fish in it! Sometimes though, you have to stop fishing...
Sorry Daddy Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
As a husband you have one boss and that is your wife! You must listen to her always, as they say: happy wife, happy life. Even your boss at work takes no precedence on your wife! Now you are a father and that means two bosses! Show everyone with this funny Polka Dot Dress that you always have to listen...
Marry My Daddy Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Being a single father is tough but, you got the biggest chick magnet in the word and that is a baby! Throw all your pick-up lines away, leave all your wingmen at home and take your baby for a stroll at the park, mall, grocery store or literally anywhere and watch as the women flock to you! With this adorable...
Can't Resist Nurses Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Polka Dot Dress is perfect...
Daddy Plays Video Games Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You’re proof that Daddy doesn’t play videogames all of the time, just most of the time. Yep, while your mother is taking care of all the parental duties like diaper changing, bottle feeding, etc, you’re old man is too busy screaming at other people’s children in a gaming match. He may not always be present, but he’s a proud parent...
I Heart Daddy Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
As children age, they begin to form their own unique identity. For so long, they have been associated with their mother, the one who carried and birthed them into the world. Soon, they discover that they are a separate person, not just a part of mom. This opens their eyes to the other factor of their DNA. He’s new and...
Cousins Love Me Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
There's no illusion of sibling rivalry with these buddies, fostering a sense of equality in importance. They understand all of the ins and outs that make your family tree unique, a dysfunction that could only be understood by a fellow member of the brood. Yet there's enough distance that the companionship is not continuous. The friendship is furthered through choice....
Aunt is Single Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Darn straight. You read the Polka Dot Dress. I'm cool just like my aunt. Yeah, that's right. The aunt that I get to hang out with on weekends and high five. The aunt that I get to eat candy and dessert for breakfast with. The aunt that loves to hang with me and my stuffed animals. The coolest aunt around....
Crazy Aunt Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Honesty is the key to life and is important. Babies are the most honest creatures in the world they tell you they don't like something by crying, they tell you they want something by crying and they tell you they enjoy something by cry- laughing! Use this funny Polka Dot Dress to allow your baby to be even more honest...
Aunt is Single Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
It's the Aunts day to babysit and what better way to dress the baby than this cute Polka Dot Dress? There has been plenty of debate over whether or not it's ethical to use a baby as leverage to pick up dates! We say GO FOR IT! Why not? Babies are adorable and are the ultimate conversation starter! As its...
Mess With My Uncle Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look, you should be warned. If you mess with me, you mess with my uncle! My uncle is the toughest guy around, no question at all. Don't event try it because my uncle lifts more than you could ever and he runs faster than a cheetah. There's no way you'll ever as cool or strong as him so don't even...
No Papa Like Me Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Hey. What time did the man go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. If you have a dad that says things like this then you're in luck - this funny dad Polka Dot Dress is for you. If there ain't no papa like the one that you got then this hilarious father Polka Dot Dress is the best outfit for you! If...
Big Bro Has Paws Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
My Big bro has paws. This Polka Dot Dress is for anyone who loves to hang out and show everyone that sometimes brothers are not human. Somtimes they are adorable pets. If you have a brother who has paws then grab this Polka Dot Dress now. Whether they are cats or dogs - you can show it off the world...
Grandpa's Sidekick Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
There are many superheroes in existence. Sure we may not be able to see them and only get to read about them in comic books, graphic novels and see them in movies but, they are there. They come in the form of family, friends and loved ones. You don't need to stop a burning building, fight a giant monster or...
In Charge Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Moms like to kid themselves. They think because they are the mother that they are in charge! In a child's mind though they are thinking, "mommy is definitely not my boss!" No matter how many times moms think they laid down the law and made themselves clear, toddlers and kids know better than that! This funny Polka Dot Dress is...
I Didn't Do It Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
I want it on record that my client is not guilty of whatever absurd charges you have felt he deserved! (I'm speaking as the lawy- I mean Grandpa right now.) Anyway, you have no right to accuse since there are no witnesses and no real evidence, obviously my client is being discriminated against because they are a child! This type...
Watching the Game Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Sports are a great bonding moment with a child. As the father you enjoy watching the game whether it's football, soccer, hockey, baseball, basketball or any other sport you may enjoy. All sports immediately get better and more exciting once you are watching it with your child! It doesn't matter if they are too young to comprehend what is going...
Love My Grandma Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Every baby loves their Grandma whether they know it or not yet. Why not do your child a favor and slap this Grandma Polka Dot Dress on your child? When they get older, they’ll realize the importance of Grandma. After Mom says no, Grandma will be the first person they go to. We have no idea why, but it seems...
Grandma Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy...
Uncle Loves Me Bough Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
You know it. I know it. Heck, everyone in my family knows it. My uncle loves me! Hold on, lemme get this straight. He doesn't just love me, he adores me. That's what this awesome uncle Polka Dot Dress says - don't you know? This Polka Dot Dress is what I wear to show everyone that my uncle is awesome...
Badass Uncle Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Look at these moves. Look at this smile. Look at this hair. It's plain to see. I get my badassness from my uncle. My uncle is the coolest guy I know and now I'm the second coolest guy I know. Check out my cool toy motorcycle and my tiny leather jacket - aren't these cool? I got the idea from...
Family Favorite Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
Mom Is Best Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Mom is the best. She always is and always will be. Why not have your baby show off what it most likely believes? Babies can't truly express themselves and what they believe but, that doesn't mean you can't help them do it. With this cute Polka Dot Dress you can show everyone just how great you are with the help...
Check Out Grandpa Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
As we age, our sleeping cycles become lighter than they were in our youth. This makes catching some daytime zzz’s a must for many of the elder generation. Just sit the patriarch of the family in their favorite chair and in a matter of moments, the room will be filled with soft rumblings of blissful snoring. Household pets are thought...
That Smell Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
It is so easy to blame a baby for a smelly fart! Babies can't control it; they don't even know they are doing it when it happens! Farts are different than poops believe me; if your baby pooped you will know the difference. This cute uncle Polka Dot Dress is perfect for your niece or nephew so when you are...
Dad's Beard Baby Polka Dot Skirt Dress
$20.00
Beard envy. A social paraiah that plagues all men with beards. Full, patchy, hairy, long, short or curly; no matter what your beard looks like you will always meet someone with a facial hair full of pride and confidence. There is another way to spread the word of your beard superiorty and thats with your child! babies don't know anything...
