You speak fluent mandrake. Plain and simple. Sure it may sound like psychobabble and at some be in a mandrake's growth sound bad enough to kill you but that's just superficial. Soothe those baby mandrakes to sleep with your mother tongue. You aced botany. Wear this Infant Baby Bib and show the world.
It echoes through the halls like a siren. The dread fully grown mandrake screaming across the floor. Wait, no it's just you. Being loud and annoying again. You keep practicing your mandrake and we're all going to go deaf. It is pretty cool though to be fluent in another language but why didn't you pick something normal like Spanish or French. Why'd you have to go full Prof. Sprout and pick a mandrake for your Tandem partner. Anyway this Infant Baby Bib is for - just go be loud somewhere else.
Infant & Baby Bib