Dog Sandbox Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The sandbox is where all the action happens. It's where babies and toddlers get 95% of their play time and business time done. They don't like interruptions and they don't like anything or anyone bothering them. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for those times when the kid is interrupted by something a little less careful about what...
Dog Pull Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Life is good when you have a full family complete with a dog and baby. The dog wants to play and what better thing to play with than a more fleshy and human version of itself. Babies are crawling around just like the dog is. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby because it shows that...
Dog Baby Food Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This is something that all parents and dog owners have seen before. The child is in its baby seat eating some cheerios or baby snack and once you turn your head the dog jumps up and eats it all. The dog runs the baby starts crying and you want to cry too. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect...
Diaper Loading Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies don't do much. They laugh, they cry, they eat, they sleep and they poop. That is pretty much it. This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for any baby considering they are loading the diaper basically all day. When the digestive system is buffering, there is multiple downloading going on for some fresh baby poop. This funny Infant...
Dear Santa Can Explain Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Look, I know I've been kind've naughty. It's been an interesting year - with ups and downs. I've had some time to think about what I've done and I've got some explaining to do if I'm gonna go down on your nice list. Sure, maybe I've been a little naughty. Had a few mistletoe experiences. Maybe I drank too much...
King's Daughter Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
If you are the daughter of the King what are you? Spoiled sure but, what title do you actually hold? A Princess of course! All little baby girls are princesses in their parents eyes but, showing people that she is a princess is so overrated and overdone! With this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt you can show everyone that you...
Dachshund Through Snow Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Dachshund through the snow in a one-dog open sleigh! Through the fields we go, barking all the way! Woof woof woof. This Infant Toddler T Shirt is for the dog lovers out there - especially if you love the little terrier Dachshunds. Whether you love the long haired or the short hairs, Dachshund are a great companion. And what better...
Daddy's Lil Squirt Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
“Squirt” is often used as a term of endearment for little kids or babies. It’s also defined as a “gushing of liquid”. It also has sexual connotations, as evidenced by the internet. Whatever you do, don’t do a web search unless you want to get some results that are less than work safe. Technically speaking, we all are Daddy’s “squirts”....
Little Cowgirl Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Your baby may be too young and small to wrangle cattle, ride horses and farm your crops but, she will be there very soon! Growing up is a process and it doesn't happen overnight (would be nice if it did though). In the meantime while waiting for your baby girl to get older and help on the farm you can...
Grilling Buddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You’re Dad’s grillin’ buddy. You know why? You’re the perfect person to talk to. So when Daddy drinks his six-pack and starts his second round, he can drunkenly rant to you without fear of you remembering anything, much less repeating anything in the conversation to Mommy. Maybe if you were older, you’d be frightened by Daddy’ rough manner, slurring of...
Daddy's Best Backup Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
A little known fact is that your child can be used as a backup weapon. Yep, they have the power to project bodily substances on any would-be attacker. It’s kind of like those foul-smelling substances the police deploy to disperse crowds, except worse because they’re actual bodily fluids. Nothing says weapon like a biological one, and the last thing anyone...
Daddy's Backup Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Your favorite backup isn’t that mini-Glock you’ve got on an ankle holster, it’s your baby! Your baby is your favorite backup weapon! You know why? Because they’re just so gosh-darn cute. Who needs a bulletproof vest when you have a baby? Only the most hardened psychopaths will shoot a baby, but you’re chances of running into one of them is...
Daddy's A hunter Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Blood runs deep. Everybody knows the apple doesn't fall far from the tree. You are a hunter in a hunting family. Your daddy was a hunter, your grandpa was hunter and his father was a hunter and his father before him. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your little soon-to-be-hunter! Your child will learn from an eary...
Call Mommy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Moms always know what to do. The old adage, "mother knows best" is not just something people say for no reason! Taking care of a child is not easy especially for fathers who, though their intentions are great, fail at every aspect of infant care! This funny keep calm Infant Toddler T Shirt is great because the baby understands that...
Daddy is Taken Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The best kind of pick-up line is the one that is never said! Everyone knows that a baby attracts more women than all the money and diamonds in the world! That would have been great when you were actually single but, these days you are definitely taken. Dress your baby in this cute daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt and show...
Dad's Lucky Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Is it the emotion of love that holds their hearts captive? Is the trust that is fostered by the growing bonds of a meaningful relationship? Ask a man what makes their marriage successful and the answer may seem only skin deep. Yet the beauty they covet from the one that they have claimed is not some realization of a shallow...
Dad's Beard Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Beard envy. A social paraiah that plagues all men with beards. Full, patchy, hairy, long, short or curly; no matter what your beard looks like you will always meet someone with a facial hair full of pride and confidence. There is another way to spread the word of your beard superiorty and thats with your child! babies don't know anything...
Dad Is Batman Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Listen you may or may not be a superhero and it is totally your right not to have to reveal that information to me but, you can always tell everyone that sees your little baby! Think about it; you are walking the streets with your baby and someone stops to say hello and make baby noises in an awkward way!...
Cutie Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Parenting is a thrilling adventure as you get to watch a part of yourself grow up right before your eyes. Yet before your little pride and joy begins their journey in the world, you are tasked to form a core part of their identity. It may pay homage to your family, faith or culture, but a child’s name becomes a...
Cutest Babies Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Actually we would argue that genetics make the cutest babies, but we’ll just go along with what it says in this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt. Cops aren’t exactly known for their supermodel looks, unless you use TV cops as point of comparison, but they obviously aren’t real. Whatever. The point is, we guess cops make the “cutest” babies in...
Family Favorite Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Newborns are always the talk of the town, wherever you go. Complete strangers and mere acquaintances will always find the time to come and pinch the cheeks of your drooling tot. But the newborn is always the attention center in any family. Your siblings love him, the in-laws love him, and your parents certainly love him. Nothing brings a family...
Crying Bath Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Everyone like to bath their babies right? The baby starts crying and splashing water everywhere and they make it impossible to wash them. Whoever said that life is good with a baby was probably on a lot of postnatal drugs. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is something that all parents can remember when bathing their child. No matter how...
Crime Fighter Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Your baby may seem small and innocent now but, pretty soon (in like 20 years or something) your baby will be the best crime fighter there ever was! Bruce won't have anything on your future crime fighter and you can be sure that your baby will always protect the innocent! Get this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt and show everyone...
Crawl Walk Swim Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
So your whole family is swimmers? Well than this swimming Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby; the next family swimmer! Before you can learn to swim you must learn to walk and before you can walk you must learn to crawl! These steps can't be skipped or altered in any way! Patience is key and your little...
Crawl Walk Surf Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You the surfing parent want nothing more than your rad little baby to start surfing with you! Obviously, that won't happen overnight and it may take a while before you and your baby are riding those massive waves! Before you can surf you need to learn how to walk and before you can walk you need to learn how to...
Crawl Walk Run Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Before you can run, you must learn to walk and before you can walk, you must learn to crawl. These are simple rules that babies and toddlers must follow. Skipping these steps is very tempting; crawling is annoying, slow and gives rashes on the knees and hands. Walking is just boring and is a slow form of running! Running is...
Crawl Walk Hockey Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
On this hockey Infant Toddler T Shirt, we’ve include the stages of child development. First comes walking, then crawling, and then finally: playing hockey. It’s pretty simple, although we don’t know if it’s scientifically accurate. Plus, why hockey? We don’t know, but we suppose you can replace hockey with virtually any other sport. The whole point is to live vicariously...
Crawl So Hard Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Life can be compared to basketball. You have the opportunity to shoot for the stars or pass on your dreams. You can dribble in the same spot, never advancing in your pursuit. Or worst of all, you can just sit on the bench and watch days pass you by. Retake authority over your station in the game of life. Like...
Coolest Mom Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Sometimes when you have a child and become a parent your perception and opinion of yourself can change. You are now living your life for your baby, you do things for your baby and you make sure your baby is always happy! Well what about your happiness? What about your needs? This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt can show people...
Cool for Drool Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
People say babies drool and to be honest we've seen babies drooling and that is why your baby deserves this cool Infant Toddler T Shirt because it is way to cool for drool! Drooling is for the weak and nerdy babies who can't control their salivation because they aren't awesome enough! This cool Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for...
Cute Toddler Shirts for those Crawling with Charm and Walking with Wonder!
From Pop Culture to Funny One-Liners and everything in between. This is your one stop shop for any and every Toddler Tee needs. Made with love and care, each design has a special place in our hearts and we hope that they can eventually find a special place in yours too.
