Drinking Buddy Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
You’re Daddy’s drinking buddy. You even act like your drunk by pissing your pants and indiscriminately vomiting! Yep, while Daddy is having a couple a beers, you can relax and suck off of a nice bottle of baby formula. It’ll be a good ol’ father-son bonding session, even though you’ll have no idea what’s going on because you’re a baby....
House White Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
Being as how the “House” only serves one flavor, you’d really have no choice as a baby, unless mothers started somehow producing chocolate milk. It does sound cute and funny when you refer to breast feeding that way, so that’s why we’ve put it on this milk Romper Bodysuit here. We capitalize moments of genius by putting them on garments....
Milk Junkie Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
Addiction is a problem. It is a problem that many do not have the courage to address head on! Whether it's embarrassment, shame or simply because you enjoy the addiction there are many reasons why people stay a junkie. This funny milk junkie Romper Bodysuit is perfect for your child is so obviously addicted. We don't blame them, it is...
I Drink Alone Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
Does that milk happen to have a little bourbon in it? Whatever you give your child to suck off of, you can be rest assured that your little tot is a brooding rebel in the making and that’s why we’ve made this drinking Romper Bodysuit. He/she drinks alone, with nobody else. You’re training them for all those years when they...
Milk Snuggle Nap Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
Babies don't really do much… like at all! As this snuggle Romper Bodysuit explains; they basically only drink milk, snuggle, nap and repeat that process. I kind of wish my adult life was that simple but, that is beside the point. Your baby may not do much but, that is what makes it so great; it is just there to...
Milk Monster Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
Babies don't ask for much; they just want to eat and eating requires milk! Babies may cry and whine for feeding but, that's only because they have no other way to express that want. Show everyone who your little milk monster is with this milk Romper Bodysuit. At least no one can be stupid and sexist if you're breast feeding...
I Want It Now Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
Each of us has different desires throughout various stages of our lives. Some of us may want money, while others desire love or relationship. When you’re a baby, all you want is your bottle. It’s a desire that’s simple and effective: hunger is a basic human need. Not only do you want that bottle, but you want it now. You’ll...
Get Milk Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
This is the motto for infants everywhere. Granted, the average infant doesn’t have to do too much or work too hard to get their coveted teat or bottle of milk. Usually it happens automatically, but when you’re hungry and no one is paying attention to you, it’s time to start crying incessantly until someone answers your call. Crying can be...
