Watch Your Language Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
It's fucking annoying when people curse in front of children and babies! Maybe a little baby can't understand it but, children are extremely absorbent and easy to influence and they absorb everything that people say. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby so when adults are getting rowdy and are cursing at least your baby can...
Made In Vachina Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt that all parents can...
Won The Race Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Hooray, you won! Being born means winning the greatest race of all. Even if you never accomplish anything notable for the rest of your life, you can at least tell everyone that you won the only thing that really matters: life. Keep in mind, you didn’t conquer life in the sense that you’ve achieved mastery over your own; you simply...
You Ain't Cool Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Peeing your pants has always been a bad thing for so many years! Society tells us that it is wrong and yet so many do it. We have seen on cartoons and TV shows and movies that peeing yourself is a sign of weakness and everyone gets made fun of for doing it! Not anymore! This cool Infant Toddler T...
Ugly People Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Have you found it strange that babies will cry and scream when certain people hold them and be completely fine with most other people? Well with this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt everyone who picks up your baby will be taking the ugly test because as it says, your baby will only cry when ugly people hold it! I wouldn’t...
Lock Up Your Daughters Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This is your one and only warning: lock up your daughters parents because we have one handsome little boy here and he is going to be praying on those baby dolls like only a true little baby player can! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is hilariously adorable for any parents to dress their child in. This little handsome devil...
Shits and Giggles Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Shits and giggles has been a popular phrase for a long time now. Example: you should buy this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt for shits and giggles! It's simple and ironic since your baby basically only shits and giggles like exclusively. I mean, I guess that is hard-wired into all humans. Anyway, you will be sure to have a bunch...
Can't Resist Nurses Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Everybody has a thing. What I mean is that everyone has a… you know, a special thing that makes them go a little…wild! We could just say it but, it will be a little too much so just use your imagination. Your thing happens to be nurses and boy, you cannot resist! This cute ironic Infant Toddler T Shirt is...
Backrub Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Things in your home escalate quickly: that time when you had friends over and there was one beer left - turned into a free-for-all brawl, that time when arguing your point escalated into a fully thought out court room session or that time when flipping a coin to choose between your movie or your partners movie escalted into best 543...
Straight Outta Mommy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
There are some great references out there these days but, you don't have to be a fan of rap to think this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is hilarious and clever! Maybe the inside of mommy may not be as bad a Compton but, it says a lot about your baby anyway! Show everyone that your baby is awesome cause...
Get A Drink Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Sometimes you just have to be forceful with your demands. Baby needs a drink so pull that tit out and feed the damn thing already! Babies are always hungry and when they are not hungry they are pooping and will be hungry again! Make sure those tits are ready otherwise this hardcore baby is going to find another, more punctual...
Watch The Language Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Little Ass Kicker Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Life is like a boxing match: defeat is not when you fall, but when you refuse to get back up. Sure, your child may not understand, but one is never too young to proclaim their inner fearless fighting spirit. This boxing Infant Toddler T Shirt is for all the parents who are proud of their own little fighter, also known...
Like My Daddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies don't do much and it's a pretty well known fact that they tend to mimic and absorb the things we do. This cute drinking Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby because it doesn’t exactly what daddy does, which is drinking until they pass out! The contents of their bottles are drastically different but, they both have...
9 Months On The Inside Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
A baby may not have been in jail, that would require lots of evidence, trial and the whole justice crap but, it is really funny to make an ironic comparison of your belly or womb to jail! This funny jail Infant Toddler T Shirt is the perfect way to let your child act as if it is completely free now...
Tore Mommy A New One Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Honesty and irony go together better than the ending of Grease! This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is abundant with both and is perfect for any parents looking to dress their children in something funny and true! Imagine if your child actually said this! It would be hilarious and that's why any parent can be proud of their child unknowingly...
Party At My Crib Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Everyone likes a good party and with this party Infant Toddler T Shirt your baby can show all the babies that its party is going to be out of control! The party is at 3 am! Right during the deep sleep cycle of the parents and baby's "midnight snack." There is going to be bottles everywhere and those babies are...
Drinking Buddy Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You’re Daddy’s drinking buddy. You even act like your drunk by pissing your pants and indiscriminately vomiting! Yep, while Daddy is having a couple a beers, you can relax and suck off of a nice bottle of baby formula. It’ll be a good ol’ father-son bonding session, even though you’ll have no idea what’s going on because you’re a baby....
Happened In Vegas Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
They say what happens in Vegas stays in Vegas unless you take what happened in Vegas home with you, than it is not in Las Vegas anymore! This hilarious Vegas Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your baby considering it truly is what happened in Vegas! Plus, in the addition of being conceived in Vegas it will be hilarious...
I'll Pee on You Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies put up with a lot of crap and not just literally. If you really think about it, people are super annoying when it comes to babies and never leave them alone! Grandparents smooching, getting held all the time and of course the cheek pinching! Everyone pinches your baby’s cheeks even total strangers and it is getting way out of...
Just Burpeed Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Infant Toddler T Shirt lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Infant Toddler T Shirt, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this...
Rock Shirt Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Your little rocker deserves to be rocking out everywhere he or she goes. If you need a rock shirt for your baby look no farther then this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt. Babies’ rock and you rocking parents can't wait to be head-banging with your child! Get your baby ready for all the little rock shirts he or she will...
Wipe My Butt Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The "keep calm" quote is one of the most over-used and under-done phrases ever! The iterations of the "keep calm" statement are endless and now with this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt the "keep calm" saying has now invaded on our babies! We will admit this cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is pretty damn hilarious and any parent would enjoy...
Tit Faced Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies can't get shit faced because they don't drink alcohol! But the do drink a lot of milk, so much milk that they get to the point of being milk-drunk and not just milk-drunk they get completely tit faced! Nothing like seeing a baby drink so hard that they start spitting up, passing out and being completely tit faced and...
Best Oops Ever Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Sometimes things just happen; you don't plan for them, you don't expect them, perhaps you don't even want them to happen but, it doesn't matter because it happens anyway. Your baby is one of those. Not in a bad way, like it says it's the "best oops ever!" It is an oops nonetheless though and it can't be helped. That...
I Drink Alone Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Does that milk happen to have a little bourbon in it? Whatever you give your child to suck off of, you can be rest assured that your little tot is a brooding rebel in the making and that’s why we’ve made this drinking Infant Toddler T Shirt. He/she drinks alone, with nobody else. You’re training them for all those years...
Ship Don't Stink Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This nautical Infant Toddler T Shirt is just full of puns and we love it. It’s a clever, baby friendly way of using a certain phrase that would otherwise be inappropriate in public. However, while you’re baby’s “ship” may not stink, we would argue that something else does. Let’s just step outside the realm of wordplay and phrases for one...
Surprise! Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Remember that night on vacation in Cancun? Well, surprise! This is what happened because of it! Some surprises are fun like a surprise birthday party and some are interesting with mixed feelings like; surprise, you won a $50 gift card but you need to spend $200 to use it! Same with this funny surprise Infant Toddler T Shirt; a baby...
Running Out of Womb Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Who doesn't love cute baby related puns? This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is a hilarious way for parents to dress their babies in funny things that give others the unique perspective of the baby itself! Saying the baby was running out of womb is a great funny quote and pun that all mothers will get a good laugh at....
Made In Vachina Toddler Ruffled Trim T-Shirt
$13.99
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Ruffled Trim Toddler T-Shirt that all parents can...
Made In Vachina Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Toddler Football Jersey that all parents can find...
Made In Vachina Toddler Baseball
$14.99
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Baseball Toddler T-Shirt that all parents can find...
Made In Vachina Solid Baby Pajama Top
$13.99
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Solid PJ Top that all parents can find...
Poops I Did It Again Solid Baby Pajama Top
$13.99
This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Solid PJ Top is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about...
Watch The Language Solid Baby Pajama Top
$13.99
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Little Ass Kicker Solid Baby Pajama Top
$13.99
Life is like a boxing match: defeat is not when you fall, but when you refuse to get back up. Sure, your child may not understand, but one is never too young to proclaim their inner fearless fighting spirit. This boxing Solid PJ Top is for all the parents who are proud of their own little fighter, also known as...
Blastin Farts Solid Baby Pajama Top
$13.99
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Solid PJ Top is perfect for your...
Dad Is Jealous Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Infant Toddler T Shirt lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Infant Toddler T Shirt, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this...
Ball Pit Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The ball pit; the super popular pit of germs and bacteria and a cesspool of baby poop and other bodily liquids. It's basically the funnest thing ever and it is a shame that most of them are gone. All parents have felt that uncertain feeling of their child in a ball pit. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect...
Popped Out of Vagina Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Who has two thumbs and just pooped out of a vagina? This guy! This hilariously vulgar and funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for any newborn baby because it so blatantly tells the truth! If you are tired of the same old crap that babies are dressed in then we have the remedy. With this hilarious design; your baby...
9 Months Inside Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Finally! Let freedom ring! Nine months is a long time and that womb the baby is stuck in is no five star luxury hotel! Sure you are getting regularly fed but, it is cramped as hell and babies can't wait to get out. This funny Ironic Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for all babies so you can get some...
My Ship Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
We love puns don't you? Puns are great; they can make some of the funniest quotes, phrases and statements even funnier and more relatable! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for you child and bestows a bit of an ironic sense of confidence for your baby! Let your baby stroll around like its ship don't stink and it...
Ass Kicker Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You don’t get to pick your nickname. You have got to be given one! If only all children could be as lucky as the girl from the the zombie TV show and be bestowed with such an epic epithet. Her mother may have selflessly paid the ultimate sacrifice to birth her into the world, but another person was quick to...
That’s What She Said Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Oh yes, "that's what she said," the most overused comebacks in history. Once used for clever timed suggestion when someone said something innocuous and then you would say that's what she said to make it dirty and suggestive instead of innocent! Of course, people ruined this by saying, that's what she said after every stupid thing that someone would say!...
Milk Junkie Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Addiction is a problem. It is a problem that many do not have the courage to address head on! Whether it's embarrassment, shame or simply because you enjoy the addiction there are many reasons why people stay a junkie. This funny milk junkie Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your child is so obviously addicted. We don't blame them,...
I Had Boobs Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
If you’re a baby, there nothing more important than getting your nutrition at the start of the day. Breast milk is the bacon-and-eggs of any baby’s diet, and chomping on those mammaries not only makes a growing boy or girl strong, but it makes the bond between child and mother even closer! Awww, isn’t that cute? It’s the miracle of...
House White Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Being as how the “House” only serves one flavor, you’d really have no choice as a baby, unless mothers started somehow producing chocolate milk. It does sound cute and funny when you refer to breast feeding that way, so that’s why we’ve put it on this milk Infant Toddler T Shirt here. We capitalize moments of genius by putting them...
Daddy Has Guns Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Everyone knows this guy. Overprotective dads are seemingly everywhere maybe because they were young boys once themselves! Prior experience has made way for a man that wants to protect his child at all costs. No one will hurt Daddy’s Little Princess or there will be Hell to pay! Every boy that smiles at her on the playground better watch out....
Boobies For Babies Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
A better breakfast can boost a child’s brainpower. Thus, cruising down the cereal aisle can become quite the chore when deciding on the perfect nutrients to feed your growing pride and joy. Helps prevent heart disease? Low in sugar? Reading all the fine print on their colorful cartoon laced labels would literally take all day. This funny boobies Infant Toddler...
Boob Is Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Do what you love. Love what you do. This was the inspiration that led to two brothers creating a line of apparel that inspired optimism through promoting and encouraging the increase of good things in one’s life. Three simple words… life is good. Those words can be comprehended at almost any age. Yet on this funny boob Infant Toddler T...
Bite Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The life of a shark pup can be very rough! Their iconic bite is not a learned behavior as they can be cannibals in the womb! It may be a way to gain the nutrients needed to grow, but talk about some true sibling rivalry! No wonder these young offspring hardly receive parental affection. When it comes to your own...
9 Months in Batcave Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Superheroes aren’t born every day. Some do not come along their otherworldly powers until later in life. This will not be a problem for your child. This funny superhero Infant Toddler T Shirt says it all: “I Just Spent 9 Months in the cave!” Your child was born preparing for greatness in their own version of a secret headquarters. Their...
Mommy Backrub Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Couples all over the world know the feeling. There is such a sense of freedom of just being a pair, no real strings holding you two in place. Life still holds spontaneity… that things can change at any moment. Well, this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt documents one of the biggest changes that can happen in a person’s life. Your...
My Bottle Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
There a few essentials for a baby: bibs, pacifiers, baby formula/breastmilk and that thing the breastmilk goes into…oh right, a BOTTLE. Babies need their bottles all the time everyday every minute. Babies don't eat on your time no matter how much you try and make them. When the baby starts crying for it's bottle that roughly translates to, "bitch better...
Made In Vachina Toddler Football Jersey Tee
$14.99
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Toddler Football Jersey that all parents can find...
Made In Vachina Toddler Baseball
$14.99
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Baseball Toddler T-Shirt that all parents can find...
Made In Vachina Solid Baby Pajama Top
$13.99
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Solid PJ Top that all parents can find...
Poops I Did It Again Solid Baby Pajama Top
$13.99
This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Solid PJ Top is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about...
Watch The Language Solid Baby Pajama Top
$13.99
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Little Ass Kicker Solid Baby Pajama Top
$13.99
Life is like a boxing match: defeat is not when you fall, but when you refuse to get back up. Sure, your child may not understand, but one is never too young to proclaim their inner fearless fighting spirit. This boxing Solid PJ Top is for all the parents who are proud of their own little fighter, also known as...
Blastin Farts Solid Baby Pajama Top
$13.99
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Solid PJ Top is perfect for your...
Dad Is Jealous Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Brisco Brands gives you the opportunity to say what you want in style. This Infant Toddler T Shirt lets you make a statement, show your opinion on a hot button topic, and more! With this Infant Toddler T Shirt, be sure to show how you're really feeling - right on your sleeve! Don't be afraid to say anything with this...
Ball Pit Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The ball pit; the super popular pit of germs and bacteria and a cesspool of baby poop and other bodily liquids. It's basically the funnest thing ever and it is a shame that most of them are gone. All parents have felt that uncertain feeling of their child in a ball pit. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect...
Popped Out of Vagina Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Who has two thumbs and just pooped out of a vagina? This guy! This hilariously vulgar and funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for any newborn baby because it so blatantly tells the truth! If you are tired of the same old crap that babies are dressed in then we have the remedy. With this hilarious design; your baby...
9 Months Inside Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Finally! Let freedom ring! Nine months is a long time and that womb the baby is stuck in is no five star luxury hotel! Sure you are getting regularly fed but, it is cramped as hell and babies can't wait to get out. This funny Ironic Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for all babies so you can get some...
My Ship Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
We love puns don't you? Puns are great; they can make some of the funniest quotes, phrases and statements even funnier and more relatable! This cute Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for you child and bestows a bit of an ironic sense of confidence for your baby! Let your baby stroll around like its ship don't stink and it...
Ass Kicker Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You don’t get to pick your nickname. You have got to be given one! If only all children could be as lucky as the girl from the the zombie TV show and be bestowed with such an epic epithet. Her mother may have selflessly paid the ultimate sacrifice to birth her into the world, but another person was quick to...
That’s What She Said Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Oh yes, "that's what she said," the most overused comebacks in history. Once used for clever timed suggestion when someone said something innocuous and then you would say that's what she said to make it dirty and suggestive instead of innocent! Of course, people ruined this by saying, that's what she said after every stupid thing that someone would say!...
Milk Junkie Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Addiction is a problem. It is a problem that many do not have the courage to address head on! Whether it's embarrassment, shame or simply because you enjoy the addiction there are many reasons why people stay a junkie. This funny milk junkie Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for your child is so obviously addicted. We don't blame them,...
I Had Boobs Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
If you’re a baby, there nothing more important than getting your nutrition at the start of the day. Breast milk is the bacon-and-eggs of any baby’s diet, and chomping on those mammaries not only makes a growing boy or girl strong, but it makes the bond between child and mother even closer! Awww, isn’t that cute? It’s the miracle of...
House White Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Being as how the “House” only serves one flavor, you’d really have no choice as a baby, unless mothers started somehow producing chocolate milk. It does sound cute and funny when you refer to breast feeding that way, so that’s why we’ve put it on this milk Infant Toddler T Shirt here. We capitalize moments of genius by putting them...
Daddy Has Guns Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Everyone knows this guy. Overprotective dads are seemingly everywhere maybe because they were young boys once themselves! Prior experience has made way for a man that wants to protect his child at all costs. No one will hurt Daddy’s Little Princess or there will be Hell to pay! Every boy that smiles at her on the playground better watch out....
Boobies For Babies Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
A better breakfast can boost a child’s brainpower. Thus, cruising down the cereal aisle can become quite the chore when deciding on the perfect nutrients to feed your growing pride and joy. Helps prevent heart disease? Low in sugar? Reading all the fine print on their colorful cartoon laced labels would literally take all day. This funny boobies Infant Toddler...
Boob Is Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Do what you love. Love what you do. This was the inspiration that led to two brothers creating a line of apparel that inspired optimism through promoting and encouraging the increase of good things in one’s life. Three simple words… life is good. Those words can be comprehended at almost any age. Yet on this funny boob Infant Toddler T...
Bite Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The life of a shark pup can be very rough! Their iconic bite is not a learned behavior as they can be cannibals in the womb! It may be a way to gain the nutrients needed to grow, but talk about some true sibling rivalry! No wonder these young offspring hardly receive parental affection. When it comes to your own...
9 Months in Batcave Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Superheroes aren’t born every day. Some do not come along their otherworldly powers until later in life. This will not be a problem for your child. This funny superhero Infant Toddler T Shirt says it all: “I Just Spent 9 Months in the cave!” Your child was born preparing for greatness in their own version of a secret headquarters. Their...
Mommy Backrub Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Couples all over the world know the feeling. There is such a sense of freedom of just being a pair, no real strings holding you two in place. Life still holds spontaneity… that things can change at any moment. Well, this funny Infant Toddler T Shirt documents one of the biggest changes that can happen in a person’s life. Your...
My Bottle Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
There a few essentials for a baby: bibs, pacifiers, baby formula/breastmilk and that thing the breastmilk goes into…oh right, a BOTTLE. Babies need their bottles all the time everyday every minute. Babies don't eat on your time no matter how much you try and make them. When the baby starts crying for it's bottle that roughly translates to, "bitch better...
Offensive Baby Clothes: Parents Cover Your Eyes
Have a feeling that your child is going to grow up a little edgy? Are you a parent with a wild side yourself? Then look no further. Our collection of Offensive Toddler Tees is perfect for your needs. Prepare your toddler for the future with these hilarious and slightly inappropriate designs. If you love these lewd and rude designs, check out our Funny Toddler Tees and Funny Onesies!
