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Tit Faced Ringer Romper Bodysuit
Babies can't get shit faced because they don't drink alcohol! But the do drink a lot of milk, so much milk that they get to the point of being milk-drunk and not just milk-drunk they get completely tit faced! Nothing like seeing a baby drink so hard that they start spitting up, passing out and being completely tit faced and...
Blastin Farts Ringer Romper Bodysuit
Babies are adorable that's just a plain and simple fact. No matter whose baby it is, the baby is uber cute! Babies are simple too and unfortunately no matter how cute the baby is, they are all taken. You may want that baby but, you are going to be left heartbroken! This cute Ringer Infant Romper is perfect for your...
Made In Vachina Ringer Romper Bodysuit
Isn't it just so irksome when you look on the tag or label of something and realize it was made in China? It seems like everything is made in China these days. Hell, half the babies that people adopt were made in China too! We have a label here with this funny Ringer Infant Romper that all parents can find...
Won The Race Ringer Romper Bodysuit
Before we can really accomplish anything in our lives, we first have to win the greatest race of all. It happens before you’re even conscious and some would say that it’s a miracle. You see, a bunch of tadpole looking things compete with other tadpole things to race down a fleshy corridor to see which one can get inside of...
Poops I Did It Again Ringer Romper Bodysuit
This should have been the original title of the song that this poop Ringer Infant Romper is ripping from. We think “pooping your pants” is a statement that sums up Brittney Spear’s career—or at least her career lately. Jeez, how could have anyone liked that music in the 90s? Were we all brainwashed or something? Now that we thinking about...
Watch The Language Ringer Romper Bodysuit
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
Little Ass Kicker Ringer Romper Bodysuit
Life is like a boxing match: defeat is not when you fall, but when you refuse to get back up. Sure, your child may not understand, but one is never too young to proclaim their inner fearless fighting spirit. This boxing Ringer Infant Romper is for all the parents who are proud of their own little fighter, also known as...
My Bottle Ringer Romper Bodysuit
There a few essentials for a baby: bibs, pacifiers, baby formula/breastmilk and that thing the breastmilk goes into…oh right, a BOTTLE. Babies need their bottles all the time everyday every minute. Babies don't eat on your time no matter how much you try and make them. When the baby starts crying for it's bottle that roughly translates to, "bitch better...
Twosie in Onesie Ringer Romper Bodysuit
Babies don't do much, they can't really say much either! That's why as the parents you need to allow them to say the things they want to say with their clothes! This funny poop Ringer Infant Romper is perfect for your little baby because when it poops it can't tell you that it pooped it usually will cry or something...