Being as how the “House” only serves one flavor, you’d really have no choice as a baby, unless mothers started somehow producing chocolate milk. It does sound cute and funny when you refer to breast feeding that way, so that’s why we’ve put it on this I'll Have A Bottle Of The House White Romper here. We capitalize moments of genius by putting them on garments. It just feels like the right thing to do for us. That being said, although the house only serves one option, you can rest assured that it’s the best option. Nothing beats Mother’s Milk.
We’ll have the 1981 Cheval Blanc please, and make sure that’s taken from the cellar—and by cellar we mean straight from the mammaries and into our mouths. We’re speaking as if we’re babies by the way, just in case you were being creeped out. Hey, let’s change the subject: wanna buy this funny milk baby bodysuit?