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    Don't Bacon my Heart Infant Toddler T Shirt

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    Society is constantly dividing the masses with labels. Democrats, Republicans… Black, White… Gay, Straight… It is always us versus them! Yet we believe that there is truly only one division that pertains to the population as a whole. There are really only two types of people in the world: bacon lovers and liars. Can you imagine if this gift from the hog was all the rage in the 70s? Music history could have been altered. We updated the iconic lyrics, depicted on this bacon Infant Toddler T Shirt: “Don’t Go Bacon My Heart!” I couldn’t if I fried!

    You need to teach your little one early that brunch is the most important meal of the day. This Infant Toddler T Shirt channels your inner elton, too!

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    Infant & Toddler T-Shirt

    •    Combed Ring-Spun Fine Jersey - 100% Cotton (Sport Grey & Heathers - Cotton/Poly Blend)
    •    Feels soft yet resists wear & tear
    •    Topstitched ribbed collar
    •    Machine Washable Inside Out
    •    Printed in the USA

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