Pretty Eyes Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Can you think of anything cuter? Their small little eyes that shimmer in wonder and awe of the world around them. Their button noses that sit atop puckered lips and chubby cheeks that are so captivating you can’t help but kiss or pinch them. Their arms and legs that are short but never skinny, tapering down to pudgy fingers and...
Chubba Bubba Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
Hubba hubba… look at the little beauty in this funny Infant Baby Bib! The old soldier slang of attractiveness is making a comeback in a new form! We have taken the liberty of updating the term to fit our 21st Century society. And even though it may look similar to the iconic bubble gum brand that offered the world a...
Chubby Thighs Infant Baby Bib
$13.99
As we age, body image becomes much more significant to our daily life. Society continuously perpetuates unrealistic stereotypes of the ideal form as the standard to strive for. This results in a bunch of depressed anxiety-driven dieters who get caught up in the endeavor of becoming the impossible. There is no such thing as the perfect body… except when it...
Sleep A Lot Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
If you eat a lot and sleep a lot then this Romper Bodysuit is for you. This is for the drowsy folk who just need another minute to sleep. This is for the people who wake up and start eating only to fall back and sleep an hour later. This is for the lazy people with a big stomachs. If...
Milk Drunk Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Sometimes your baby needs to be cut off! The breastmilk chest bar has been open all day and now it's time to cut your milk drunk baby off! It's time for last call because your baby has had waaaay to much to drink. That is some strong stuff; hard-breastmilk can get a baby tit-faced real quick and it's time that...
XOXO Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
What is better than hugs and kisses? Nothing! We all love hugs and kisses hell if a greeting card at Christmas or my birthday doesn't have "xoxo" on it, I get very upset. Babies especially! I don't mean with greeting cards because obviously babies can't read but, giving a child hugs and kisses are the most important things you can...
Tiny Human Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Sometimes the most obvious things are the best! Take this tiny human Infant Toddler T Shirt! It is literally the best thing you can dress your child in because it has so many meanings! (It doesn't though) Anyway, this is perfect for your little baby because it shows exactly what your baby is... A tiny human which is what all...
Tiny & Treasured Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Couple facts about your baby: it is tiny and treasured! This has been a couple facts about your baby! If you want to know more facts than look at your child and come up with some more, I don't know you! Anyway, this cute treasured Infant Toddler T Shirt is perfect for parents who want to show everyone just how...
Newbie Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Newbs! Can't live with them, can't live without them! They ruin video games but, at the same time they make it easy for others too! But, a newb doesn't need to have such a negative connotation! It could mean what it literally supposed to mean which is a newbie, novice, amateur, or simply new! With this newb Infant Toddler T...
I'm Adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Your baby is adorable and knows it with this adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt. Of course, babies aren’t really self-aware—they really have no idea what’s going on besides the urges for bodily functions, but we all like to pretend that they know more than they know. We also do the same with pets. There’s some sort of satisfaction in giving...
Thighs Though Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Babies are like miniature, deformed versions of ourselves with heads too big for their bodies and flabby appendages. You just wanna grab their flabby arms and legs and just play around with them. It’s so irresistible! Those thighs though, they’re the best. You thought you’re wife had amazing thighs but wait until you play around with these bad boys. They’re...
Hug Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This thug life Infant Toddler T Shirt is a perfect example of what you get when you remove a single letter from a word. Just pluck that “T” out of “thug” and you’ve got “hug”. Isn’t that amazing! Now it’s baby friendly! We’ve included the same type of font that’s used in gang tattoos just to drive home that hug/thug...
I'm New Here Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is like you’re attending some sort of 12 step program or it’s your first day at a humiliating, meager-paying job. Life is kind of like those things but a gigantic version of them. It’s a place where you bust your ass and come up with just lint and pocket change. Where you’re maddening lack...
Expecting Me Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
You were expecting your baby, right? Right? If you weren’t, that’s fine because wonderful accidents happen. Except the rest of your adult life is now going to be in the service of this “wonderful accident”. There’s always contraception, but you just didn’t want to listen. In any case, for the parents who did plan this one and were expecting a...
Pretty Eyes Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Can you think of anything cuter? Their small little eyes that shimmer in wonder and awe of the world around them. Their button noses that sit atop puckered lips and chubby cheeks that are so captivating you can’t help but kiss or pinch them. Their arms and legs that are short but never skinny, tapering down to pudgy fingers and...
Hug Life Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Depression is a prevalent issue in our society. It affects over more than 350 million people globally! This leads many to seek forms of treatment through medicine or therapy. Is there any way that we can end this melancholy trend? We believe that there’s a way of life that caters toward the positivity that life brings. This cute thug life...
Chubby Thighs Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
As we age, body image becomes much more significant to our daily life. Society continuously perpetuates unrealistic stereotypes of the ideal form as the standard to strive for. This results in a bunch of depressed anxiety-driven dieters who get caught up in the endeavor of becoming the impossible. There is no such thing as the perfect body… except when it...
Car Rides Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
The interior doesn’t change and mommy or daddy are nearby, promoting the ultimate feeling of comfort. The rumbling vibration below emits a monotonous sound that causes a sense of tranquility to fall over the cabin. There’s nothing new to see and do. Everything is just too familiar and all senses are dulled into a total state of relaxation. Before long,...
Chubby Back Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Hunger pains… everyone has felt them! For babies… those poor little souls are born starving! Their digestive tracts have never had the benefit of being nourished. That quickly changes upon birth. Milk truly does a body good and in no time these little tykes are true human teddy bears. They are so soft… so cuddly… so chubby! So, sorry Justin...
Chubby Babies Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
Sometimes babies transcend the same truths about adults. This funny Infant Toddler T Shirt is a perfect example of one of those situations. Chubby babies cuddle better just like adults; no one wants to cuddle sin and bones! Of course, all babies are chubby though and that is what makes them so cuddlable! It's hard not to cuddle babies and...
I Know I'm Adorable Infant Toddler T Shirt
$16.99
If there is one thing all babies can be sure of it's that they are adorable. All babies are cute regardless of how ugly the parents are! With those chubby cheeks, tiny body, little nose and the smallest hands and feet ever there is no way to look at a baby and not burst into a loud - awhhhh. This...
Adorable Looks Like Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
Who has two thumbs and is super adorable… this baby! That is exactly what your baby would say if it could talk, articulate its thumbs and hands, show emotion, confidence and be completely cocky, but we don't want to give your baby too much credit! Anyway, this funny adorable Romper Bodysuit is perfect for your little adorable baby because it...
XOXO Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
What is better than hugs and kisses? Nothing! We all love hugs and kisses hell if a greeting card at Christmas or my birthday doesn't have "xoxo" on it, I get very upset. Babies especially! I don't mean with greeting cards because obviously babies can't read but, giving a child hugs and kisses are the most important things you can...
Totally Worth it Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
9 months is a long wait and it feels even longer when you are carrying a 7 pound baby in your womb! But of course, when your little baby is finally born, how can you say that the beautiful baby wasn't worth the wait! You can't that's how! All babies are the most innocent, adorable and lovely little things on...
Tiny & Treasured Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
Couple facts about your baby: it is tiny and treasured! This has been a couple facts about your baby! If you want to know more facts than look at your child and come up with some more, I don't know you! Anyway, this cute treasured Romper Bodysuit is perfect for parents who want to show everyone just how loved this...
I'm Adorable Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
Your baby is adorable and knows it with this adorable Romper Bodysuit. Of course, babies aren’t really self-aware—they really have no idea what’s going on besides the urges for bodily functions, but we all like to pretend that they know more than they know. We also do the same with pets. There’s some sort of satisfaction in giving a personality...
Thighs Though Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
Babies are like miniature, deformed versions of ourselves with heads too big for their bodies and flabby appendages. You just wanna grab their flabby arms and legs and just play around with them. It’s so irresistible! Those thighs though, they’re the best. You thought you’re wife had amazing thighs but wait until you play around with these bad boys. They’re...
I'm New Here Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
This funny Romper Bodysuit is like you’re attending some sort of 12 step program or it’s your first day at a humiliating, meager-paying job. Life is kind of like those things but a gigantic version of them. It’s a place where you bust your ass and come up with just lint and pocket change. Where you’re maddening lack of progress...
Pretty Eyes Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
Can you think of anything cuter? Their small little eyes that shimmer in wonder and awe of the world around them. Their button noses that sit atop puckered lips and chubby cheeks that are so captivating you can’t help but kiss or pinch them. Their arms and legs that are short but never skinny, tapering down to pudgy fingers and...
Chubba Bubba Romper Bodysuit
$14.99
Hubba hubba… look at the little beauty in this funny Romper Bodysuit! The old soldier slang of attractiveness is making a comeback in a new form! We have taken the liberty of updating the term to fit our 21st Century society. And even though it may look similar to the iconic bubble gum brand that offered the world a whole...
