Slap some bling on your child and also make her wear this diamonds Onesie just to rub it in the faces of all those classless peasants. However, something tells us that if your child were actually adorned in diamonds, she wouldn’t be wearing this design. Probably baby Gucci or Prada or something. Oh well, there’s always zircon or better yet: costume jewelry. People won’t know that you’re actually poor—that is, until they see this design, unless you really aren’t poor, but if you’re wearing this design you might as well be.