“Squirt” is often used as a term of endearment for little kids or babies. It’s also defined as a “gushing of liquid”. It also has sexual connotations, as evidenced by the internet. Whatever you do, don’t do a web search unless you want to get some results that are less than work safe. Technically speaking, we all are Daddy’s “squirts”....
Sometimes you just have to be forceful with your demands. Baby needs a drink so pull that tit out and feed the damn thing already! Babies are always hungry and when they are not hungry they are pooping and will be hungry again! Make sure those tits are ready otherwise this hardcore baby is going to find another, more punctual...
It's fucking annoying when people curse in front of children and babies! Maybe a little baby can't understand it but, children are extremely absorbent and easy to influence and they absorb everything that people say. This funny Infant Baby Bib is perfect for your baby so when adults are getting rowdy and are cursing at least your baby can tell...
Your little one is the most adorable one ever! With this Infant Baby Bib, you can show off their great sense of style and humor. You worked hard to make this baby, so they might as well look cute. With this Infant Baby Bib from Brisco Baby, you can be sure that they will always be on trend and in...
There is something so controversial about babies. Sure they are cute and adorable but, the things people say about them is so questionable. Everyone who shoves their fat heads in the baby's face always has to compare how much the baby looks like their parents, aunt, uncle, brother, sister and whoever else is in the family! They make it seem...
Diapers are not the only absorbent aspect of your child’s life. Their brains are like little sponges, constantly taking in the world around them as they formulate their own sense of personal identity. This facet of youth is not always a blessing in one’s life. There are many situations in which it can be a curse… literally! With this rude...
You're a true metalhead. If you don't consider yourself a metalhead and you listen to Poison, you're just a poser. This officially licensed Poison Infant Baby Bib will provide you with everything you need to rock out at the next concert. If you want to make sure you're the one at the show that goes the hardest, this Infant Baby...
There's nothing more American than a nice, cold, frozen slushie. Be your originally authentic self when you check out this Infant Baby Bib. There is nothing like putting on a fresh Infant Baby Bib and knowing that you're going to look awesome. Just like the days where you had one Icee a day, you won't have a care in the...