Infant & Toddler T-Shirt
On this hockey Infant Toddler T-Shirt, we’ve include the stages of child development. First comes walking, then crawling, and then finally: playing hockey. It’s pretty simple, although we don’t know if it’s scientifically accurate. Plus, why hockey? We don’t know, but we suppose you can replace hockey with virtually any other sport. The whole point is to live vicariously through your kids, right? But what if they don’t want to play sports? Well they can get out. No son or daughter of mine is going to become a nerd.
Crawl, walk, hockey, sustain a crippling injury, and then start the entire process over again. That basically sums up the life of an athlete, right? That’s what you want your child to become, right? An athlete? Ah, we wish had children that we could live through vicariously, but all we have is this Crawl Walk Hockey baby t-shirt, which is kind of like a child but not really.