You’re Daddy’s drinking buddy. You even act like your drunk by pissing your pants and indiscriminately vomiting! Yep, while Daddy is having a couple a beers, you can relax and suck off of a nice bottle of baby formula. It’ll be a good ol’ father-son bonding session, even though you’ll have no idea what’s going on because you’re a baby. Hey, maybe if you’re good enough, Daddy will let you taste the “formula” that he drinks! Or maybe he’ll get this Daddy's Drinking Buddy Onesie for you and let everyone in the neighborhood know that you’re his best drinkin’ bud!
It doesn’t take much to be Daddy’s drinking buddy. Just sit there innocent and dough eyed and suck off that bottle. Daddy will do the same, except he’ll be bleary-eyed, red-faced and strangely talkative. Just listen to what Daddy has to say, although you won’t understand any of it. We would ask you to get this drinking baby bodysuit, but you’re just a baby and can’t even read, much less access the internet.