You’re Dad’s grillin’ buddy. You know why? You’re the perfect person to talk to. So when Daddy drinks his six-pack and starts his second round, he can drunkenly rant to you without fear of you remembering anything, much less repeating anything in the conversation to Mommy. Maybe if you were older, you’d be frightened by Daddy’ rough manner, slurring of words, and sudden increase in speaking volume, but you have no idea what’s going on. Good, let’s keep it that way. Daddy will buy you this Daddy's Grillin Buddy Onesie for being his best buddy.
Usually Dad doesn’t have a grilling buddy and enjoys grilling alone, unless it’s in the case of a part of barbecue. He enjoys grilling with you though because you don’t say much, aside from the usual gibberish, and are a good listener. Maybe he’ll teach you how to grill someday. Until then, just keep looking cute in this Daddy's Grillin Buddy baby bodysuit.