Go ahead kid, bang away on those little plastic blocks with your toy hammer while Daddy actually has to do the real labor. That dryer isn’t going to fix itself so somebody has to do it. It’s okay kid, you’re too young to actually help Daddy, but you’re there for moral support. Maybe someday he’ll teach you how to actually fix things and you can bang on things with a real hammer. Until then, you can just sit there and look cute. Just don’t touch that drill or power saw. If you’re good, maybe Daddy will buy you this Daddy's Little Helper Onesie.
We would argue that Daddy’s Little Helper causes more trouble than anything, but that’s okay because dealing with trouble is part of the game when you’re a father. And by trouble, we mean creating poopy diapers, spilling food on the floor, and generally causing a mess—you know, the usual baby stuff. Babies create messes and we created this cool baby bodysuit. They’re generally well-known facts.