Infant & Toddler T-Shirt
You were expecting your baby, right? Right? If you weren’t, that’s fine because wonderful accidents happen. Except the rest of your adult life is now going to be in the service of this “wonderful accident”. There’s always contraception, but you just didn’t want to listen. In any case, for the parents who did plan this one and were expecting a baby girl or boy, we congratulate you. In fact, we would like to offer you this pregnancy Infant Toddler T-Shirt that rewards your forethought, planning, and sense of responsibility. Also babies.
Were you expecting your child? I guess that point is moot since the little pile of dough has already been born. There’s nothing you can do now except live your life in servitude of rearing this screaming ball of DNA. If you were expecting them, congratulations. If you weren’t, congratulations because you’re about to get a crash course on what it means to be a parent. You might want to get this pregnancy baby t-shirt just to get your foot in the door.