It may not look it, but beneath that doughy ball of flesh lies an unstoppable beast. He would flex his muscles to show you his strength, but he would ruin his favorite workout Onesie in the process. We wouldn’t want that to happen because then he’ll be angry, and you don’t want him to be angry. He pukes acid and his snot can be used as a high-grade industry lubricant. He is your child so you would think that he wouldn’t do anything bad to you, right? You should be extra nice to him just in case. It’s better to be safe than sorry.
This might be the fourth design you’ve bought your child because he can’t help be flex and rip through them like tissue paper. It’s really not a problem of material, because this workout baby bodysuit is as strong as anyone else’s. Maybe you should trying getting him a design that doesn’t tempt him to flex. Have a look; we have plenty of awesome designs. It’s either that, or make him wear a shirt made out of vulcanized rubber.