We’ve created this Food In Poop Out Romper that shows the basic workings of a new born. We’ve even included visual aids to make you aware of the most important orifices of your child, e.g. the mouth and the butt. Food goes in, poop comes out: that’s really just the essence of being human. With a normal person, daily activities like sleeping, work, and adjusting your crotch are interspersed in there, but with a child, all they really do is poop and eat. Unless you’re cleaning these orifices, make sure to steer clear from them.
Food in, poop out. Life doesn’t get much simpler than that. Sometimes we wish we were sacks that digested food and then excreted it. I guess we are when boiled down to our essence, but adults have all those other problems thrown into the mix like day jobs, spouses, dentist appointments, and all sorts of other unpleasantries. How we sometimes envy the simple life of a baby. We’d love to wear this funny Food In Poop Out baby bodysuit.