You can look up the definition of “Grandmother”, but we don’t think they got it right. We’ve come up with our own definition of Grandma that we believe is more accurate. Grandma is the first person you talk to after Mommy says “no”. Your mom might not spoil you, be rest assured you’re Grandma will. You might as well enjoy it while you can, because she’s not going to be around as long as your mother will. Then you’ll have to beg and plead off of someone else. The good news is that you don’t need to beg for this Grandma Call If Mom Says No Romper, just hand over your cash.
If you ask us, this is the only real definition of “Grandma”. There’s the other definition involving familial hierarchy and all that, but who cares about that one. This is the only definition that matters when it comes to rearing your child. They’ll be the first person they go to when you so no, although we recommend that you give them this Grandma baby bodysuit.