You can always tell when grandma has been around because the air has a faint smell of “old people”. Also, your child’s head is moist from kisses and covered with lipstick smudges in an obscenely gaudy color. Grandma loves your child more than you do in some ways, because your son/daughter is the child of their child. It’s something that’s truly wonderful. It’s always good to know that your child will be taken care of it you decide to become delinquent, neglectful, or lose custody for whatever reason. Grandma is always around with this Grandma Was Here Romper!
Grandma is here, and she’s going to smother your child in kisses! That’s what she doesn’t best—well besides spoiling them rotten, of course. Who can’t help themselves when they see such a beautiful and innocent child? It’s overwhelming. You just have to give in to their demands. What’s that, little guy? You want this Grandma Was Here baby bodysuit to wear?