You’re just a little half-pint because you’re so small. Of course, Daddy has to refer to everything in beer terms because he’s just a regular guy who likes to drink beer. Now that we think about it, we think he might “enjoy” beer a bit too much. You’re a half-pint, Mommy is a voluptuous round pitcher of beer, and he’s a stout, full pint. Maybe someday you’ll grow up to be just like him: using beer analogies for everything and getting too drunk at family barbeques. Just be a good sport and indulge Daddy with this awesome Half Pint Infant Toddler T-Shirt.
If we had to use alcohol analogies, we would say that you’re really a shot and not a half-pint. Half-pint would be a status reserved for children a little bit older. That’s okay though; someday you’ll be a big full pint just like your father and drink a lot of beer just like he does. Aren’t alcohol analogies classy? We’ll tell you what’s even classier: this awesome Half Pint baby t-shirt.
Infant & Toddler T-Shirt