And now a prestigious college Romper for your future Harvard-attending child. Just kidding! First of all, you’re not going to pay tuition unless your kid gets some sort of dynamite scholarship. And even then you wouldn’t want your kid to attend Harvard lest they become a Yuppie. Do you really want that? If you are already Yuppies, then by all means let your child attend, and then immediately stop existing for the benefit of mankind. For all others, just don’t do it, or better yet make a joke out of it with this non-Yuppie friendly Harvard Law Romper.
We wish our children went to Harvard—just kidding. We couldn’t afford the tuition and don’t even have children! We do know the basics about raising kids though. How else would we be able to come up with this amazing Harvard Law baby bodysuit? We just learned from our own parents and from friends. You can give babies hamburgers and beer, right?