I know it was a tough choice. But with deadlines for Early Action, you just couldn't hold out for something you so aloof as a wizarding school. Plus magic school doesn't accept the FAFSA. It's a bummer because you can't even find out how much tuition is. Even their website is unplottable! This Romper Bodysuit is for those wizards who just couldn't make it to wizard school.
Just because Hogwarts doesn't accept FAFSA doesn't mean that you wouldn't have made a great wizard. You can show off your smarts in wizardry and skills at a muggle school. It'll suck but maybe you can try your luck at something less cool - like "Quantum Mechanics" or "Astophysics". Man, and you could have been studying the bestiary at Hogwarts. Instead you're stuck studying "sociology at Harvard". Grab this Romper Bodysuit and show them that you were a front runner for Hogwarts until the FAFSA came to play.