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I Drink Alone Romper

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Does that milk happen to have a little bourbon in it? If you were George Thorogood as a child, that bourbon probably had a little milk in it. Whatever you give your child to suck off of, you can be rest assured that your little tot is a brooding rebel in the making and that’s why we’ve made this I Drink Alone Romper. He/she drinks alone, with nobody else. You’re training them for all those years when they hit the bottle for real. They’ll be an alcoholic that’ll make any parent proud. Now that we think about it, breastfeeding may be the better option.

Your baby drinks alone because he’s a rebel in the making. Also, no one else in the household drinks milk out of a bottle, so that’s the other issue there. You might wanna put just a dash of bourbon in that milk just so he can get some early hairs on his chest and to help with the teething. We also recommend getting him this drinking baby bodysuit as well. We’re just masters of parenting advice aren’t we?

Key Features:

One-Piece BodySuit

  •    Combed Ring-Spun - 100% Cotton (Sport Grey & Heathers - Cotton/Poly Blend)
  •    Reinforced Three-snap Closure
  •    Lap shoulder neckline for easy on/off dressing
  •    Machine Washable Inside Out
  •    Printed in the USA

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