If you’re a baby, there nothing more important than getting your nutrition at the start of the day. Breast milk is the bacon-and-eggs of any baby’s diet, and chomping on those mammaries not only makes a growing boy or girl strong, but it makes the bond between child and mother even closer! Awww, isn’t that cute? It’s the miracle of childbirth—even though, admittedly, childbirth is a very gross process, but would you expect anything less from chunks of meat wrapped in skin? There’s nothing like breast milk, and nothing like this I Had Boobs For Breakfast Romper.
Boobs for breakfast is part of a growing child’s nutrition. Boobs are also on the menu for lunch and dinner. Might as well enjoy it while you can, because you’re going to be eating baby food soon enough, and that stuff is pretty gross. But once you get passed that, you’ll be on to eating hamburgers and French fries. Hooray! Welcome to America: where every dietary decision you make is doomed to be unhealthy. Make a healthy decision for once and get this funny boobs baby bodysuit.