Each of us has different desires throughout various stages of our lives. Some of us may want money, while others desire love or relationship. When you’re a baby, all you want is your bottle. It’s a desire that’s simple and effective: hunger is a basic human need. Not only do you want that bottle, but you want it now. You’ll scream and cry until your vocal chords are raw and bloody until you get it. Being a baby is hard work, but that bottle is well-earned. This is our funny Romper, and you want it now!
You better give him that bottle or he’ll threaten to poop in his diaper or projectile vomit on you. You better watch out because he’s a pretty good shot when it comes to expelling bodily fluids. Maybe you don’t understand the meaning of “now”. He’s serious. Just look at that face. Is that the face of a patient, innocent child? You might want to get him this funny baby bodysuit too.