Your child always looks like he just woke up, but that’s probably because he’s sleeping most of the time. Being an infant is really the only time that we can have perpetual bedhead and not be called out on it. Actually, there are a lot of things we can get away with as infants, such as puking on other people, sucking on breasts in public, and crapping our pants. Ah, how we wish we were infants some times. Buy this funny Romper for your child because they woke up like that. You probably don’t need a design to tell everyone this but, hey, it looks cool.
Not many people can wake up looking normal, let alone immaculate. Babies are the exception to this rule. Because they always look disheveled, they wake up looking like their normal selves. We wish we could roll out of bed without puffy eyes and our hair pushed over to the other side of our scalp. I guess it doesn’t matter anyways. We could show up to work half-naked if we wanted to because we just make designs like I Woke Up Like This baby bodysuit. It’s not like we’re investment bankers.